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Frankenstyle posted:Oh hell yes. My friends and I used to make sarcastic Megaforce vehicles with legos. The best part about this film is the theme song was rewritten and put on the first of Ace Frehley's solo albums. I'm not sure if Ace wrote the theme song or some member of his band did but it's exactly the same with somehow even worse. Frehelys comet Version : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2KbVuW7WKcI Movie theme (by Jouney even) : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sV5CY3fZEac
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Suspekt Device posted:I was a huge fan of Pauly Shore movies as a pre-adolescent. It led to me assuming one could be a tool and still get incredibly hot women. It turned out to be a false assumption. Biodome is still a dope movie and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
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mind the walrus posted:There's some legit stuff in there, even if it is a parable start to finish. Fight me
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I really liked Starship Troopers and I still do because gently caress you that's why. 
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Honky Dong Country posted:I really liked Starship Troopers and I still do because gently caress you that's why. Nobody doesn't like Starship Troopers what are you on about?
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SeXReX posted:The American godzilla movie this also, the Sandlot  and That Darn Cat
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Movie that doesn't hold up: MORTAL KOMBAT ANNIHILATION. Movie that still owns: MORTAL KOMBAT. Movie that I didn't realize was totally awesome as a kid: Last Action Hero.
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Guyver 2: Dark Hero staring David Hayter is probably the worst movie from my childhood that I un-apologetically still love today. I chalk it up to basically being a violent-as-gently caress version of the Power Rangers. 
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Merlins Shop of Mystical Wonders. It was so bad it was an episode of MST3k.Vakal posted:Guyver 2: Dark Hero staring David Hayter is probably the worst movie from my childhood that I un-apologetically still love today. Hell yeah dude this movie owns
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Vakal posted:Guyver 2: Dark Hero staring David Hayter is probably the worst movie from my childhood that I un-apologetically still love today. Guyver was loving bananas.
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When I was very young, I liked "Dot and the Kangaroo" a lot. A few years ago I found it on DVD for cheap, and it was way crazier than I remembered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtrYO-Mog60 I don't think it's bad, but it's much weirder than my memory of it is.
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the tales from crypt movie with dennis miller but tbf it had a lot of boobs in it
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When I was 13 I thought Van Helsing was the coolest poo poo in the world. Cool dude Hugh Jackman fights vampires and werewolves then becomes a werewolf to beat the final vampire.
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ProfessorMurder posted:I really liked Howard the Duck when I was a kid. I still like it, but for nostalgic reasons. Same goes for the Mario Bros. movie. This and Rock A Doodle are the best answers because they're objectively horrible movies and also terrified me as a child, there is some genuinely scary poo poo in both of those films Isn't the principal from Ferris Bueller a loving horrifying alien in Howard The Duck???
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First movie I was allowed to stay up late to watch. Owned so hard. I watched this and The Last Starfighter and Flight of the Navigator like weekly for years and years -- only difference is The Last Starfighter and Flight of the Navigator are still good.
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CRINDY posted:When I was 13 I thought Van Helsing was the coolest poo poo in the world. Cool dude Hugh Jackman fights vampires and werewolves then becomes a werewolf to beat the final vampire.
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There was a time when this was the greatest thing I had ever seen https://youtu.be/SDFlRsDIAd4
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 This was just the funniest poo poo EVER when I was a kid. I tried watching it recently and it's borderline unwatchable. This part's still kinda cool though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw_zUUE4BE0
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i watched the man who knew too little to see if it still held up that movie is funny as gently caress
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guts and bolts posted:Isn't the principal from Ferris Bueller a loving horrifying alien in Howard The Duck??? Yea, his body is taken over by one of the Dark Overlords of the Universe. 
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I LOVED Krull and Ator. Basically any cheesy sword and sorcery type movie. I saw Ator in the theater when I was maybe 6 years old and in my memory it was the most intense imaginative thing I had ever seen. I thought about that movie for YEARS. How great was that huge spider at the end?? Then I found a download online and snatched that up, prepared to watch an epic fantasy movie. What a stupid piece of poo poo movie.
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I saw an episode of naruto as a 10 yr old with my cousin and we thought it was so awesome we had to try and find it at the library Luckily, we failed
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I watched my copy of the My Little Pony movie on repeat until it got 'lost'. I found it years later and my mom admitted she couldn't loving stand their voices anymore.
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Mr. Bones posted:
Holy poo poo, this just made me remember LIQUID TELEVISION. Aeon Flux was nuts.
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Dubplate Fire posted:Fight me  you win I guess. client posted:the tales from crypt movie with dennis miller but tbf it had a lot of boobs in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miTvyuGggD8 Like, ok killing a room full of vampire prostitutes with super-soakers filled with holy water. That poo poo should be hilarious, but it's just this big bowl of plain oatmeal with a pocket pussy dropped in it. That's the whole movie, really. I can give it this-- Angie Everhart is the best succubus I've ever seen in any media. You know every time she's in your view that she's plastic trash that isn't even that hot, but goddammit you're still falling for it. That's a succubus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBJQZWoxHWg ProfessorMurder posted:Yea, his body is taken over by one of the Dark Overlords of the Universe. 
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I read Heinlein's Starship Troopers as a kid. Watching the movie years later, they had changed so much stuff, I didn't even realize it was based on the book.
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Say Nothing posted:I read Heinlein's Starship Troopers as a kid. Watching the movie years later, they had changed so much stuff, I didn't even realize it was based on the book. It really wasn't. They pretty much just paid to use the title to ward off an eventual lawsuit.
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It did lead to "I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL" and I doubt we would have gotten such an absurd location without the book. It'd just be like Malibu or some other poo poo.
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ephori posted:First movie I was allowed to stay up late to watch. Owned so hard. Haha I saw this at the theater on a double date in college. Louis Gossett Jr as a pregnant male alien
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 I loved The Wraith as a kid. Takes place in a small desert town where dudes drag race. The bully kills off a good guy, the this this drag racing specter appears to get revenge. I haven't seen it in a while. Does it hold up?
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King Vidiot posted:Speaking of, has anybody actually sat through Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam? I figure that any kid who was an Ernest fan would enjoy that movie too, but it was just one of those things that nobody really talked about. I never saw it, I never heard of anybody seeing it, I just remember that cover art and wondering what the gently caress was up with Ernest and why he had a hand on his head. I had a brief window as a kid where I loved the Ernest stuff. That whole umbrella can be tossed into this thread, but yeah, Dr. Otto is objectively a bad movie. And I'm pretty sure part of me knew it at the time, but watching it again later, oof. A lot of the characters were brought back later when there was that weird Saturday morning Ernest sketch show for kids that he did. My favorite was the big tin-can robot with the yellow paper smiley face that would change expressions in-between shots. This guy:  Another movie for this thread: The Monster Squad. When I was a kid it was so rad seeming: They're kids...and they fight monsters! Watching it far more recently, they're kids...who fight monsters. And kids suck, and kids never shut up. And the jokes really don't land at all.
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nigga crab pollock posted:for some reason we owned a dvd copy of austin powers: goldmember and my sister who was like, 8 was obsessed with it and watched it over and over again. my mom used to heavily police the media we consumed based on other people's hand-wringing but she kind of swung the other direction when she realized it was a futile effort and other people's hand wringing had prevented all of us from seeing actually good + cool things so she completely did not give a poo poo by the time this had happened. this makes a lot of sense.
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Vakal posted:It really wasn't. They pretty much just paid to use the title to ward off an eventual lawsuit. They had two things in common, soldiers and bugs.
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Please tell me the first two Austin Powers movies hold up  I find myself remembering bits and pieces and cracking up 
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Please tell me the first two Austin Powers movies hold up Don't ask nigga crab pollock, he can barely remember the one that is burned into his brain. 
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Jukeboxblues posted:Don't ask nigga crab pollock, he can barely remember the one that is burned into his brain. I saw that one once and I remember thinking it was garbage compared to the other two, especially the second
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The freaking Gnome Mobile.quote:An eccentric millionaire and his grandchildren are embroiled in the plights of some forest gnomes who are searching for the rest of their tribe. While helping them, the millionaire is suspected of being crazy because he's seeing gnomes! He's committed, and the niece and nephew and the gnomes have to find him and free him. Dude drives a car full of gnomes while singing but it turns out he's a dangerous madman and gets himself institutionalized.
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I didn't like "Benji" when I saw it in the theater, and I bet I don't like it now.
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Catastrophe posted:The freaking Gnome Mobile. No, this one I liked. It was terrible. Good movie. Great for kids.
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