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CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole

*nazi guard running away from death camp that the Soviets are closing in on, yelling back at still fenced in Jews*

"Unbelievable you would celebrate the destruction of something we all worked so hard to build!"

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Bro Dad posted:

Jim Cramer: "I don't want the Chinese to get ahead of us due to an illness. It's just not right."

FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Noooo it's going up too much I want it back at a nice -8.5%

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

We're going down, down to an earlier round
And number, we're going down sneezing

Takanago
Jun 2, 2007

You'll see...
one of the first things I did when I bought my phone was uninstall the stocks app because who needs that but now im reinstalling it to watch number

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




if trumo is watching a finance network its gotta be fox biz

what are they saying

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

send my 401k into the center of the earth I was never going to retire anyway

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




Any spike up is less "buy the dip" and 255% more panicking desperate rich fuckbuckets straining to hold back from screaming "It's not loving Time you stupid number you're not supposed to hurt our gravy train just the loving Poor's and kids!"

slippery doc
Jan 17, 2006

kill the boy,
save the man

Dow soars up above -7%! Economy humming!

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



I need to make it 9 more months to vest in my pension get hosed 401k

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
LOL, you can see the exact moment the algorithms kicked in.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Ok skipping the last ten pages because i need to know: did we loving hit the first breaker already?!

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

cool dance moves posted:

Ok skipping the last ten pages because i need to know: did we loving hit the first breaker already?!

Yes.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

slippery doc posted:

Dow soars up above -7%! Economy humming!

Thank You!

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


Squizzle posted:

if trumo is watching a finance network its gotta be fox biz

what are they saying

he's rewatching DVR'd episodes of Fox and Friends from ca. Jan 2020

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

cool dance moves posted:

Ok skipping the last ten pages because i need to know: did we loving hit the first breaker already?!

Almost immediately

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

cool dance moves posted:

Ok skipping the last ten pages because i need to know: did we loving hit the first breaker already?!

yes - Like 3 minutes after the opening bell

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




Ablert Einstein posted:

holy poo poo

e: will we erase the truman presidency by the end of the week?
I would become so hard I died if Dow 154 happened.


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cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018



TRUMP

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Come-on Dow 19,000

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


MorrisBae posted:

yes - Like 3 minutes after the opening bell

Hooooooooly shiiiiiiiiittt

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Bro Dad posted:

Jim Cramer: "I don't want the Chinese to get ahead of us due to an illness. It's just not right."

owned

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


CHAOS REIGNS

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Welp there it goes back to -8%

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
number goes up, number goes down

you can't explain that

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




twoday posted:

number goes up, number goes down

you can't explain that

loving thread title already

My Gimmick Name
Sep 11, 2004



PLEASE BUY THE

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Local simpleton stakes entire Presidency on number... Investors hate him!!

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

blood thursday

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

MorrisBae posted:

TAG TEAM
BACK AGAIN
HITTIN ALL THE BREAKERS
LET'S BEGIN

PARTY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE
YOU'RE GONNA DIE
HOPE YOU'RE HOME ALREADY
CUZ YOU CAN'T FLY

TRUMP! (THERE IT IS)

lol

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My Gimmick Name posted:

PLEASE BUY THE


boomer appealing salad dish?

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Go and look at the Boeing price for the last month then make your own 737 MAX joke

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Why cant we have nice things like a second breaker trip

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Gangtag please

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Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

would give everything I own to get to follow trupm around for the next few days and just listen

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