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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/900932713523425280

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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FAUXTON posted:

Lol oh right Rick Perry is the guy who is supposed to be handling that iirc

I pointed that out earlier lol~

its a match made in hell

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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mormonpartyboat posted:

reposting because lol:

:munch:

sherriff clarke is right, i want to see this incompetent admin, through their own fault, fail at this

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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primary and general chat loving blows, none of it is funny and its tedious whatifism and whataboutism


now hurricane deathwatch because Trump admin doesn't give a poo poo otoh...

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Admiral Ray posted:

we could produce our own loving hurricanes if we located out powerp[lants to the ocean

you have any idea how much energy we could harness if we had wind turbines on the coastlines?

but hey, we can put solar panels on THE WALL

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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mormonpartyboat posted:

wait

put solar panels on the hurricane

etremeply bond villain: :bisonyes:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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financially racist posted:

gently caress that, wave harvesters are the real future of off-shore power generation

...which, like off-shore wind turbines, will be a real bitch to build because of nimby morons crying about their views

a lot of the engineering problems to it iirc is the salt in the sea air causing corrosion so maintenance would be a bitch

if i remember, they wanted to actually 3D print turbines out of a material that could combine salt, or some sort of organic-like compound through bioengineering which sounds metal tbh

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Why evacuate? If you are good, God will spare you

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Eclipsed in the Totality of Harvey's Wake

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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lmao forever that 8 dems control sen8

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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The Sen8 Democrats

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Agrajag posted:

dont be talkin poo poo about my taco bell

this is your first and only warning

taco bell sucks much like your abrasive strung out posting

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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settle down and get some chipotle to sort yer sorry self out

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Agrajag posted:

love them salmonella wraps

please, indulge in them by all means. Make your shitfits literal for once~

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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so I assume the FEMA administrator isn't the director? All these useless bureaucratic titles

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Sep 7, 1997


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lol google's outdated on the FEMA administrator :tif:

Robert J. Fenton, Jr. is listed but Brock Long is the administrator and I guess he's the honcho in charge considering that there's no director

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Jazerus posted:

the phrase obama's katrina has lost all meaning to me and in fact signifies a hungering void of meaning

Sabrina's Abra

Obama's Katrina is the name of the geodude he has. which is now a Golem.

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Sep 7, 1997


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Al! posted:

in the future fema will be replaced by one cyanide capsule mailed to every american once per year

FEMA top secret Fentanyl dispersed Hurricanes with a weather controlling device :unsmigghh:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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aren't republicans fond of the adage "you reap what you sow"

just not when it applies to them obviously, they love to try to be exceptional

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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he's not here, i can take a message *points to the rubbish bin*

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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pretty good grift game he's got, i wonder how much gorilla semen he sold and consumed to get those designer shades

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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alnilam posted:

Hey i got a mandate from heaven for ya: dinner with joseph gordon levitt

oo la la~ quite the man date enjoy :cheers:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Turdfuzz posted:

dumbass loving america n its stupid rear end hurricanes gettin all hosed up n poo poo

it rules

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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mister magpie posted:

a lot of people are going to die or lose their homes and livelihoods in texas

extremeply sherrif david y. clarke:] this is what you liberals want to use to hurt trump!!!11 monsters!!!

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Sep 7, 1997


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extremply shersrif david b. clarke:] liberals better get their fill of hurricane rain water because i aint giving you a drat drink in the clink when im done with you!!!!11

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Sep 7, 1997


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mister magpie posted:

haha

i'm not anti joke and i am not saying that people shouldn't joke about it

it's just that i can't come up with anything because of the anxiety

all we can do is laugh about it i guess

I don't lust for death

I lust for accountability

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Sep 7, 1997


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:yooge: "we have to study both sides"

*watches people die without adequate disaster relief, then with a mouthful of cheetos* "wow, I'm learning so much from studying this, you'd think they'd could use more help from what I've just seen. I blame x, y, and z. Total Disaster for Texas! Too Bad So Sad!"

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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mormonpartyboat posted:

this is the only useless idiot thing you've said

u own, actually

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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prediction: the hurricane disappears at the last minute and reemerges on the other side of the planet, hitting North Korea and wiping out their nuclear power plants.

Trump calls it a military victory

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Sep 7, 1997


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Ekster posted:

on one hand i feel bad about this

on the other trump is going to bungle this so hard lmao

thats why you make it clear that it is accountability that you lust for, not death :hai:

Sheriff Clarke, you may arrest me now, I'm guilty of the liberal agenda.

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Sep 7, 1997


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A Handed Missus posted:

hey I remember that guy!

you should :grin:

https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/900908821098483712

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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mormonpartyboat posted:

libulardo bastardos gangtag when

motto: No Drink In the Clink

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Sep 7, 1997


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triple sulk posted:

stopped clock, right, etc

no he's wrong because he missed the very key issue in front of his face as usual, is that there's an accountability issue as always, but its easy to miss that when you're ready to shuffle the blame onto the liberals by wedging death as a platform

its disgusting

you know, like how 8 democrats are holding everything back thats making this country great again despite all convenient odds

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Sep 7, 1997


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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

if ivanka trump wanted to go on a date with me i would go

:same:

im only in it for the free food

expensive but good taste im sure

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Joementum posted:

FEMA Administrator Scaramucci would be "fun"

lissen heah pally, theres a big cane comin so youse gotta vamoose, capisce?

zakkro posted:

*she takes you to a McDonald's to show you she's "down-to-Earth"*

i will have the 40 mcnuggets please

also what Ben said, many sides to go with it please. Many sides.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Gravy Jones posted:

At first it might be uncomfortable with Jared sitting there watching, but you'll get used to it after a while

every time Jared opens his mouth to screech, Ivanka will publicly admonish him

and then I will ask him to fetch me another bottle of cabernet as he shuffles away in his awkward languid strides



spooky

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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punchymcpunch posted:

lmao i forgot jared screeches like a pterodactyl

what a freakshow

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Sep 7, 1997


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post the full picture

melania staring at him in disbelief and creeping realization at what an embarrassing manchild she's saddled with is what makes it peak Trump

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Sep 7, 1997


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i cant not laugh every time dammit

its so perfect

look how enveloped in his smug he is, literal textbook head up arse

whatever did he do to pat himself on the back for the day

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