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The Glumslinger posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS MORNING JOE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START YELLING AT THE MAIN CHARACTERS, JOE AND MIKA. I DEBATE EVERY POINT AND I DEBATE EVERY POINT HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME WITTY ONE LINER OR EVEN WHEN I FORGET WHAT I WAS SAYING. NOT MANY CANDIDATES CAN SAY THEY'RE NOT UNDER FBI INVESTIGATION. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY CABINET MEETINGS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN GOVERNMENT CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TALKING POINTS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY GOLDEN APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING COMMERCIALS EVERY MORNIed balls
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Mr. Nice! posted:anything happen today? fiddle tits
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The Glumslinger posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS MORNING JOE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START YELLING AT THE MAIN CHARACTERS, JOE AND MIKA. I DEBATE EVERY POINT AND I DEBATE EVERY POINT HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME WITTY ONE LINER OR EVEN WHEN I FORGET WHAT I WAS SAYING. NOT MANY CANDIDATES CAN SAY THEY'RE NOT UNDER FBI INVESTIGATION. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY CABINET MEETINGS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN GOVERNMENT CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TALKING POINTS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY GOLDEN APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING COMMERCIALS EVERY MORNIng
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A Handed Missus posted:
hahahaha holy poo poo i remember when kanye ruined his reputation for trump, only to have trump tell him he couldn't play at his inauguration because they wanted a more "american" look 
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The Glumslinger posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS MORNING JOE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START YELLING AT THE MAIN CHARACTERS, JOE AND MIKA. I DEBATE EVERY POINT AND I DEBATE EVERY POINT HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME WITTY ONE LINER OR EVEN WHEN I FORGET WHAT I WAS SAYING. NOT MANY CANDIDATES CAN SAY THEY'RE NOT UNDER FBI INVESTIGATION. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY CABINET MEETINGS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN GOVERNMENT CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TALKING POINTS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY GOLDEN APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING COMMERCIALS EVERY MORNIng
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Chris James 2 posted:oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit On his first podcast like this he outsourced all the actual reading to child laborers
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Mr. Nice! posted:anything happen today? Trump went to Camp David  it was a p. boring day
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caesar was also called the queen of bithynia by particularly elitist shits because he hung out a lot with the king of bithynia at one point so some folks thought they were loving. roman conservatives muttered in his later years that caesar may have laid the gauls low, but nicomedes laid caesar low
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Chris James 2 posted:oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 
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Saturdays are almost always boring tho, Trump is always golfing and nobody wants to break news on a Saturday
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Hey they found those sailors, they died the exact way you've been terrified to ever since you saw "the abyss"
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Inspector Hound posted:Hey they found those sailors, they died the exact way you've been terrified to ever since you saw "the abyss" They imploded?
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Jazerus posted:caesar was also called the queen of bithynia by particularly elitist shits because he hung out a lot with the king of bithynia at one point so some folks thought they were loving. roman conservatives muttered in his later years that caesar may have laid the gauls low, but nicomedes laid caesar low I assume they were also crucified
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Sir Tonk posted:why does everyone in this thread have a kitten I don't 
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The Nastier Nate posted:Even if Ossof wins it won't be by much and the republicans will stay the course cause they held in Kansas and Montana it doesn't matter if Ossoff "doesn't win by much" because GA-06 is Tom Price's old district, where the Republicans have been winning by more than 25% for the past seven elections, sometimes winning by 40% or more Ossoff winning there, even if it's by a oval office hair, is full on RED loving ALERT for the Republicans
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Jazerus posted:caesar was also called the queen of bithynia by particularly elitist shits because he hung out a lot with the king of bithynia at one point so some folks thought they were loving. roman conservatives muttered in his later years that caesar may have laid the gauls low, but nicomedes laid caesar low so this makes trump one of abdullah al saud's wives
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consumed by normies posted:so this makes trump one of abdullah al saud's wives the orb may conduct weddings yes
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SKULL.GIF posted:it doesn't matter if Ossoff "doesn't win by much" because GA-06 is Tom Price's old district, where the Republicans have been winning by more than 25% for the past seven elections, sometimes winning by 40% or more yup losing while close though continues the narratives of dems having seconditis and blowing their chances it's really perilous imo
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Bip Roberts posted:I didn't know they sold it in 12 ozers. Yeah, they sell it in 12oz 4pks now, I got one of this, maudite, and trois pistoles. Makes them a little more manageable this way too.
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oh wait abdullahs the dead one
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Trump would be a eunuch in the Saudi royal harem the best eunuch ever, there's nothing wrong down there, BELIEVE ME
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Chokes McGee posted:yup Russians ain't gonna let Ossoff win anyway I mean we should still try and I still donated to Ossoff's campaign but, yeah, we're hosed
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make cspam gone again
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FAUXTON posted:They imploded? Crushed by a city sized tidal wave found in flooded and I'm guessing sealed compartments
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bad bad bad trump trump trump me so sad nite milk memes trump trump trump i get it ig et it already dear god
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consumed by normies posted:oh wait abdullahs the dead one holy fucken bananas when did u come back
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is that megyn kelly & alex jones? if so that's a very flattering pic of jones
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Turdfuzz posted:bad bad bad whats a meme
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Turdfuzz posted:bad bad bad someone needs a boyfriendo
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The Glumslinger posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS MORNING JOE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START YELLING AT THE MAIN CHARACTERS, JOE AND MIKA. I DEBATE EVERY POINT AND I DEBATE EVERY POINT HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME WITTY ONE LINER OR EVEN WHEN I FORGET WHAT I WAS SAYING. NOT MANY CANDIDATES CAN SAY THEY'RE NOT UNDER FBI INVESTIGATION. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY CABINET MEETINGS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN GOVERNMENT CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TALKING POINTS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY GOLDEN APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING COMMERCIALS EVERY MORNIng
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