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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

triwolf posted:

A few iterations of this thread ago someone asked if there are ever gay incels.

A few iterations ago? It's been asked every other odd numbered page in every Incel thread since the first one.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Guy Mann posted:

How many active threads of falling for fakeposts on Reddit does GBS really need at any one time?

Two.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

I am concerned that gbs may be obsessed

With nerds who can't get laid and also with fakeposts

So what's your username on r/incels?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
No gay man would obsess over loving women this much.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

Yes

Yes that is what you took from this. I hope you all remain safe while abyss gazing and do not become Pick

God bless

I think that's too long to be a username

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I hope Unholy Ghost finds this thread again. I want to know when he's gonna come beat me up for making fun of him.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Literally A Person posted:

Yeah, but take out the loving and replace it with begging for loving.

That'd really mess with the meter

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The Unholy Ghost posted:

Hahahaha... that was not the idea, bud. You're referring to this?:



I was trying to imply that you know very little about my experiences, so your words there will become more and more meaningless in the years to come... as I know you will continue to levy them on me as I continue to be a virgin.

I guess at the bottom of it some people here just can't accept encountering a "real" incel :newlol:

Hopefully as you get older you will mature, that is the idea.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The Unholy Ghost posted:

Hey, I am by no means opposed to further numbing! :D


:crossarms:

6/10. First sentence is pretty much useless... doesn't apply too well. Second sentence is debatable... I'm certainly not important, but I'm not sure if you or I can speak for who or who may not be fuming in front of their computer screen at this moment. Third sentence as extension of second is excellent assuming second is true... which again, can't say for certain... but I'm giving you half points for it because I like your username. Now... here's where you're getting the majority of your points... the fourth sentence. Ooof... it's good. It's really, really good. Now, a big part is the originality. No one has said that to me yet, believe it or not. I'm glad that someone did so we can check it off the list. The condescension and contempt is palpable, and practically oozes out of the screen like butter, it's making me hungry. As I said, really good. It's so good that I'll address it: Yes. I have already thought of that.

This is the worst punch-rolling I've ever seen. Including my own.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Viva Miriya posted:

Hey what branch are you enlisting in again?

Coast Guard Reserves

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The Unholy Ghost posted:

Air Force or Navy, because I'm interested in the--


...Oh. :( I can't believe you asked me a question only with the plan of making fun of me regardless of the answer.

Lmao, of course you're going to join the Chair Force.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I wanna pinch that boy's cheeks and then teach him not to be a rapist.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

I've met some of these guys irl.

You tried to gently caress one for years. Further proof incels don't actually want sex.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Nobody cares.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

There's an entire dating sim game about this that was super popular with goons recently though I don't know the name of it.

The one with like an armless girl, a blind one, a burn victim mute, etc?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dienes posted:

Didn't he also sleep with some of his slaves?

That, at least, fits with incel values.

Probably. His horniness was legendary.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Fried Watermelon posted:

Pussy's are gross

Dicks are pretty gross too, but that ain't stopping me from putting both of them in my mouth.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Don't doxx me

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

poisonpill posted:

Look at the numbers: the cost of drivers is the biggest expense for freight, the technology will be available within three to five years, and rotating out these trucks will cost a fraction of a year's salaries.

lmao

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

fruit on the bottom posted:

Ten years is the conservative estimate? I find that a little hard to believe. What's the idealistic one?

Teleportation within the next hour.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Cars being able to do simple tasks in controlled environments is waaaaaay different beast than long-haul trucking, son.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

spacetoaster posted:

Well yeah, I'm just amazed at the fact a car is being sold that can drive on divided highways with no input from the driver.

I mean, I was on board with the 10 to 20 years thing til I saw a special on what Audi is doing. You gotta admit that's a little faster than you thought, right?

Considering I was already aware of it, no not really.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

It's because men are lazy as hell and you have to yell at them. My Asian friends are good at this and they've taught me a lot.

Remind me how well that worked on Hugh, again.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
You heard it here first, sexism is over ever since Title IX was passed.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Exactly like how the Civil Rights Act did away with racism. It's illegal, you see, and illegal things literally can't happen.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Significant Ant posted:

They’re not dropping out. Women decide not to engineering before ever even setting foot on campus.

If anything women who get in and stick to it actually have remarkable success in academia. This is why you get something like better growth rates in women getting advanced degrees while bachelor rates remain stagnant in some fields.

"They're pushed into other fields by creepy weirdos, nothing wrong there!"

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Significant Ant posted:

I’m not sure what you’re trying to imply here

Here’s something from the NSF


They’re simply not enrolling to begin with.

I wonder why that is... Well, we can rule out sexism because it's illegal and therefore literally can never happen. Hmm. :thunk:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Significant Ant posted:

Can’t speak for industry, but every single university I have been in really tried and tried hard to get women and keep women in STEM.

It’s just simply better that way. They get better GPAs and are less likely to drop out.

Tried hard doing what, exactly? Tried hard to say they tried hard?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Palpek posted:

OMG hold on to your butts for this one.





So he's Bizzaro, except even more retarded.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
If you're fanfic or porno script isn't written entirely in fluent Klingon, including the stage directions, then you can get out of my face, you Vulcan cuck.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

She's not technically wrong. If you disregard literally everything that differentiates us from one another we're all technically the same!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Vulture Culture posted:

only deferring to genetics and life circumstances doesn't account for those who are blessed by the Lord

Blessings fall under life circumstances, unless you have the blood of Kings which falls under genetics.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

poisonpill posted:

#NotAllMen

#YesAllDogfuckers

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Page 69, a page incels will never experience.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

so my parents did love me all along!

They loved loving you up, at any rate.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

shut up blegum posted:

I like hot showers :ohdear:

I'm sorry you'll never touch a boob that isn't your own. You might as well LDAR

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

There are posts that say they think a woman over 130 lbs or so is fat. Well, I weigh less than that, what's their excuse?

They aren't women.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

I can't think of anybody, :female: or otherwise, who complained that Flash Thompson didn't look like a bully. I'm sure plenty of nerds complained he wasn't white, though.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ziv Zulander posted:

gently caress off, rear end in a top hat

The Incel is coming from inside the thread!

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

My Linux Rig posted:

oh no a single woman is awful, this must mean they are all awful

Benny Harvey is no Unholy Ghost.

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