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twoday
May 4, 2005



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The Dow that stages a massive comeback on the day of the crash is not the true Dow

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May 4, 2005



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https://twitter.com/IGSquawk/status/1233426031534624768?s=20

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May 4, 2005



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Doc Walrus posted:

Was he blackout drunk for this one too?

He was pretty sauced

twoday
May 4, 2005



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https://twitter.com/SenateandHouse/status/1233429590313512960?s=19

that's numberwang

twoday
May 4, 2005



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twoday
May 4, 2005



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nice meltdown

twoday
May 4, 2005



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https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1234485181630832641?s=19

Just a small one, for the flavor, but not too much!

twoday
May 4, 2005



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https://twitter.com/danvzla/status/1237719500037947392?s=19

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May 4, 2005



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twoday
May 4, 2005



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I forgot to post this one earlier

twoday
May 4, 2005



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number goes up, number goes down

you can't explain that

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Can I copy this into the book?

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May 4, 2005



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Draxion posted:

Make America Great Depression

drat you guys are on fire today

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Me, catching up on this thread since this morning:

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May 4, 2005



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twoday
May 4, 2005



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The 4 am agreement didn't work out? Weird

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May 4, 2005



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FAUXTON posted:

3:25 is the cutoff for a halt, but I think it's only for the second breaker.

I love learning these funny obscure little rules that don’t matter 99% of the time and then one day prove to be critically important

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Sometimes I forget to check this thread and then I do

and then I laugh and laugh

twoday
May 4, 2005



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“actually the economy loves it when this happens, you’ll see”

- response to literally any event

twoday
May 4, 2005



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https://twitter.com/business/status/1239883449911173122?s=20

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https://twitter.com/business/status/1239882444632928256?s=20

:yeshaha:

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May 4, 2005



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https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1239888103504064513?s=20

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Tonight we're gonna party like it's 19,999

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May 4, 2005



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Ramrod Hotshot posted:

MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

https://twitter.com/connellmcshane/status/1239907646938984450

lol

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May 4, 2005



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Neon Noodle posted:

it's french. It's Franime. :france:

grand-mamanimation

twoday
May 4, 2005



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this is madness

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May 4, 2005



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8

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May 4, 2005



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Literal Hamster posted:

2.8 trillion dollars buys you a lot of cocaine

the Brick-Railer effect

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May 4, 2005



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StrugglingHoneybun posted:

thank you all for coming to this press conference.

now, before I open this big envelope with the latest numbers of dead americans and the new low reached by the stock market, I wanted to take this time to say president trump did very good things. he's a good boy who did nothing wrong. he did everything right, and he's a very smart man who we all asked "what do we do now sir?" and he lead us into victory over this virus.

now with that out of the way, 4.4M dead, Dow Jones is 5,353

Now, are there any questions? no? ok, well see you all here same time tomorrow for the next coronavirus update

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May 4, 2005



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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Food: $300
Rent: $1500
Broadband: $100
Novelty Dow Number Hats: 18000
Utilities: $150

Please help my economy is dying

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May 4, 2005



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New Zealand has banned incoming flights, so they have to get to the bunkers by yacht now

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Crazypoops posted:

Just lol if you aren't veering between emotional collapse and manic giddyness hourly

I need at least two circuit breakers triggered just to feel anything anymore

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May 4, 2005



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seeing lots of guillotines on the timeline today

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Oh no, is he gonna be OK?

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May 4, 2005



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https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/1252284654629072898?s=20

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Can a commodity have a negative price?

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Where do I go to collect my free oil?

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snoo posted:

where's my $1200 check and my complimentary barrel of oil

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May 4, 2005



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SKULL.GIF posted:

How hosed is Alberta?

Once oil goes negative a black hole will form in the tar sands and slowly consume the province

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May 4, 2005



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and here I am still paying to drink water, like a sucker

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