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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I can almost hear the money faucets at the fed pumping out the billions into the void. Where are we going to find the money for health care and Social Security, folks
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Feb 24, 2020 17:06
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IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING HOLD ON TO YOUR DICKS
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Feb 25, 2020 19:41
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oxsnard posted:three months of number gains gone in 2 days Average is around the same as it was in July 2019 right now
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Feb 25, 2020 20:13
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Limerick posted:The Dow Jones just lost 200 points in 15 minutes lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOpGc6E1jfk
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Feb 25, 2020 20:22
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Feb 25, 2020 20:30
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Google's stock ticker stopped live updating for some reason, lol It's about to go below 27,000
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Feb 25, 2020 20:46
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Works for me and it's back to 27100 Nah that's the number from like 30 mins ago - hover the graph at the bottom to the right to see the current average
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Feb 25, 2020 20:48
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Number's making a break for it!
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Feb 25, 2020 21:38
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Feb 25, 2020 21:40
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Feb 25, 2020 21:40
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Zeno-25 posted:Just in time to kill off the olds before the election and usher in socialism Even if it doesn't kill them, it will make them sick enough to either have to stay home or in the hospital Acceptable!
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Feb 25, 2020 21:46
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Out of the black And into the red Just confirms The cat's still dead
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Feb 26, 2020 18:20
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Feb 27, 2020 16:44
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Dow is now at the same place it was at in ::checks notes:: January 2018
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Feb 27, 2020 16:46
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wilderthanmild posted:It definitely was a bunch of simultaneous global/regional crisises that led to a bunch of political shakeups, then WW2, and then a big realignment of the world economy post war. I mean, if a country wanted to take over the world, wouldn't now be the time to invade
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Feb 27, 2020 17:08
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Feb 27, 2020 19:52
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1233220106324451328 !!!!!!
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Feb 28, 2020 03:47
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We can live beside the ocean Leave the fire behind Swim out past the breakers Watch the world die
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Feb 28, 2020 06:10
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Making Depressions Great Again
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Feb 28, 2020 07:49
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I have a family member retiring later this year and I advised him recently to move all his poo poo out of the market He did not I'm almost afraid to call him
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Feb 28, 2020 16:34
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Feb 28, 2020 16:43
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Presenting Nipples posted:Both of my aunts discussed how I wasn’t entitled to my mother’s inheritance from my grandfather. I was going to tell her to pull the money out but I said nah. Hahahahahahahahaha
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Feb 28, 2020 16:45
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Bernie's first day in office - "weed is now legal, everyone try some and chill the gently caress out"
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Feb 28, 2020 17:13
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STAY DOWN NUMBER
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Feb 28, 2020 18:15
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I'M HERE FOR THE ROARING 20'S
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Feb 28, 2020 18:28
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Famous TV Dad posted:cant wait to see what crazy poo poo they will try to keep the economy afloat. will we all receive $300 checks again??? Mass quarantine, no one can earn money, in lieu of qualifying for unemployment or food stamps we all get $250 in McDonald's gift cards and a free car wash
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Feb 28, 2020 18:38
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Embed this into every page plz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZD8HKVKneI
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Feb 28, 2020 20:07
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Limerick posted:Wait, I was freaking out really hard earlier, but you can collect unemployment insurance if your company dies, right? Assuming the state workers don't all gently caress off and there's someone around to process all the new claims...sure
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Feb 28, 2020 20:08
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911 now
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Feb 28, 2020 20:11
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I always made fun of Walmart for only having 2 checkout lanes open, and now the one near me decided to make EVERY lane self-checkout except one, and one staff member has to constantly patrol all 30 self-checkout stations to make sure people aren't stealing loving lol
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Mar 1, 2020 17:33
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the bitcoin of weed posted:at this point it would be immoral not to steal They also have retracting "gates" that the Greeter at the door can remotely close if someone tries to leave without showing their receipt This is the Walmart in the rich part of town, mind you
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Mar 1, 2020 17:43
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I just realized the absolute dumbest way to handle a pandemic would be for the government to subsidize McDonald's to stay open 24/7 and give everyone free food
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Mar 2, 2020 16:24
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Yesterday's news: "A rate cut is just a band-aid, they actually need to stop coronavirus" ::rate cut happens:: "Ok we're all going to die - cool, cool"
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Mar 3, 2020 17:36
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rex rabidorum vires posted:Having a solid chortle at number today. Bernie winning big going to drive it off a cliff 
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Mar 3, 2020 17:46
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ikanreed posted:Looking like a fool with your rates on the ground Caught with your rates around your ankles
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Mar 3, 2020 17:57
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oxsnard posted:They literally embed images in the PDFs to catch leakers. I've been melting down all day up until now but it probably explains some of the market moves from earlier Transcribe the text
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ratbert90 posted:-909 
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FBS posted:It's about time for Number's last-minute run upwards, just like the last two days If I only could I'd make a deal with stocks And I'd get them to rise in places All circuits overload As I'm running up that hill With no problem! It doesn't hurt me To see the VIX rise It doesn't hurt me Chairman Powell's going to shart Knee deep in poo poo is what I love Capitalism won't die...if I don't let it I still matter now... Don't I?
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