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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


sullat posted:

Sure, if you believe Suentonis. I suppose you are also a follower of Alex Jones?

i don't usually believe suetonius but i make an exception for outlandish stories about julius caesar

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Al! posted:

i only believe credible ancient historians like herodotus

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


caesar was also called the queen of bithynia by particularly elitist shits because he hung out a lot with the king of bithynia at one point so some folks thought they were loving. roman conservatives muttered in his later years that caesar may have laid the gauls low, but nicomedes laid caesar low

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



Jazerus
May 24, 2011


consumed by normies posted:

so this makes trump one of abdullah al saud's wives

the orb may conduct weddings yes

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Turdfuzz posted:

bad bad bad
trump trump trump
me so sad
nite milk memes
trump trump trump
i get it ig et it already dear god

someone needs a boyfriendo

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


help i just ate a massive and i mean massive bowl of chili obama's still prez right???

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Intel&Sebastian posted:

a sex type thing?

a sex tape thing

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


VectorSigma posted:

alex jones should play beetlejuice's fat twin brother in the new movie

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Al! posted:

carly didnt age poorly, she has milkbone poisoning



Jazerus
May 24, 2011



kids use them to get on people's nerves and then be able to justify it by talking about how they're a medical device to occupy kids with adhd so why are you being such a jerk???

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

*taps mic, generating a mild feedback*

Mars Volta sucks sucks sucks sucks

[day crewishly] it's THE mars volta

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


do you think carrie fisher and john belushi did speedballs together when they were making the blues brothers?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


MaxxBot posted:

You're right I'm dying...








Of excitement!








For

if jeb! did not exist it would be necessary to invent him

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Chris James 2 posted:

Dibs on one of them, and no Republicans allowed on that one

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Chris James 2 posted:

Thanks for reminding me: No violent Bernie or busters allowed either

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Dr Cheeto posted:

I'm tired of this dumb planet send me to the clone zone

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Vertical Lime posted:

nobody else is reporting it and the hill is poo poo

also the spice news sounds realer

https://twitter.com/tarapalmeri/status/876890061719121920

e: oh my god can you find a loving faker url than that hill one

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Gringostar posted:

learning anything but basic typing skills in school is useless since schools can't keep enough modern machines for students

unless you're in a rich (re: white) as gently caress district

lol you could use dell desktops from fifteen years ago to teach kids about the basic logic of programming and lots of poor schools have chromebooks/ipads through federal programs

like i'm not saying coding in schools is a platonic ideal or anything but it could be done if people wanted to do it

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


anime was right posted:

has there been any mattering today

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


below: a metaphor for 2016/2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxGuNJ-nEYg

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


A Handed Missus posted:



pretend it's Lynch.jpg with
David Lynch > Lynch's Beans
I;m thinking about thos Coffee

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Joementum posted:

I ate too many pretzels tonight

president bush did that once and almost died

ya but are they chili pretzels

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


zegermans posted:

Can you seriously gently caress a horse and have a kid, even at low probability?

no, -5000% means 0 fertility

there are ways to get horse portrait characters without the horse trait and they can have kids with humans

also there are ways to convert humans to horse culture

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i was on horse culture for a little while but i got off :unsmith:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


JosefStalinator posted:

i legit dont know and would love if someone told me

baloogan had the horse as a concubine/mistress for ages but it was only when he hosed it with that one event that he had a kid

and thus Teresa Neigh was born

oh yeah event pregnancies are hosed up and bypass fertility checks

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

but he outlawed research into animal-human hybrids

then why are the frogs gay answer me that!!!

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Zyla posted:

tolberone quadrangular

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Fidel Castronaut posted:

I just got sick of him posting about being demodded and how it was actually a good thing and how he was honored to serve with Baloogan lol :shrug:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Concerned Citizen posted:

lol you're extremely salty and literally ran into another thread to complain about your suck zone conversation

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



weak rear end people astonished by things that are neither truckin' nor fuckin'

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


MadJackal posted:

HONOR!

My wife and I included Qapla' in out vows and the entirety of you all can suck it because it was amazing and poignant.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


logikv9 posted:

buttigieg

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

robots are fukken great :3:

Zyla posted:

imagine being so pathetic when u spend a ton to get high you use it to shitpost on a comedy politics forum

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



:orb:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



Jazerus
May 24, 2011


god's perfect simple boy betrayed

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


succ posted:

America needs Lenin revived

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