Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - Hello, is this a delivery order?

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flakeloaf posted:

bzzzz

you're currently stuck in traffic

yesterday waze was like "we're detecting a slowdown, are you stuck in traffic" and i was so frustrated i actually yelled "YES I'M loving STUCK IN TRAFFIC" at my phone

# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 07:14

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:33

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bicycle posted:

metal gear solid codec ringtone and guard spotted you "!" for text tone on the guy behind me im hoping he dies soon

that's actually cool and good, mate

# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 00:35

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Diva Cupcake posted:

uber is a trashorg #7864
https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/933092923259760640
e: lol

ahahahhahaha

# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 23:45

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Main Paineframe posted:

i think you're mixing up cause and effect. it's not that she found the security flaws and used it to download a bunch of blowjobs, it's that she was downloading and analyzing a bunch of blowjobs and that's how she found the security flaws. p sure she was just finding them publicly posted somewhere or other. the story is kinda vague and mixed in with a "please donate to my sex toy analysis patreon" pitch, though, which makes it hard to tell

there's no need for the site to store the blowjob data, because the link is the blowjob data encoded. theoretically, there's no reason for the blowjob data to need to ever reach the server at all. everything she's described can be done client-side.

of course, the site is probably saving it anyway. but the attack she describes just allows the injection of arbitrary javascript - that can be pretty bad for the user that runs the link, but it's not a big threat to the site itself. it won't have access to anything on the server that the victim can't already access. at worst, it could compromise the user's account and steal their blowjobs

you wouldn't download a blowjob

# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 00:15

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Phrosphor posted:

Our CSO wants me to setup NAC on every single desk and wall port in a new office. My plan of only patching the six we need (and ensuring NAC on them) is apparently not secure enough and I need to ensure that the unpatched ports are also safe..

i mean if someone has access to your switches to patch cable you're probably boned anyway, seems like a pointless exercise

# ¿ Nov 24, 2017 03:35

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are they just doing one of those checkbox security audit things that people with cissp's are really into

# ¿ Nov 24, 2017 03:36

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Volmarias posted:

It would be better if it weren't trying so hard.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 00:24

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flakeloaf posted:

who has hosed 11000 times

you're mom!!!!!!

# ¿ Nov 27, 2017 22:30

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Daman posted:

there's a new password manager i saw some sec people talking abouit

https://www.remembear.com/

can someone evaluate it for fuckups pls it sounds too good (also the bear art on the main page is a little weird)

i think the bear is cute, and also theyre my best friend now

# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 20:57

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https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/935305053258125312

:stare:

# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 22:39

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minato posted:

makes sense, Santa is an anagram of @nsa

oh my god

# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 01:58

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my bitter bi rival posted:

lol goddamnit.

welcome to the secfuck thread, where everything is bad

# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 05:13

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Schadenboner posted:

Security Fuckup Megathread - Glad you're taking full advantage of it!

# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 19:18

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it's been happening to me also, nomorobo is obviously useless

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 00:21

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theodop posted:

Their workaround? Nobody is allowed to purchase >128GB laptop hard drives, to prevent "too much" data being lost.

goldmine

# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 00:32

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mrmcd posted:

Just like the button on your monitor that says 'Post'.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 16:03

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https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/943876599325384704

:cripes:

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 20:12

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anthonypants posted:

it's probably just so you don't have to introduce yourself or ask for the other person's name, and is not a security fuckup or a big deal, as everyone seems to believe it is

but i have my real first name in my general internet username most places (though not in my okc) so i might be biased

nice to meet you mr pants

# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 04:54

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i just have anything worth more than $50 shipped to my office and then i bring it home

# ¿ Dec 26, 2017 23:34

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Shifty Pony posted:

a local apartment complex added those but you now have to pay a monthly fee to get any packages lol

landlords will gently caress tenants in literally any way possible

# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 02:23

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:33

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its so hot in here

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 03:03

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