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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

i like that posted:

If you come and murder me I'll be extremely grateful. The rent is paid for a while there's food in the pantry and also a dece car with about half a tank. I also have a recent system w/ a 1060, and some spending money. There is a cat though and he needs his medicine twice a day. He can be annoying because of his health condition but it is extremely important you do not lose your cool and yell at him (or worse obv) ever. Anyway I'll show you the keys for everything when you get here.

:yeah:

Imagine getting gut punched so hard that all the wind get knocked out of you, and then the fist lodged in your gut starts spinning like a robot drill arm that doesn't stop.

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Giraffes are such hedonistic creatures.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Caufman posted:

That is physically impressive.

And if I weren't a veteran of the Internet, it'd be impressively revolting, too.

Sure, it's a lot easier for the giraffe to drink from the highest available water source, but it's still cheating.

This is what the cheater's mindset does to your behavior: you think you're getting it good when you're cheating but in reality you're just sipping on someone else's piss.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Literally A Person posted:

Tell me about your adventures in silly bear forest and all your shnuggly woodland friends!

CUTIE PIE!
^^^^

Who What Now posted:

This is a grade A meltdown

How does it feel to be confronted with your lovely behavior - here, in the thread for people who have been cheated on?

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Literally A Person posted:

Wait, me? Um, fine. This is an internet forum.

What do you think about the adage, "cheaters never change?"

If anything, I think you're being a bit blasé about how you can just post this:

Literally A Person posted:

Tbf, I quite literally cheated on every single partner I ever had until I started dating my wife. I've been faithful for a decade and for some reason just never had the inclination to infidelity again. It somehow started to seem pretty immature.

And not expect either attacks or further prodding.

How can you go from self-proclaimed cheater to suddenly cured of all infidelity?

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Literally A Person posted:

Okay, this is stuff I can answer.

Thank you for your honesty. You are redeemed :angel:

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