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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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facialimpediment posted:

Commandant of the Coast Guard to President Trump: go gently caress your transgender ban

http://www.military.com/daily-news/2017/08/01/commandant-i-will-not-break-faith-transgender-coast-guardsmen.html?variant=mobile.amp

Coasties are DHS, not DOD, so the Commandant feels empowered to give Donnie a high hard one.

quote:

Commandant: 'I Will Not Break Faith' With Transgender Coast Guardsmen

Reported for heteronormative sexism :colbert:



Realtalk, why would it matter to him whether he's under DoD or DHS when he plans to poo poo on the president?

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Have a quote from Graham

"There is a military option to destroy North Korea's (missile) program and North Korea itself," Graham said on NBC's "Today" show. "If there's going to be a war to stop them, it will be over there. If thousands die, they're going to die over there, they're not going to die here and (President Donald Trump) told me that to my face."

He continued: "I'm saying (military options are) inevitable if North Korea continues."

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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CommieGIR posted:

Ashland Police Department is facing a federal lawsuit after they restrained and then repeatedly tased a teenager

https://youtu.be/lsup2UnyV8E

Uh...that's less than cool & good, I'm pretty sure

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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First up: The president has AGAIN donated his salary




You cannot make this poo poo up

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Two things standing out with basically everyone in this administration:

- try to sell crushing and painfully apparent failure as overwhelming victory on all accounts

- get loving paid

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Smiling Jack posted:

Budd Dwyer was wrongfully convicted and killed himself to secure a pension for his family.

I'd like to think that the phrase "Show a little decorum, please" died with Budd Dwyer, but it wasn't put out of its misery until a candidate bragged about their dick size, I think.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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facialimpediment posted:

News o'clock came early today.

Reuters has Mueller slinging subpoenas about Fredo's 2016 meeting with the Russians.

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/893203211917590530

Trump is going on a two week vacation starting late Friday. This should be fun.

A vacation from loving what?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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http://www.themountainmail.com/free_content/article_ccf5440e-76ae-11e7-9a1d-b7701d2c235f.html

There's currently a social media shitstorm brewing in Germany over eight students being detained and subsequently deported at Denver International. The students were there for a program called Rocky Mountain Language Adventure, and expected to be accommodated by host families and do unpaid internships at companies in the area of Salida (?) to get to know American customs and be immersed in American culture or whatever the gently caress.

Before I read the article, I figured there must have been some random red flag raised in the J-1 visa process of one student, and then they all got hosed because they were a group. Bit harsh, and you're not really supposed to detain/turn back groups on the basis of one member's hosed paperwork, but hey.

Then I read the first couple of paragraphs. The students were there on the ESTA waiver program. Holy loving Ell Oh Ell.
At this point, I'm thinking there must have been a missed deadline in the program, and someone hoped to get away with ESTA when J-1 was no longer a timely option.

Nope. Program was operated for five years by some Colorado teacher named Masterson, and she claims ESTA was fine the previous years and this is all just BECAUSE TRUMP, which is a blatant lie.
My guess is the kids were instructed to shut the gently caress up about the internship aspect of their trip at customs, and some kid hosed up.

How loving dumb do you have to be to conceive a program that sends hundreds of kids into the US, but not once check proper regulation OR assume it'll go well forever if the kids just lie?

quote:

Masterson began the exchange program after teaching English at a Waldorf school in Stuttgart, Germany, for 15 years. All students who have come to Salida through the exchange program, including the eight deported from the airport this weekend, have been 18-year-olds from that same Waldorf school and other Waldorf schools in Germany.

:ms:
:lol:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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KirbyKhan posted:

ESL in America is 90% scams and primarily function as visa mills.

Yeah, but it usually involves sustainable business models to exploit students and make stupid amounts of cash.

This case is just :psyduck:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Handsome Ralph posted:

Yeah that many rescued certainly indicates that.


So the guy who used to live in my house was a naval attache or something at the Pentagon, but his copies of Jane's Defence Weekly still end up here. Fun reading material, but this story gave me a chuckle.

Japan and Germany to jointly develop military technologies

Oh, good. We'll provide the really space-efficient shitters, and the Japanese can provide the...uh, tentacle-based TOW defense system? :shrug:




/edit
Definitely no porn context there

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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suboptimal posted:

Antifa and Trump supporters/DEVGRU cosplayers are currently mixing it up in Portland, nary a cop to be seen at the end of the most recent melee clip:


https://www.pscp.tv/itsmikebivins/1RDxlmpvwvkKL

Peep this fool

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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The guy that came form a coherent sentence to save his life is the greatest orator in the oval office in generations.

:lol:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Cugel the Clever posted:

Livestream from Charlottesville: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NBC29/videos/?ref=page_internal

"Follow your leader: kill yourselves like Adolf Hitler" is a fantastic anti-fa chant.

Some cowboy-hat clad Nazi just got decked and laid. the. gently caress. out. Out of left field, you see five dudes in mostly back with webbing and helmets and poo poo running in, expecting fierce retaliation, but they all almost simultaneously kneel in from of him, whipping out cameras to get good close-up shots. :lol:

/edit: camera man ate some pepper spray it seems, throwing up massively now, this is reasonably entertaining

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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All the crazy poo poo now happens while I'm asleep again. :(

Good to see we're all still on the same page when it comes to bashing the fasch.

Also, while drones are a point of interest, my cousing flies for BA, and posted a visualization of the disruption a drone flown near Gatwick airport caused back in July, pretty nifty.

https://vimeo.com/228662010

More details and raw radar footage here http://nats.aero/blog/2017/07/drone-disruption-gatwick/

Ironically enough, it seems that the drone wasn't 'near' the airport, and well within airspace sanctioned for public use a ways away from Gatwick, where a photojournalist had been covering the scene of a fire in a caravan park or something. Apparently, overzealous reporting/observation resulted in the sighting, and the drone not actually being 'near' Gatwick resulted in it not being spotted again when airport crew went looking for it.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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cowboy elvis posted:

The US isn't doomed. These idiots aren't taking over. They've always existed, and only feel emboldened. Trump isn't representative of where the country is headed.

Trump is an idiot, and he has taken over the white house, though.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Deathy McDeath posted:

Can you link an actual post? I tried Crtl + F for "Iran" over the last 10 pages and didnt get a hit

gently caress, I thought I was the only one looking. I also included searches for 'mine' and 'clear', no dice

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Reminder that the Mooch is on Colbert tonight. Since the guy has still been carrying Trump's water (it is a pee joke) even after being fired, I'm assuming he'll spew some bullshit rationalizing his hilariously short stay, but it should be funny nonetheless.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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These Riker AVs are loving with my head :stare:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Mr. Nice! posted:

VA governor said part of the reason the police did not show up in riot gear to start the day saturday and why they did not engage and disperse the nazis sooner was because the rally was more heavily armed than the police were capable.

loving :lol: America

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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I mean, on the one hand, it should go without saying, but on the other hand...

...the President of the United States of America is loving retarded

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Mike-o posted:

Hey Duzzy so when is the Bundeswehr going to come liberate the US and kill some loving nazis or do we have to wait for the US to invade Canada and Mexico first?

We're really good at yelling BANG-SIM, but that's about it, you're on your own.


Palette-cleanser (SPELLING)

There's a glacier calving (calfing?, no loving clue) live on camera, and you should tune in with full volume

https://www.facebook.com/newsfeed.life/videos/279203799263494/

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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mlmp08 posted:

Who is that on Trump's left (our right)?

Like literally everyone standing in proximity to Trump, someone that'd rather be somewhere else entirely.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Capn Beeb posted:

Gtab wasn't banned, he just got fed up with the previous mod and Cyrano letting alt-right shitheels do whatever they pleased when anyone who attempted to shut them up caught probations and bans.

Those people are still there and posting, though. Still whining about ~*SJWS*~ banning one of their fellow racists tonight.

So apparently the Real Reason™ Virginia police didn't do anything this weekend was there were caches of weapons in the city.

https://twitter.com/dangranata/status/897090875494453248

[ ] Believe
[ X ] Doubt


Didn't that Cantwell dude in the Vice bit hint at that?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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:perfect:

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Jan 13, 2010

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timma85 posted:

The Neo-Nazi from the vice documentary is now crying like a bitch because there maybe a warrant for him. Listen to this Nazi whine


This guy has got to be a deep infiltrator that is playing the long con to make Nazis look ridiculous.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Accretionist posted:

They were mostly built around 1910 and 1960 as 'gently caress you' to black people

It's like if Germany never underwent de-Nazification and Nazis installed a shitload of bronze Hitlers near immigrant neighborhoods in 2004

We were allowed to build commemorative plaques and tombstones for the fallen in the war of individual municipalities, but there were limits as to whom those effigies could pay hommage to. Since the SS was declared a criminal organization, their members were a no-go, afaik.

We also only in the last decade and a half dug up some historical details on soldiers that were deemed cool and good to honor by the allies, and retroactively removed their name from poo poo like fighter squadrons. When I was still in, our neighboring squadron, the Jagdgeschwader 74 'Mölders', and the corresponding 'Mölders Kaserne' were stripped of their name. There were a bunch of other cases, where army posts with similar namesakes had their poo poo changed, whole lot of crying followed that. Even recently, I think some squadron was supposed to be dubbed 'Immelmann', but it seems that good ol' Immelmann did a bunch of no-nos somewhere down the line, so that name might go as well.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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My fever is acting up again

https://youtu.be/KsH8fCtwmRk

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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GoGoGadget posted:

But you're just brainwashed by the MSM! Both sides are bad and there are racists on both sides! George Washington owned slaves! More races than blacks were slaves! BLM was there and they are anti-white!

Actually, there wasn't even a Southern Strategy, nor was there a switch of Democrat and Republican ideals / party affiliation between the era of slavery and today. Democrats are the real racists, everything else is a myth.

Please find enclosed this video of makebelieve university "PragerU" by a black (former) professor at Vanderbilt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiprVX4os2Y

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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I just caught up to Trump's Pershing-pigs-blood comment.

Is that...a step up from him congratulating himself on calling it? I mean...it's just something incredibly dumb, but I feel like it's a little less bad than a guy being giddy about people dying so he can say he was right.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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She calls her daughter "Ms Heyer"?

Bit odd, no?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Everyone relax, I was just pointing it out, not going full SEE, SHE'S A PAID CRISIS ACTOR, FALSE FLAG, FALSE FLAG!!

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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It's all good I love all y'all <3

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Prost!

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I like that a German has picked up '"y'all" after years in the states.

I picked that up during my semester of high school in Auburn, AL 1999, thank you very much :colbert:

Also, it seems I shared that picture in the public imgur community because I'm bad at imgur, but within seconds of me uploading it, someone complains about me having the beer off the coaster. Good to be home

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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psydude posted:

Now go jaywalk a couple of times and attempt to shop in a store 29 minutes before it closes.

REPORTED!!!1!!1ELF!! :catstare:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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What was it?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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gently caress Steve Bannon

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Professor Bling posted:

This. And now the resurgent extremist fringe of the Republican party can point to this as Trump turning "lieberal" and abandoning True Republicanism, with Bannon pushing that narrative until the cows come home.

Holy poo poo, I had no idea that saying existed in English.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Professor Bling posted:

It exists in German? You're making GBS threads me.

Well, I've learned something today.

Genocide Tendency posted:

Like Bling just said... I'm more surprised thats not a uniquely American saying. Specifically a mid-western one.

The origins of this was the reference of the Alpenauftrieb, where you'd chase all your cows up some alp meadow, and it would take a comedic eternity until your cows would return.

Damnit, America.

Don't make loving you be so hard

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Missionary Positron posted:

Finnish police: Main suspect in Turku attack is 18-year-old Moroccan


I don't think the whole thing went down as the rear end in a top hat expected: apparently before he got shot by the cops, he got beaten with chairs, baseball bats, and metal pipes by bystanders and chased down by a 70-year old man.

Don't mess with Turku.

That dude that attempted to go on a stabbing spree last month in Germany got chased down by several Kiosk owners, who threw chairs and all kinds of poo poo at him.

The guys that chased him down were all 1st or 2nd generation immigrants in Germany. That made me really happy.

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