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green chicken feet posted:

Here's an article about one such study... interpreting this stuff is not my forte, so maybe it's BS, or maybe it's not.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5627a564e4b02f6a900ed2aa

The secret is to skim the news story for the link to the actual study, and read that instead of the news story cause scientific journalism is appallingly inaccurate

https://academiccommons.columbia.edu/catalog/ac%3A125008

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Significant Ant posted:

lol there are no women in my engineering department and this has been true almost across the board for like three entirely different universities for me

women still refuse to study it even though they can get better scholarships and better funding across the board

Same. All of my women coworkers are there as supplemental income to the larger income in their house. I'm not sure where those 46% of bread winning women are but they're definitely not in software in the Seattle area

Pick posted:

I know a lot of women who were in STEM, even engineering specifically, who left, because you guys are loving terrible.

Also, we get paid more to manage you :shrug:.

I will say though that there are a lot of women managers in software so you might be on to something

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MarcusSA posted:

I agree with this. Post more funny .

Ok

Guy hears imitation of crow that reminds him that he'll nevermore get laid

quote:

Almost went an entire day without people commenting on my appearance/laughing (or at least I didn't notice it).

u/BasedTruecel

Then as I was leaving work, I turned my head to talk to a coworker, turned back, and I saw this group of 16 year old Chads cracking up. Then 10 seconds after I walked out of the door, one of them made a CU CAH! sound (like a crow or something).

THIS normies, right here, is why I loving hate every loving living soul. This is the poo poo I have to put up with every day. This is my god drat life. So when your retarded asses come in and say "HURR GOSH NO WUNDR UR INSEL1!!!!!" just stop and think how loving stupid you look typing that poo poo. I always have to put up with people commenting on my appearance. I always have to put up with people laughing, or having a stupid half-smile/smirk like they're trying to hide a laugh. I always have to put up with everybody staring. And you come here and blame my personality on the reason why I don't have a normal life? loving kill yourselves, stupid fucks.

Edit: god drat it beaten

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Shanghaied posted:

If only there were other sectors of economy besides software in the PNW...

Seriously though, there are women everywhere if you care to look. The tech industry is what, 7-8% of US GDP? Healthcare is like 1/6 of the US economy, and last time I checked over 75% of healthcare workers are women.

I'm just saying in my experience I don't see them but then again that's probably cause I work in software

But I think we can all agree that no matter where they work, they shouldn't makeup cause that's worst kind of fraud

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green chicken feet posted:

The "nice" nerdy guy could have ended up being an abuser, a cheater, or a drug addict. People change or reveal their true colors over time.

Or maybe one of them had to move away. All we know from these photos is that the relationship broke up. Said a (mostly) sane person who doesn't twist everything into evidence of a female conspiracy.

Nah what really happened is that a Chad beat the poo poo out of him in front of his girl and as all chads and incels know: that's the easiest way into a woman's pants



Also according to incels, Mr. Rodgers was infamous for regularly beating the poo poo out of his wife

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green chicken feet posted:

Mr. Elliot Rodgers' Neighborhood is not a very pleasant place.

But this redditor has "heard of" women who slept with Chads who beat their boyfriends into comas, and if there's anything I like to base my worldviews on, it's urban legends!

Oh right that rodgers. That's a shame, I was hoping there was some insane incel theory that said one of the nicest tv personalities to exist was really just a womanizing, abusive rear end in a top hat

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Beware the silhouetted penis

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Palpek posted:

OMG hold on to your butts for this one.













Rofl so the guy couldn't use his powers to get plastic surgery or lose weight? Man what a terrible super hero.

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fruit on the bottom posted:

If we follow normie logic then:

A. Women can sense our mysogynistic personalities therefore they won't date us and B. Women choose to start relationships with abusive men

So these women sense the abusive man's personality, but still enter into a relationship with these men. So by putting A and B together, these women sense how abusive these men are, but still enter into relationships in them.

By conclusion, women want to be in these abusive relationships.

Who doesn't want to be strong armed by those manly chads :bigtran:

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Lol geek porn aka slap sci-fi poo poo on the actors and have them say a few technobabble words as they gently caress

"oh yes worf suck on my plasma coils :techno:"

so intellectual!

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quote:

Step 1) spread legs

Step 2) man comes along to solve all ur problems

That will constantly work

if your only problems are getting laid and not having a venereal disease

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Shanghaied posted:

Don't loving do this! I assume that this is the guy who was "humiliated" by the girl that dropped something close to him in the Publix. I'm not talking about JUST being an obnoxious teen or young adult, or JUST being ugly or awkward, or JUST have bad hygiene, but once you have also stopped talking to people and just creepily stare, and invade other people's personal spaces and act threatening, then you have voluntarily moved yourself into the category of the unperson in the eyes of society - you know, the same category as the insane drug addict and the crazy homeless person. This is something you absolutely do not want to do voluntarily, because as bad as you think you have it now as an incel, society treats these unpersons EVEN worse. Be prepared to be given absolutely no slack what-so-ever by business owners, security guards, cops, and the healthcare and justice systems, absolutely nothing and no one will be on your side. It's absolutely horrendous and inhumane what we as society do to these people, and we should absolutely do something about it. But in the meantime, don't loving become one of them voluntarily because hot babes don't give you blow jobs unprompted.

how was the incel better than you at organizing his thoughts into concise paragraphs

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triwolf posted:

"Where are the songs that raise men's self esteem" has this shut-in never listened to hip hop?

Lol probably hasn't, take a wild guess as to why that might be

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quote:

haymansafc• 11m
I'm 32 and in pretty much the same boat. I remain a virgin who's never dated and never kissed. Or even held hands. I'm ignored by women and on the rare occasions I'm not, I'm made to feel three inches tall because, regardless of what they say, they can 'sense' a virgin without you even doing anything.

Yet, they genuinely wonder why I lack confidence and self-esteem. They cause it by their actions... Not me. If I was treated like any other man, I wouldn't suffer from either Social Anxiety or Depression. My problems are easy to explain, but they don't like the explanations.

In the past I've taken professional advice and acted upon it to the best of my ability with my anxiety issues (that I've also worked hard on).

Nothing works. Absolutely nothing!

The problem is that society demands too much on men these days and the list of requirements and exceptions from increasingly promiscuous women rises by the year.

Yes I agree, society demands too much from men these days. Bathing regularly and being polite? What am I, superman?

Pick posted:

It is hilarious that these people do not realize that her personality is something that you have to think about and work on, like your values

They are very very very very lazy people

Don't forget entitled and greedy

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bean_shadow posted:

So pregnant women are whores. Was his mother a whore who carried a man's spawn?

Most likely, I can't imagine most of these incels have a great relationship with their moms

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Pick posted:

Today was kind of a slow day at work so I had time to observe those who were walking along the street below, and I have to say, I'm rethinking exactly how wrong these fellows are, because it seems there really is an epidemic of unfuckable young stinky retards in Portland

Eh that's just typical Portlandites

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green chicken feet posted:

I think this stock photo model guy is the first 21st century Nazi I've seen who didn't look like... well... (trying hard to avoid classism here) It seems like the people who turn to Nazism are the ones who have nothing going for them, so they latch onto whiteness as if it were a virtue.

Surprise, girls who aren't worried about being killed by Nazis don't care as much about a swastika tattoo. They have the Get Out of Concentration Camp Free card.

Although I suppose a lot of them swiped right without noticing the tattoo because it's half-obscured by his sleeve. Lol if this guy thinks everyone is inspecting each picture in detail before swiping.
Idk, the tattoo is pretty obvious. Like how could anyone miss that?

But the entire image could be fabricated. Not like that'd be hard to do

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Pac-Manioc Root posted:

so in incel canon can a virginal woman who gets into a scrupulously monogamous relationship and procedes to gently caress her man nonstop turn into a "roasty?"

if not what's their rationalization for why a phenomenon based on dick mile throughput cares who the dick is attached to?

if so are you supposed to just trade in for a new child bride every 20,000 miles?

The whole only virgins thing boils down to the idiotic notion that when women get laid, their bodies release some magic love hormone that emotionally binds them to whoever they hosed. But if this magic hormone is experienced too much, she could build up a tolerance and never love again!! :ohdear:

I'm pretty familiar with it because it was the same poo poo taught in my Sunday school by the faith leader or whatever he was. It was supposed to be the catholic church's reason for why women need to save themselves for marriage. It was convincing too tell I made it to college and learned that was a load of bs

So basically, for them, once a woman fucks a man that isn't them, then they're lost to them cause she'll only love that man she hosed

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nobody tell this guy that he could just gently caress a dog if he wants to so badly, cause he just might :ohdear:

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Pththya-lyi posted:

Isn't this just a gender-swapped version of the typical incel experience? I don't understand how girl-incel's complaints are somehow unreasonable when they're pretty much the same as a guy incel's.

cause she's a girl and incel brains seem to break when they think about :females:

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Ghostlight posted:

ugh, incels are hiding beneath their subreddit sheets and crying themselves to sleep again.

man what a solid set of beliefs that subreddit represents! no wonder they have to apply a careful amount of moderation to keep it from being challenged into dust

also i love how the ads on that subreddit were mostly for therapy. for their sakes, i hope that continues

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maskenfreiheit posted:

they target the ads to the user actually :)

oh.

welp that was quite a self burn

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Literally A Person posted:

I'm pretty sure that, if these are even close to real, they are some Chad-porn thing to beat off to.

E: God, I hope they are real

At the very least, I can tell this one is a joke


Look at that attention to detail! The match screen with Chad on it, the virgin outside crying on the bench next to the discarded rose, the bed post that looks like a penis covered in ticks for every women's he's hosed. Clearly, Chad made this one.

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Palpek posted:

Oh look, there's one comic where the incel is better:



Lol even though this was drawn by an incel, Chad still comes out as the better one.

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green chicken feet posted:

Do you mean the incel side is drawn in full earnestness by an incel and then someone else added all of the Chad parts? I had thought someone said the first one was authentic (The Virgin Walk) and then someone added a Chad part to it, and then all of the subsequent ones after that were parodies to continue the joke.

I don't know why I'm so interested in the history of these comics. Maybe someday an anthropologist seeking the origin of the Cult of Chad will find this thread and be enlightened. Because I think Chad is winning some converts here.

the joke is that the virgin side is just a normal dude, and the chad side is some ridiculously buff hunky man

it's also a litmus test for boring nerds, looks like you failed

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excuse me that picture is inaccurate, they should be hating him for his ugly face and small wrists as well

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Shanghaied posted:

I don't recall the part about how the jews bitched and moaned 24/7/365 about how they are an inferior race, then built and moved into concentration camps, and then tattooed the numbers on their own wrists.

well that's because your head is full of that public schoolin', let me tell you about my 🕍✡️🤥JEWISH CONSPIRACIES🕍✡️🤥

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Barudak posted:

I hate this thread because now i think of plain crunchy taco tortillas with no filling as prepubescent tacos.

this analogy is pretty accurate, as it is also a crime to eat just the taco shell, and only sick people would enjoy it

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dudeness posted:

If continual stretching makes the vagina bigger then why cant incels just stretch to get taller?

Throw in a guy selling bs stretching exercises and Congrats you just discovered red-pillers

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WampaLord posted:

How do they square their weird vagina theories with seeing tiny (ugh, I hate using this phrase) "non-roasty" vaginas on pornstars who've had literally dozens of cocks?

when it comes to people like this, it might be best not to think too hard about their conspiracy theories cause I guarantee you they haven't

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doverhog posted:

If that worked they would've died out long ago. It's not genetic predetermination, but rather a complex confluence of ideas and circumstances, that lead to this outcome. I fear it's not going to sort itself out, but rather these weird cults will expand in number and popularity. :am:

It could! You might be witnessing the very early stages of the next Taliban and the death of American culture

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Literally A Person posted:

poo poo! I bet on communist revolt.

i'd hope for that over the whole regressing all the back to the dark ages thing but the way things are going now, i wouldn't bet on it

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quote:

Trump is a chad

Ah, that's why they like him so much

Anyway these incels talk a big game like saying they'd gently caress a dead dog or injured, unconscious woman but something tells me even they wouldn't have the balls to do that

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du -hast posted:

I'm only a few pages into this thread but I guess I have a really dumb question, that I'm sure will trigger some anger but:

Why not just go to whores? Like if you're so hosed up you can't get laid, at all, why not get a prostitute? That's what they're there for. I mean their job is literally to solve this issue.

Most prostitutes that I've met (tho never used) don't care how much of a dweeb you are - $50 is $50.

It just baffles me that people like Eliot Roger and these people on reddit do not understand that there is a simple, quick, and easy solution to this issue.

Not being able to get laid is literally a non-existent issue unless you live in Saudi Arabia. You can litearally find a prostitue that meets your fantasies and gently caress said woman within an hour.

Lol these guys never go outside and they're socially pretty dim, you expect them to be able to find a prostitute?

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Palpek posted:

I'm sure that there are some undatable guys out there with facial dysmorphia and that's bad luck and sucks (although it only means that they won't be able to pick up women at the bar but they can still have meaningful relationships) but the number of them is way lower than the size of the incel community.

Is it though? Last time I checked in on the subreddit, there were maybe 800+ active users, and you have to figure a chunk of those are people watching for posts to laugh at and post else where

I'm thinking it'd be a little more worrying if that number was say 10k or 100k. Below 1,000 kind of seems like the subreddit just managed to catch the outliers and its not really a trend (yet)

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Zerilan posted:

Starting to see Virgin/Chad edits in the wild now.


Wtf is the cartoon on the right side

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Archives posted:

shoulda s'd his d when he was still alive, woulda saved some lives.

But then he wouldn't be infamous

Real catch-22 for ol' rodgers

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he gets exclusive gear to handicap himself?

drat Chad you really are rad

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Best Giraffe posted:

Look at his eyes. Weed cures incels.

It might, one dude I knew wouldn't stop talking about his lovely love life and lovely opinions on women

Year later he started smoking pot, got a gf, and seems a lot happier now

Maybe all these guys need are some dank nugs

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chumbler posted:

Incels, or anyone really but most probably already do it by default, at bare minimum need to sit down with themselves and ask the question "Would you be interested in you?" If the answer is no (which it is), then your options are either change to make it a yes, or accept that you're going to be alone. Plenty of people do the latter, but you still have to reach an answer to that question.

Some how I think any of these guys looking in a mirror and saying "would you gently caress me?" might end badly

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