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ZincBoy
May 7, 2006

Think again Jimmy!

Bonzo posted:

Anyone remember Condorman?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo5LZmx9Vrg

6 year old me thought this was incredible.

I have been waiting for someone else to post this pile of crap. I had a 7th birthday party with this as the prime feature. It was rented by my parents on Betamax on my insistence. I saw it as a six year old and thought it was the best thing ever. A man that learns to fly! With wings! and a car with rockets!

As I watched it with my seven year old friends, I had the horrible sinking feeling that I was subjecting them to a horrible fate. No one was laughing. Everyone had a fixed smile on their face. As if to say, why have you inflicted this on me. I could only look on and try to offer loot bags full of slightly less suffering (suckers). After this, I was a pariah, all because of this horrible movie that I forced my class mates to watch.

One piece of advice to all future parents is to veto all truly terrible movies as needed. Your offspring wont thank you now but they will thank you later.

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