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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 06:26 |
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Stexils posted:i saw some of that graduation speech he gave. he's going to spend hundreds of millions of dollars and not get out of the primary. Hmmm that reminds me of someone...
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 08:20 |
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Baloogan posted:Zuck!
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 08:30 |
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https://twitter.com/lbourgie/status/878628250913841153
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 17:41 |
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I can't believe how excited I am about the Zuck! campaign!
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 20:07 |
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https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/878718261906481152
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 22:06 |
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:i'm a cuck 4 zuck!
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 13:32 |
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Pro: Zuck will institute UBI Con: You lose UBI payments if you fail to attend the daily virtual Agile Scrum meeting.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 14:36 |
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Buckle the cuck up! For Zuck!
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 22:40 |
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Best Giraffe posted:Only Jeb! Can Save Us Now! Guac Bowls 2020!
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 05:25 |
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Main Paineframe posted:there's no way the CEO and founder of the world's second largest advertising/marketing company with access to untold amounts of data about what people of different political leanings like to see and hear could possibly have a shot at the presidency Unless the Dems actually have someone remotely likable in the primaries, which they very well might not.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 21:05 |
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 15:46 |
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 15:47 |
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Greetings worker units! It's time to go FULL CUCK for Mark Zuck!
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 15:57 |
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That's correct worker units, humanoid concepts like "community" and "spirituality" can be synthesized digitally!
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 23:14 |
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StashAugustine posted:¡jeb!
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 05:08 |
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:#ProudToBeACuckForZuck
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 07:50 |
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Marijuana will lessen the need for VR escapism so it's strictly prohibited. EDIT: Steak is too
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 06:24 |
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https://twitter.com/AntifaGamerGate/status/881584826813468674
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 06:48 |
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Zuck just needs a really short running mate to make him look taller. Zuck!/Shapiro 2020!
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 18:22 |
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Imagine if Cuckerberg and Rubio were the nominees they'd be walking onto the debate stage in 6-inch platform shoes trying to be the taller candidate.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 19:38 |
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I'm cuckoo for Zuccao puffs!
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 22:43 |
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Telephones posted:I'm actually really excited for zuck. He's good-looking, charismatic, wise, tall, what more could you want? Jeb!
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 03:00 |
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But that's why you have both run on the same ticket! Jeb!/Zuck! 2020! Uberize America!
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 03:01 |
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Zuck should just be honest and admit that he doesn't fully understand human emotion yet, that sort of authenticity would go a long way with potential voters. https://twitter.com/CNN/status/918004769586806784
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 07:56 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:On the bright side President Zuckerberg will be the least likely president in our lifetime to be accused of rape or sexual harassment. https://twitter.com/Lowenaffchen/status/916040090505359361
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 18:45 |
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 08:19 |
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Zuck!
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 07:00 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:You're in the wrong thread friend, all of us here are CUCKED for ZUCK!
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 18:45 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:I am, I've accepted the fact that I'm probably going to vote for Zuck. Not in the primary of course, but he'll throw out enough left-leaning scraps that I won't have the balls to vote for Trump in the general, who at the very least will speed up the slow burn that comes with the Zuck. Don't just begrudgingly support Zuck, embrace the new era of digital leadership! Go FULL CUCK for Mark ZUCK!
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 01:28 |
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UBI payments are contingent on attendance of daily virtual Agile scrum meetings, which are accessed though Facebook! Get cucked for Zuck! MaxxBot has issued a correction as of 03:40 on Oct 16, 2017 |
# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 03:37 |
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This is good news for ZUCK! https://twitter.com/mr_archenemy/status/920424411915849728
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 05:48 |
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More good news for Zuck! Kids are gonna be begging their parents to go FULL CUCK! https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/921277375408566272
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 08:35 |
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etalian posted:Jeb!
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 01:12 |
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Cuck Cuckercuck
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 23:01 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:There’s a lot of posters in this thread who I feel aren’t sufficiently CUCKED for ZUCK!
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 06:20 |
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etalian posted:I want a Jeb-Zuck ticket
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 00:51 |
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Vox Nihili posted:Same, but for Jeb! 2016! $100 million, what a haul! He's unbeatable, and tough as all heck! The 100 million buck cuck
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 23:15 |
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etalian posted:What will a Zuck presidency be like? Like this but on a much larger scale. Just look at the sheer glee on Zuck!'s face at the thought of those humanoids leaving their physical realm for the new digital frontier, have you ever seen him this happy in any other context? MaxxBot has issued a correction as of 03:40 on Nov 19, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 03:38 |
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Also if you try to take off the headset you'll be gunned down by a Facebook branded drone
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 03:39 |