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Oct 6, 2003

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Stexils posted:

i saw some of that graduation speech he gave. he's going to spend hundreds of millions of dollars and not get out of the primary.

Hmmm that reminds me of someone...

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Oct 6, 2003

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https://twitter.com/lbourgie/status/878628250913841153

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Oct 6, 2003

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I can't believe how excited I am about the Zuck! campaign!

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Oct 6, 2003

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https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/878718261906481152

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Oct 6, 2003

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Lindsey O. Graham posted:

i'm a cuck 4 zuck!

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Oct 6, 2003

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Pro: Zuck will institute UBI

Con: You lose UBI payments if you fail to attend the daily virtual Agile Scrum meeting.

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Oct 6, 2003

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Buckle the cuck up!

For Zuck!

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Oct 6, 2003

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Best Giraffe posted:

Only Jeb! Can Save Us Now! Guac Bowls 2020!

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Oct 6, 2003

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Main Paineframe posted:

there's no way the CEO and founder of the world's second largest advertising/marketing company with access to untold amounts of data about what people of different political leanings like to see and hear could possibly have a shot at the presidency :downs:

he'll probably lose, but not before running a campaign so blatantly algorithm-driven and focus-grouped that it makes Hillary look genuine by comparison, and absolutely obliterating everyone in the primaries as a result

Unless the Dems actually have someone remotely likable in the primaries, which they very well might not.

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Oct 6, 2003

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Oct 6, 2003

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Greetings worker units!


It's time to go FULL CUCK for Mark Zuck!

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Oct 6, 2003

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That's correct worker units, humanoid concepts like "community" and "spirituality" can be synthesized digitally!

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Oct 6, 2003

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Anime Schoolgirl posted:

#ProudToBeACuckForZuck

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Oct 6, 2003

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Marijuana will lessen the need for VR escapism so it's strictly prohibited.

EDIT: Steak is too

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Oct 6, 2003

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https://twitter.com/AntifaGamerGate/status/881584826813468674

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Oct 6, 2003

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Zuck just needs a really short running mate to make him look taller.

Zuck!/Shapiro 2020!

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Oct 6, 2003

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Imagine if Cuckerberg and Rubio were the nominees they'd be walking onto the debate stage in 6-inch platform shoes trying to be the taller candidate.

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Oct 6, 2003

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I'm cuckoo for Zuccao puffs!

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Oct 6, 2003

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Telephones posted:

I'm actually really excited for zuck. He's good-looking, charismatic, wise, tall, what more could you want?

Jeb!

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Oct 6, 2003

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But that's why you have both run on the same ticket!

Jeb!/Zuck! 2020!

Uberize America!

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Oct 6, 2003

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Zuck should just be honest and admit that he doesn't fully understand human emotion yet, that sort of authenticity would go a long way with potential voters.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/918004769586806784

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Oct 6, 2003

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The Nastier Nate posted:

On the bright side President Zuckerberg will be the least likely president in our lifetime to be accused of rape or sexual harassment.

https://twitter.com/Lowenaffchen/status/916040090505359361

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Oct 6, 2003

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Zuck!

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The Nastier Nate posted:

You're in the wrong thread friend, all of us here are CUCKED for ZUCK!

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Oct 6, 2003

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The Nastier Nate posted:

I am, I've accepted the fact that I'm probably going to vote for Zuck. Not in the primary of course, but he'll throw out enough left-leaning scraps that I won't have the balls to vote for Trump in the general, who at the very least will speed up the slow burn that comes with the Zuck.

Don't just begrudgingly support Zuck, embrace the new era of digital leadership!

Go FULL CUCK for Mark ZUCK!

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Oct 6, 2003

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UBI payments are contingent on attendance of daily virtual Agile scrum meetings, which are accessed though Facebook!

Get cucked for Zuck!

MaxxBot has issued a correction as of 03:40 on Oct 16, 2017

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Oct 6, 2003

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This is good news for ZUCK!

https://twitter.com/mr_archenemy/status/920424411915849728

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Oct 6, 2003

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More good news for Zuck! Kids are gonna be begging their parents to go FULL CUCK!

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/921277375408566272

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Oct 6, 2003

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Jeb! Repetition posted:

Cuck Cuckercuck

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Oct 6, 2003

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The Nastier Nate posted:

There’s a lot of posters in this thread who I feel aren’t sufficiently CUCKED for ZUCK!

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Oct 6, 2003

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etalian posted:

I want a Jeb-Zuck ticket

Also would make sense since both guys engaged in bully behavior when they were in school

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Oct 6, 2003

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Vox Nihili posted:

Same, but for Jeb! 2016! $100 million, what a haul! He's unbeatable, and tough as all heck!

The 100 million buck cuck

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Oct 6, 2003

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etalian posted:

What will a Zuck presidency be like?

Like this but on a much larger scale.

Just look at the sheer glee on Zuck!'s face at the thought of those humanoids leaving their physical realm for the new digital frontier, have you ever seen him this happy in any other context?



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Also if you try to take off the headset you'll be gunned down by a Facebook branded drone

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