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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


This year's Golden Shoe presentation is a little more involved this year, and while I get a commission worked out, I'm extending the voting window to JULY 1, 8 PM MOUNTAIN TIME. Get on it latecomers.

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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


I'm sure Bergevin will draft a contract right after he deals Galchenyuk for peanuts.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


JoelJoel posted:

I was talking about the goon that got traded there then won two cups.

Yeah I remember him in GBS posting about hot dogs a lot.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


*to the tune of bad medicine*

We want all the BAD DEFENCEMEN
BAD DEFENCEMEN come play for me

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


The Panthers are accidentally proving that fancystats are good and it owns

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Release the teams, dreger

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Gio posted:

More Holland apologia from Detroit media.



woo boy

i wouldn't even know where to start with this garbage.

This reads like something that would be graded with "See me after class."

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


*high pitched stupid nerd voice*

Jonathan Fisk posted:

Yeah, but he isn't worth 1.7 Holtbys

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


that chart is really Good

e: as in dan girardi is really Good

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Kilza posted:

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/882723739288428544

That seems like a lot for a guy they're trying to trade. :v:

I hope he gets rented out to the Preds when the Habs bottom out in the second or third year.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Powershift posted:

He wants to be a Gretzky, not a Toews.

A Gretzky needs a Messier and a Kurri and a Coffey and a Fuhr
A Toews is just stuck holding his Kane

Thanks for the input Mr. Staples.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Galchenyuk is a UFA at the end of the deal and has the option to gently caress off if he wants. Or he gets packaged as a rental and gets a shot at a stanley cup.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Kilza posted:

:siren: The Oilers signed an NHL UFA! :siren:

https://twitter.com/EdmontonOilers/status/883347899811217414

Really happy with this. :toot:

I'd have been happier about this than Ales Hemsky.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Has anyone in DC accused Ovi of being a psyop yet?

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


he's not wrong







:sigh:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Uhhhh

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Who will Marc Bergevin sign next: Tom Kostopoulous or Brian Smolinski?

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Suspicious posted:

I just had a crazy, way out there idea: he could sign Markov. I hear he used to play for Montreal.

too old

Ginette Reno posted:

Smoke is probably still a better 4c than whatever the Canadiens will end up going with

*visions of froese and holland dance across his mind* hmmmm yeah

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


steve "holland" yzerman

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


A Typical Goon posted:

The Detroit Red Wings are currently 3 million dollars over the salary cap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6gxMiK-7AM

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Time to buy Vegas Raiders season tickets.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Alzner-Weber
Davidson-Petry
Schlemko/Benn-Streit
Morrow


Are they trying to give Carey PTSD?

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Just to remind y'all, Bergevin gave Karl Alzner a 65% raise.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Carl Ahlsnir
Carl Awlzzner
Kharl Ohlsznur

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


The Habs at 4th last is about right.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


"[img posted:

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if only there was another way to determine who won a hockey game

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


It's a good jersey.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


MononcQc posted:

Bergevin, sign the Jagr

I'm sure Andreas martinsen will love Laval

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


The full version of the star spangled banner has a verse dedicated to killing slaves lol

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007



There goes my hero. Watch him as he goes.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


grack posted:

Just needs a little sign saying "gently caress you too, Simmons!" and it would be a perfect picture.

Speaking of...



Translation:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


HAS is just Preds Argument Stadium, Northern States/Commonwealth chapter.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Aphrodite posted:

Why have you chosen to avoid Alberta?

Is it the smell?

Everything between Vancouver and the Ontario border is a desolate wasteland 90% of bands worth their weight in dead animals will not venture.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Aphrodite posted:

The smell. Knew it.

It would be a good excuse to hop a greyhound and get away from the smell for a few days. Alas, I can't afford to take time off, much less a bus ticket/hostel bed.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll meet him at elbow river casino?

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


3 million dollars and a second round pick is alright for a 3rd line centre with a top 6 ceiling and there are a handful of teams that would do well to tell ken holland "gently caress your feelings" and send the damned sheet.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

No its Karl Alzner.

:agreed:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


LumpyGumby posted:

Rene Bourque has borked off to Sweden.

Bork bork bork :sadwave:

godspeed you goofy looking mook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMlK00M6OYc

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


yellowcar posted:

Steve Mason has a :krad: Ace Combat motif on his mask.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXqVYQvA7Jq/

https://youtu.be/dZBoiW460nU

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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


xzzy posted:

Can we replace him with Goofus?

I'm sure Therrien would be up for it.

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