/r/Incels: Japan is far ahead of us in incel science

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Hobologist: May 4, 2007; We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Literally A Person posted:

I think the message here is to make sure you're sexually compatible before you get married to someone. But these are two problems an incel will never have.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 20:56

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 02:24

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timefly posted:

Point is you can make up for a certain amount of ugliness/nerdiness/shortness (not every girl cares about height especially not enough to make it a deal breaker) by working out

If you read the Journal of Incelology you'll find plenty of articles about how working out is a coping strategy that people use to defer the inevitable moment when they decide to LDAR. They're called gymcels.

The only solution to being an 18+-year-old virgin is expensive chin and jawline implants and leg lengthening surgery.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 21:09

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lazorexplosion posted:

Having a daughter is the most degenerate act of cuckoldry that you can commit

Having a daughter is one of the most degenerate acts of cuckoldry that you can commit in the modern world. Decades ago, having a daughter would have been a pleasant experience, as women were controlled and were not free to be the sluts that they are now. Just imagine it:

You've worked hard all your life. You have a good job, and a nice house in the suburbs. You work out regularly and your happy with your life. But your life is made even more beautiful by your daughter. She is in college, that you were happy to pay for with your hard earned money, where she has a clever and respectable boyfriend (he reminds you of how you were, in your younger days).

Your love for your daughter has strengthened in the past few months, because she has been there for you after your wife cheated on you with Brad, who lives down the road. You believe that your daughter is different to her, and she is the light in the darkness that is your world.

It's a warm day, and your daughter doesn't have classes, and you've come home early to spend some time with her. As you enter your quiet house you can hear moaning from upstairs. You're worried that you have come home to an intimate moment between your daughter and her boyfriend, but then you remember that her boyfriend has classes all day, what the hell! You tiptoe upstairs, and locate the moans coming from YOUR room! You open the door to reveal an ungodly sight.

Your daughter is lying on your bed covered in cum and is being pounded by someone, although you can't see his face because he has his head down and is focusing on your daughter's face. You stand there in shock, as your whole world comes crashing down around you. As your daughter orgasms and squirts all over your bed, she opens her eyes to see you stood there in shock. She screams and the man on top of her turns around to reveal Brad. He looks you straight in the eyes, smiles and says "hey bro!"

Having a daughter in modern society is the worst act of cuckoldry that can be committed. Women don't love anyone or anything, not even their own fathers. Normies may scoff at this, but deep down they know it is true.

Any bets on whether the incel typed this with one hand?

edit: Even in their creepy incest sex fantasies they're not the ones having sex.

Hobologist fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jun 25, 2017

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 19:34

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Dreddout posted:

LMAO holy gently caress @ currycel

Yeah men from the country with the second largest population and a birth rate so high it's becoming an existential threat have problems loving

No, but you see, before we invented the airplane Indian women had no choice but to sleep with Indian men. But now, hot Indian women all go for even short dorky white guys over other Indians. I saw it a few years ago in a documentary called The Big Bang Theory.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 20:01

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Literally A Person posted:

"They bitch about the term "female", not doing anything to challenge the validity of that statement."

So, he wants them to pull off the wig and drop their pants and say, "ha ha, I was a man all along."?

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 06:14

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She wants a monitor that only Chads can carry to weed out the weaker betas.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 07:38

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lazorexplosion posted:

Tattoo artists can never be incel

Even the most beta nice guy looking tattoo artist is swimming in female options. Women gently caress them for half price tattoos and keep them around as friends with benefits.

We know for instance that married women gently caress tattoo artists on the side while hubby is at work. A chad tattoo artist? It's confirmed over. Women will divorce their hubby and abandon their kids, gently caress their life up to try and LTR him.

Just shows the shallowness of females. Giving up their body with a click of the finger like a whore in order to get some new ink they can show off on insta.

This one is oddly specific, almost as if it was made by a beta provider who got cucked instead of a real incel.

Or maybe it was written by the same guy who had that fantasy about walking in on his daughter getting banged by a Chad named Brad.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 15:11

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Dreddout posted:

These guys are talking about poo poo like clavicle thickness

Wrist thickness. And clavicle length.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 21:28

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Yorkshire Pudding posted:

I love their obsession with the idea that if you "miss out" on dating in your teens you've missed out on the most pure, beautiful form of love. Dating as a teenager was awful. Nobody knew what the gently caress they were doing and all of our brains were totally whacked out on hormones and inexperience and everyone hurt each other because nobody knew what they wanted. It was not some magical perfect time.

Well, if your life has only gone downhill since being a teenager you sort of feel nostalgic for it.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:43

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Pththya-lyi posted:

Rapist boy is apparently 20 years old, "14" is probably a reference to The Fourteen Words. His babyface and 5'2" height surely don't help the impression that he's not a teenager, though.

When he's 38 and still looks like that while Chad's face is sliding off his cheekbones, he won't be complaining.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 21:40

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SciFiDownBeat posted:

He kinda looks like Elliot Roger to me...

Only because you already know he's an incel. Otherwise you'd think he was a youtuber or something.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 03:04

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Pththya-lyi posted:

More insights from Rapist Boy!

On having a daughter:

On having a daughter:

How can normies be happy having a "modern" daughter? It's like being cuckolded.

This is a genuine question. I've been thinking about this for some time. It's the ultimate form of cuckoldry, honestly. I mean, you try to raise her properly, provide for her and share her burdens, emotional or financial, for so many years, and when she gets to her prime ages, she starts "exploring her body". In other words, being a worthless slag being pumped and dumped by Chads, gagging on their erect members as they push her head further into their penis, gargling their cum with joy, screaming for them to gently caress her brains out while they press her head to the ground with their foot, her jumping on their 12 inch dongs as she calls them "daddy", catering to their every sexual whim to continue being with them, getting drunk in parties and gangbanging with total strangers... Being a worthless dishrag to be used and discarded, until the clock starts ticking and she gets with a beta cuckold to provide for her. This is the life of many "modern age" female.

My question is, how can so many of you normies be happy having a "western", a "modern" daughter after so many years of raising and caring for her selflessly? How can you not get sick seeing her turn into a slut for public use? How can you sit still and say "this is fine" while she's nothing more than a object for Chads to use and throw away like a cumrag? How can you accept her serial "monogamy", watching her jump from cock to cock? It makes me sick to my stomach. Answers are welcomed.

I'm not surprised he's been thinking about it for some time. As I said before, it's revealing that even in their creepy incest fantasies, incels aren't the ones having sex.

My daughter is being had by a Chad named Brad. That's bad, and it makes dad mad and sad.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 07:01

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a bone to pick posted:

I still want to gently caress this lil nazi

But he is cursed with a (high-cheekboned, big-eyed, square-jawed, symmetrical, smooth-skinned) face that makes him totally unfuckable. There's no way you would want to just keep him in your gym bag and take him with you for when you want to bust one out.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 03:58

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Literally A Person posted:

Good morning r/incels thread:

I thought the goonsensus was that the first time generally sucks because no one knows what they're doing. It reminds me of the advice of Simon's girlfriend's older sister in the Inbetweeners: You probably won't enjoy it, but just make sure you don't regret it.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 18:25

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Pac-Manioc Root posted:

What the gently caress is an NBPEBLE or whatever?

Also lol, if the gal we mutual handed in our v-cards to didn't end up making a much more earthshaking memory than my 60 seconds of fumbling in the dark. Would feel super bad for her.

The NB Private Equity Fund Limited

Or non-bone-pressed erect length, i.e. the no-cheating way of measuring.

Or n***a's big penis; eat it, losers!

# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 21:48

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Pick posted:

a refined and flattering portrait of a famously beautiful royal maiden

Nowadays even the bald ginger women won't look at you if you're under 8/10 though.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 01:17

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lazorexplosion posted:

I wish I could get a realistic mask that made my face look human. When wearing it, my chin would protrude, my jawline would look sharp; I'd have positive canthal tilt and strong cheekbones etc..

I would put on the mask and go and find a Stacey at a club. I'd get her back to my place, and start loving. Just as she reaches the point of orgasm, I'll tear the mask off revealing my subhuman face to her, and I'll film her reaction with a gopro.

Rinse and repeat, and slowly but surely the incels will have their vengeance on Stacey

How cute. The incel thinks he can actually make a woman orgasm.

lazorexplosion posted:

Anyone else actually kind of get off on humiliation?

I've been humiliated all my life. Bullied constantly. Even teachers and other adults would call me ugly when I was a kid. Or stupid. Or white trash.

I have this hosed up fantasy that's all kinds of deranged. There was this one kid in high school who made my life hell.

In my fantasy my mom takes me to his house to have a talk with his parents. She knocks and he opens the door and says he's the only one home. So my mom walks in and starts to yell at him about bullying me.

He just kind of grins that poo poo eater Chad grin, and then he unzips his fly and his junk slips out and just dangles there for a second. 8+ inches of it. My mom stops mid-sentence, jaw hanging open, and stares. Then he puts a hand behind her head and slowly pushes her to her knees.

He looks me right in the eyes and keeps with that loving evil smile and then she just engulfs his dick and starts bobbing like crazy, moaning like sucking his dick is about to make HER cum.

I just stand there and watch. Then, after what's like an eternity, he whips his dick out, points it at me, and shoots his load on me. Then he calls my mom a slut and shoves us both out the door.

WTF is even wrong with me??? Why does this make me hard??? I seriously don't even enjoy porn anymore. I just think about this hosed up lovely fantasy. I'm not loving gay or incestuous and I hate this dude with all my heart. I used to fantasize about him dying a slow death, and now I don't even get off unless I imagine him cucking me with my mom.

Again, incels don't even have sex in their own fantasies.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 03:59

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My Linux Rig posted:

Lol they're so close

The correct answer is: if your using Linux on anything other than a server or hobby device, you're doing it wrong. And computing knowledge isn't everything, so yeah there are highly paid people out there with zero computing knowledge

They're called Chads, and thanks to their charisma, networking skills, and BA's in finance from a college worse than the one you went to, they're probably your boss's boss.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 00:18

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/r/incels: Chad will hold your head in the toilet while he fucks your mom and sisters

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 21:05

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If you're rich enough to have plural maids, surely you have to be Elliot Rodgers level of hosed up to not be able to hook a gold digger.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 02:38

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Captain Yossarian posted:

This little bitch boy fuckman needs chapstick

Looks like herpes to me.

No one likes a fake incel.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 04:35

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Zil posted:

Weight is just a number plus muscle weighs more than fat. Also thick big bones.

Incels don't have thick bones. They have tiny, malformed clavicles and thin, almost nonexistent wrists, not to mention their underdeveloped jaws. I think they're supported by osmotic pressure like jellyfish.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 19:10

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Guy Mann posted:

The article that made this claim was based entirely off of Google search results, which is hilarious because a.)only preteens and boomers use Google to look for porn, and b.)it assumes that people only seek out porn because they enjoy it and not out of curiosity or shock/humor or any other dozens of reasons.

If they wanted shock and humor, they would be looking for ssbbw instead.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 21:44

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Parsley posted:

I don't think I've been through anything as clinical and emotionless as a vaginal examination.

My friend is a doctor and once he told me in medical school they stress very hard (lol) the need to avoid saying anything even slightly sexual during the pelvic examination. In his first attempt he made it through the whole exam without blurting out "Okay, I'm inserting my instrument now," and then just at the end he said a satisfied "Welp, I'm done."

So close...

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 22:43

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My Linux Rig posted:

For women its about determining whether or not you'll dissect them and dissolve their remains in lye

I think that's more of a third date kind of thing.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 00:58

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timefly posted:

This from people who pray every single day that someone would rob them of their chastity.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 07:59

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Slugworth posted:

The craziest thing is, you'd think they were designed to eat bamboo since it's all they eat, but nope, it's a poo poo nutrition source for them, so they have to eat ungodly amounts of it. Just eat something else, panda!!

I read somewhere that if you feed pandas a normal bear diet of honey, berries, and hikers, they'll thrive on it, but once you give them one taste of bamboo they're all "where have you been all my life" and won't touch anything else. The parallels with an incel who finally gets a girl who'll put out are are obvious.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:09

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lazorexplosion posted:

Two inches = life
Every 5'11 incel sub-human out there would live a completely different existence if you had two more inches to your height. Jobs, dating, everything would be easier. You would appear more trustworthy, more masculine, more likely to kick rear end.

Wtf 5'11" isn't even short. If incels were taller, instead of being short and miserable they would be tall and miserable.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 18:42

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Pac-Manioc Root posted:

protip: wear a shirt and don't walk backwards up to your date

that's weird no matter how clear the skin on your back is

You wouldn't think it was weird if Chad was doing it. Chad never wears a shirt and never faces his date so he can seduce other Staceys while she's mesmerized by his perfectly smooth back.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 07:34

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Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Sabrina he felt was still a possibility, but her character had to be further strengthened. After dropping hot wax on her arms and hearing her scream, though, he gave up in despair.

According to incels, all women are into this and all manner of BDSM as long as it's a Chad doing it.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 03:05

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Literally A Person posted:

I thought incels were convinced that non-virgins are already gross and have cooties.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 22:03

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Khazar-khum posted:

35 years of marriage, and I'm not doing it 'right'. Never been pissed or 'shat' on, asphyxiated, or dunked in a toilet bowl. None of which, BTW, sound even remotely pleasurable. They do, however, seem like something incels want Chad to do to them.

35? Wow. You must be from the mythical before-time when women had arranged marriages to sad incel losers and had no choice in the matter. Ask any young Stacey; you haven't lived until you've been railed from behind with your head dunked in a toilet bowl, preferrably while Chad is flushing some incel's face down it at the same time. Much like an incel who never had a high school sweetheart, you have missed out on a vital formative experience and will forever be stunted for life. If only your parents had bribed the matchmaker or added another couple of pigs to your dowry.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 03:00

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/r/incels: I rarely go out, so why should I take daily showers?

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 03:03

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fruit on the bottom posted:

I'm a big guy, 6'5, 300+ lbs, with a balding head but the hair I have is large enough to cover my chin.

Is anyone else imagining him growing his remaining hair long and braiding it into his beard? No wonder the ladies don't like it.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 07:05

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Universe Master posted:

Chad really needs to clean his backseat.

Chad has never cleaned anything in his life. He just hypnotizes Staceys to do it for him.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 19:14

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Literally A Person posted:

You know, I go to r/incels a bunch to get content for this thread and the only time that I ever felt like touching the poo was to reach out to cutey-twink-nazi and let him know how god damned adorable he was.

Just a friendly reminder that he happened upon a passed-out drunk girl and decided to whip it out and stick it in for a second, Brock Turner style. Still adorable?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 21:44

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Literally A Person posted:

Can't tell if you are being serious or just trying to take my man?

Was the Nazism not enough of a warning sign for you?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 23:08

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Improbable Lobster posted:

I think that the prime demographic for SA is people who get a bingo on that

Just one? I got four.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 18:27

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Shanghaied posted:

You'd think so, but even fundamentalist LDS folks have that whole lost-boy-thing where they expel 20%-30% of the teenage boys for the most trivial offences, so that they can maintain the right male/female ratio so MormonChads (Josephs?) can practice polygamy.

You mean there's a cluster of nubile young ex-mormon sexhavers out there just waiting to be scooped up? To hell with incel-Nazi; I can assemble a whole soccer team of these guys.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 19:00

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 02:24

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Couldn't he just get Chad to pee on him?

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 01:18

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