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leave that poor man out of this
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:19 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 18:40 |
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Gbs is like a play and characters like Pick have very clear motivations for why they post threads but it's kind of like dramatic irony because the characters don't realize it themselves.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:36 |
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I was the one a dude cheated on his girlfriend with, back in college, and it made me want to throw up. I wouldn't have gone with him if I'd known. He spun a big story that 'they were going to break up anyway' when I found out, but I refused to have anything to do with it and stopped hanging out. We didn't keep in touch after that and didn't receive any enraged girlfriend calls so, who knows? I hope they did break up, what a lovely thing to do.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:40 |
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Pick posted:leave that poor man out of this i dunno who's more broken, the poor man or the crazy gbs poster
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 20:50 |
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Viva Miriya posted:i dunno who's more broken, the poor man or the crazy gbs poster I am definitely more broken, he is definitely more incomprehensible.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 20:54 |
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Pick posted:I am definitely more broken, he is definitely more incomprehensible. true
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 20:58 |
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me: him:
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 20:59 |
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thats harsh
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:00 |
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Pick posted:dumb poo poo lol
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:01 |
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I'm a milk carton personally
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:01 |
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look man, I don't know how to better express "I'm pretty but I leak" and "maddeningly autistic" in ceramics
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:02 |
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imgay
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:03 |
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Pick posted:look man, I don't know how to better express "I'm pretty but I leak" and "maddeningly autistic" in ceramics i got something for you do you remember way back in school when they talked about that place called pompeii getting wiped out by a volcano? you two are both sherds of the same vase that some roman dude dropped when he heard that volcano pop whilst working retail in the roman trader joe's in other words, you're both equally loving broken and worthless related: does trader joe's actually sell ceramics or is it just some boujee as gently caress store, someone page Yug because I wanna know if he got any hot milfs prowling up in that bitch
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:06 |
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Viva Miriya posted:in other words, you're both equally loving broken and worthless This is a very mean thing to say to someone and you should feel bad.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:09 |
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a bone to pick posted:This is a very mean thing to say to someone and you should feel bad. it is but last i heard this person is also a bonafide shitler by her own merits so...no i don't feel bad at all
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:15 |
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I bore witness to a really sad episode: back in college my buddies dream girl he was chasing for like years finally went steady with him. They were together for like a year and she hosed his best friend who was hopelessly in love with her while he went back home to his native Hawaii for a few weeks over summer. Our social circle tended to be all 'wtf lol" and she tried to play it off like the guy pressured or raped her. Then my other buddy's gf took her phone and finds all these "oh baby I love you I wish we could be together we just can't it not meant to be" texts and poo poo. Cue my bro coming home, this bitch whore telling him all about how she just had to gently caress him and all this poo poo and all these weird text convos about her wanting to run away with him but she just can't and blah blah blah. The guy lived across the other building and my friend goes over and starts beating the everloving poo poo out of him while he's sobbing and crying and going "just do it I deserve it" and taking punches until me and my roommates drag him off the guy before he beats him to death because while I personally always thought that guy was a shitstain rear end in a top hat (he was lol) I still felt bad for him. After that she convinced him to move in with her in our new apartment and a year later my bud finds out two guys at the restaurant she worked at eiffel towered her in the kitchen storeroom lmao
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:23 |
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Never, ever get back with a cheater or give then the benefit of the doubt, once a cheater always a cheater
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:37 |
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Wise advice from the guy with a Trump avatar from Compton, Misssissippi.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:38 |
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lol a Kintsugi vase. people broke vases and repaired them with gold to increase their value on purpose
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:41 |
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Viva Miriya posted:Wise advice from the guy with a Trump avatar from Compton, Misssissippi. Lol let's see your other hot takes
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:48 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Never, ever get back with a cheater or give then the benefit of the doubt, once a cheater always a cheater Tbf, I quite literally cheated on every single partner I ever had until I started dating my wife. I've been faithful for a decade and for some reason just never had the inclination to infidelity again. It somehow started to seem pretty immature.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:52 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Lol let's see your other hot takes *looks up at the camera while a big stud cums on his face*
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 22:00 |
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Literally A Person posted:Tbf, I quite literally cheated on every single partner I ever had until I started dating my wife. I've been faithful for a decade and for some reason just never had the inclination to infidelity again. It somehow started to seem pretty immature. Lol offense intended I'm not sure why you being a degenerate shithead incapable of showing anything resembling loyalty to any partner you ever had minus your current one for a little while is some kind of defense. You will turn on your wife just like every other person whose trust you betrayed as soon as it feels expedient to you and you think you won't be caught. At least be honest to us if you won't be honest with yourself
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 22:14 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Lol offense intended I'm not sure why you being a degenerate shithead incapable of showing anything resembling loyalty to any partner you ever had minus your current one for a little while is some kind of defense. You will turn on your wife just like every other person whose trust you betrayed as soon as it feels expedient to you and you think you won't be caught. At least be honest to us if you won't be honest with yourself Listen, bub. I love your shnuggly face and I wish I could give you a hug and listen to your cute little opinions all day. Smooches!
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 22:20 |
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idgi, if you just wanna gently caress everything with a pulse just gently caress everything with a pulse suck a tiddy everyday but try not to leave shattered hearts in your wake
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 22:23 |
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alternatively, consider loving things without a pulse, such as trees, rocks, grandfather clocks, corpses, cars, bags of sand. that sort of thing
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 22:49 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:alternatively, consider loving things without a pulse, such as trees, rocks, grandfather clocks, corpses, cars, bags of sand. that sort of thing less emotional baggage.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 22:51 |
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Literally A Person posted:less emotional baggage. More actual baggage, though.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 22:54 |
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idk man if you ruin your nephew's favourite toy car that can be pretty harrowing
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 22:54 |
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why is he a klein bottle with holes
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 22:57 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:why is he a klein bottle with holes Hugh strikes me more as one of these:
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:02 |
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Literally A Person posted:Listen, bub. I love your shnuggly face and I wish I could give you a hug and listen to your cute little opinions all day. I bet you would because you're a sociopath incapable of even empathizing with your life partners by your own admission I mean really lol just admit it the only reason you haven't cheated on your wife is that the right opportunity hasn't presented itself yet
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:03 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:I bet you would because you're a sociopath incapable of even empathizing with your life partners by your own admission I mean really lol just admit it the only reason you haven't cheated on your wife is that the right opportunity hasn't presented itself yet Seriously, pal. Let me kiss you cutey-wooty wittle face! I'm gonna call you Luvvle Scmuvvle, you cute little scamp.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:05 |
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Like come on at least own up to being a worthless waste of life
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:05 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Like come on at least own up to being a worthless waste of life people are being EXTREMELY mean itt, its rather uncalled for.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:07 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Like come on at least own up to being a worthless waste of life Luvvle Shmuvvle, people are trying to enjoy their thread. We should stop making GBS threads it up you cute little snuggle-bug! Smooches and HUGS!!! a bone to pick posted:people are being EXTREMELY mean itt, its rather uncalled for. It's okay. You know when a little dog won't stop barking...
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:08 |
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Literally A Person posted:Luvvle Shmuvvle, people are trying to enjoy their thread. We should stop making GBS threads it up you cute little snuggle-bug! Lol this is what you told your "partners" before betraying them like the worm you are? You're beneath contempt even if you do do your best to earn it
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:11 |
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i haven't really read this thread but how many people have brutally self-owned to feed the OP's forums-persona's sense that all men are pigs?
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:11 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Lol this is what you told your "partners" before betraying them like the worm you are? You're beneath contempt even if you do do your best to earn it Oh, Shmuvvle, you kooky poster. HUGS AND KISSES! Sweety Pie!!! Schmuvvle posted:I love Literally a Person and am cute and shnuggly
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:12 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:p o s t When I'm done here, my banme post will contain that photo. I promise.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:16 |