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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
:firstpost:

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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

bump_fn posted:

this post is a call from your bank we need your routing and account number

See these errors? That's you're posting

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

ThePeavstenator posted:

*In management voice* "We don't negotiate with criminals."

*Camera slowly pans, following employee's longing gaze to a critical server terminal with a window demanding a $300 ransom from a multi-million-dollar-a-year company with no backups*

dont stop im almost there

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Looking forward to the Wiggly Wayne DDS overview of Defcon videos

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
I love learning poo poo like this

Thank you secfuck thread

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Ciaphas posted:

Reminds me of that guy who "pranked" his fellows at some chemical lab by putting almond extract into an A/C intake

I remember that article.

Schadenfreude is a wonderful thing

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

moonshine is...... posted:

Didn't see this posted https://blog.haschek.at/2017/how-to-defend-your-website-with-zip-bombs.html I know it's not really security stuff, but I thought it was kind of funny. So have some funny computer.

hmmm, now I want to apply this to my firewall

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Kuvo posted:

bought a pixel specifically because i didnt want to deal with all the snooping poo poo shovelware (also because it would actually receive OTA updates more then once in its lifespan).

pixels are good phones, brent

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
plus if you forget to expense them it's :10bux: down the drain

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
the gently caress is alphabay?

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Lain Iwakura posted:

oh my god. take this to canpol. this is worse than opsec chat

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-08-03/wannacry-linked-bitcoin-wallets-have-been-emptied-analysts-say

quote:

The three Bitcoin wallets that are linked to the WannaCry malware, which hit hundreds of thousands of networks using Microsoft Corp.s operating system in 150 countries, were emptied out earlier this morning, analysts have confirmed.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fTz2D6x20U&hd=1

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

communism bitch posted:

Yes hello, please preserve for one thpusand years this 1tb hdd with millions of copies of hello.jpg

I'm going to make a legacy for myself where the FBI and all them will want to get access to all my private files, only to see nothing but hello.jpg as every file on the disk

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Meat Beat Agent posted:

dd only supports copying goatse into a ring buffer

Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - dd only supports copying goatse into a ring buffer

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Subjunctive posted:

a financial firm I use lightly has a policy that no password can use more than 5 letters from the previous password, and password changes can take a few minutes to take effect (there's a loading bar)

active directory is a hellova drug

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Also, never forgetti mom's spaghetti

https://twitter.com/Migishu/status/834567858285854721/photo/1

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Even in the thread I was like "Yeah nah your poo poo isn't PCI/DSS compliant mate" but then got massively ignored.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

anthonypants posted:

i promise you that they do not care

obviously

until someone gets a list of peoples usernames and password hash's, no one will care

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Jimmy Carter posted:

There was a guy who thought "hmmm Lumber Liquidators is probably so cheap they're buying their product from China where they cut corners", bought a bunch, had it tested, found it was way over the legal limit for formaldehyde, shorted it, and then made an article about it on Motley Fool. Completely legal.

https://www.fool.com/investing/general/2013/06/25/why-im-selling-my-lumber-liquidators-shares.aspx

Article for anyone that cares

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Cocoa Crispies posted:

Security Fuckup Megathread - no surprise, it's way worse

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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Black Flag is the best Sid Meyer's Pirates game ever created.

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