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COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I think the blame for this lies pretty much entirely on these people's parents who should be ridiculed mercilessly.

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COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quote:

oval office smiles at me and I don't smile back.

oval office calls me "mad hot" and I walk away with saying anything.

Tell oval office about some stupid poo poo I saw on /b/ when I was in the 9th grade (about six/seven years ago) and she calls me a "weirdo."

involuntary celibacy lmao


"Hey you're hot" :wink:

"UGH. Kek? You know kek? Triforce? Decade old meme??? DOGE ??? STUPID oval office UHG"

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Japanese in 1800s posted:

"Katanas > guns!"


Commodore Perry posted:

:whatup:

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ElGroucho posted:

How many of these dudes have extremely average penises and think that the world is full of these 9" cock monsters like on their favorite BBC videos?

I have this complex except I figure by the time they realize we're already naked and not many people are gonna go "nevermind" at that point.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm pretty sure Danny DeVito slams all the tail he wants or needs.

Also he's been married for like 30 years lol.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

So just wear a burka and never interact with other penises what's so hard about that???

"fate was against me" lmao

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That right there is a pedo I think

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I just re-read that and saw that the guy apparently has never watched porn or fapped even. Assuming I buy that, which I don't, lol what a maroon.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

shitthatneverhappened.txt

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quote:

She might have some existing feelings for you, she just needs to stop putting labels on them and expand her mind. I heard LSD helps with that.

Pro tip don't drug your sister with hallucinogens in attempt to confuse her enough to gently caress her.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I feel like if you go in with the mentality of "if I don't get sex then my money is wasted" you're probably a lovely date.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lmao


I feel like if anything it is easier than ever for an average person to meet and hook up with hot people just by virtue of don't be some loving weirdo and you'll already be head and shoulders above most of the population, especially dudes like that poster.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

green chicken feet posted:

Even if this were true... he mentions the cause of Staceys is being examined by a male doctor. But plenty of pediatricians are women. Wait, is this where lesbians come from? Girls being examined by female doctors?

Women can't be doctors :rolleyes:

i like that posted:

How come they;re so anti obese women when in a past breath they go on how women can always lose weight meanwhile they cannot change their heights etc

Because in a delicious twist of irony they claim that obese women can just fix their own problem instead of being victims all the time.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lmao

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lazorexplosion posted:

Incel therapy ideas:

I have some ideas too

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pththya-lyi posted:

From the "Incels Will Make the Republic of Gilead Real" file:





I've cracked the case, I've figured out where all these home grown ISIS terrorists are coming from.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If I can restrain myself from getting into arguments with idiots at the bar surely you can as well. Just let them have their idiot rant; you won't change their mind and everyone else who is thinking "what an idiot" isn't going to appreciate a second person jumping in to prolong it.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Well in the context of Japan they're having quite a few societal problems because of that. But yeah those dudes seem a lot chiller than our incels. Afaik they've rightfully identified economic/social issues in their system as opposed to just blaming all women and chads.

COMRADES fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Jul 16, 2017

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lazorexplosion posted:

"What surgeries do you want to have?"

Something for my frame, perhaps clavicle osteotomy or delt implants (I will go bald if I take steroids, not permanent) I have researched both and might do both. Preferably double jaw surgery (which I would get done immediately) Leg lengthening I might get when I am done with my schooling, I am 5'8 and my dad is 6'1 so I would like to be a little taller. I do think getting these surgeries would make me at peace with myself, but I am not sure if happiness will be achieved. Also perhaps orbital rim implants. I am mostly concerned about doing something about my frame and my jaws at the moment.

lmao

Just lift, bro.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I want someone who is a virgin and has never had any contact with a man but also who is up for anything in the bedroom.

Why can't I find anyone? It's everyone else's fault.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

fruit on the bottom posted:

If we follow normie logic then:

A. Women can sense our mysogynistic personalities therefore they won't date us and B. Women choose to start relationships with abusive men


:thunk:

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I don't think Tesla counts as an incel because as far as I know he was just asexual as gently caress.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I watched a documentary about some ultra fundamentalist Mormon town where they thought the LDS Church had gone soft or something and they all lived by the "original" dogmas.

Their leader was in prison for child molestation and he was still running the town from there which consisted of a bunch of elders marrying all the teen girls and banishing most of the boys because competition.

lol

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

There's a person on my Facebook that spends 9 months of the year on 4 or 5 holidays. It's loving depressing.

Capitalism's fault imo

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

or the literary version of this, the Wheel of Time series

I'm reading through those right now and the main character gets called a dickhead by pretty much every single woman he's come into contact with so far?

Rand deffo ain't average looking either :shrug:

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
A harem isn't good enough. They have to want to throw themselves at you one after another for no reason other than you're the bland nondescript main character like in the animes.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Like this is basically some humiliation fetish stuff right

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Shanghaied posted:

Welp, here's your moment of zen:



lmao jfc

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Commodity fetishism???

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Some of these people might be too far gone.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If you're really THAT ugly, plastic surgery exists. If you're really that ugly, you can even get it pro bono I'm sure.

These people are more or less all average looking though. If they are mad about being ugly it is only because they are comparing themselves to airbrushed images of people who have spent hours in make up and have lights positioned exactly just so. Or it's an excuse for their lovely behavior - "well my clavicles are bad so forever alone I guess!"

Although I do feel some sympathy regarding the advertising and whatnot they are subjected to. Same for girls. Small wonder that the advertising machine we've created fucks up kids' heads, although there are probably other factors at play with incels as well.


e: Seriously talk to a senior and ask them about how prevalent ads have become over the last few decades. It's ridiculous. Every moment of every day they are trying to inundate you. A couple decades ago they realized children were a marketable audience because hey their parents have money and now not only are there ads targeted at kids but also much of children's programming is designed to teach them to nag their parents about whatever commodity.

COMRADES fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Aug 6, 2017

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Degenerate females who refuse me sex for freeeeeee

I'll get HIV that'll show 'em.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lazorexplosion posted:

Would you do it? Would you exchange healthcare and human rights for a life of adventure and intense, unneutered emotions and feelings?

Am I a noble or a serf in this scenario?



Although honestly it probably was lovely for nobles too relative to modern standards of living.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Deus vult!

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
:dogbutton:

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

green chicken feet posted:

I hope he gets arrested, but I'm not sure if what he did is illegal...? Would she have a case if it was his word against hers that he was publicly stalking her with an obvious boner and trying to intimidate her?

That poor woman will probably never be able to go jogging alone again for fear of being raped by this freak.

Depending on the state it could be lewd behavior or even harassment but good luck proving it.

Then again if they dug up that post somehow that's pretty much open and shut.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I like Pick.

Platonically ofc.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It is amazing that his conclusion is what it is instead of "even these unwashed homeless dudes can have a normal conversation with a woman, what am I doing wrong?"

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hyphz posted:

True, but it's also notable that any guy asking for advice on how to be more attractive is always given advice that works towards the bodybuilder jock standard. The other types seem to be very weakly defined.

I know this is from hella pages ago but this is such crap.

The standard advice is nearly always get a haircut, get some clothes that suit you and stop dressing like you are in 7th grade, take a loving shower, and just be pleasant to people.

Very few people are genuinely so ugly they turn people away at mere sight and there's nothing they can do about it. Better grooming and hygiene can bring almost anyone up a few points on the bs 1-10 scale.

COMRADES fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Oct 20, 2017

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COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pick posted:

- How many cocks is the instructor shoving into her vagina 24/7 and how many times should she suck the newcomer's dick and also kick herself in the tits as punishment for her skanknitude?

As many as she can, none because cucks, and trick question the men are the ones that do the titty stomping

How'd I do?

quote:

My boss was gone recently when I had a computer issue arose. Called our IT consultant to come down. IT consultant came down and decided it needed a relatively cheap fix. I told him to go for it since we are paying this guy to be there and it will cost more to have him leave and come back when I can run it by my boss

Everything else aside good job sidestepping the corporate hierarchy idiot lmao. Shoulda just said "these decisions are beyond my pay grade" and waited wouldn't have been an issue in the first place.

I also don't buy his story at face value because... nah haha if you had witnesses and HR isn't doing anything then you obviously have had issues in the workplace with women before and now your whole little tale is suspect.

COMRADES fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Nov 8, 2017

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