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when bush declared three countries to be the 'axis of evil' even though two of them were actively hostile toward each other and the third was completely unrelated.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2017 19:47 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 20:59 |
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she probably berated the staff until she got tuckered out, which honestly wouldn't take that long.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2019 01:35 |
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Rex-Goliath posted:little timmy asks, 'are you sure you mean anyone?' eyeing suspiciously at retard ronald. 'except her' she points to the giant portrait of hilary clinton which is hanging in the classroom for unspecified reasons
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 06:15 |
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History made.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2019 04:39 |
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it's even funnier because obama never met a questionably legal and morally reprehensible military raid he didn't like.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2019 19:01 |
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it was pretty funny how her big qualification to be president was her profound failure in every single aspect of her career. it was even funnier how that somehow made her one of the better qualified of the republican candidates.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 00:14 |
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horse dressage is the quintessential sport of the rich. it's expensive, pointless, no poor people care about it, and it requires a complete lack of empathy.
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 07:39 |
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Streak posted:paul ryan cleaning already clean dishes paul ryan ruining a kitchen full of already clean dishes for the sake of a photo op, without permission or recompense.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2019 09:22 |
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that story is great after you learn that red abused the rules to do a bunch of physically impossible metagaming bullshit. that fleet was sunk by fishing boats which had cruise missiles larger than the boats themselves mounted on them, because it wasn't specifically forbidden by the rules. van riper was essentially wasting everyone's time and a great deal of money to throw an extended tantrum and it owns.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2019 01:39 |
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the mooch ruined his life and marriage for the sake of trump, his new beloved father figure who barely noticed he existed. dude seriously thought that trump would have his back for some reason, which is hilarious.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2019 02:53 |
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jeb! wouldn't have needed guts or policies or charisma or a better guac recipe if he had carried a sword everywhere during the 2016 primary. it would have concealed all of his many, many flaws as a person and candidate.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2019 03:01 |
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ah! well, nevertheless...
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2019 01:22 |
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ALFbrot posted:LaVoy Finicum's tarp lavoy finicum's post-apocalyptic novels about driving off the government with expert quick-draw skills
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2019 03:18 |
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he focus grouped the pronunciation of his name and changed it, twice. call him whatever you like so long as it is at least vaguely insulting.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 12:38 |
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jesus christ.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 03:48 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:So you are saying she was too good for him it'd be very difficult finding a woman who is not too good for steve bannon, the rancid living corpse.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2020 10:28 |
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he was a cruel, greedy hypocrite. so, a standard republican candidate rather than an exceptional one. this reminds me of how funny it is that mccain is dead, laid low by a heroic tumor.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2020 07:18 |
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everything is real now
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 09:00 |
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ted cruz is an awful person, no doubt about it. however, he also has a merciful streak. after all, it was always within his power to film himself eating all sorts of things and putting it on youtube.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2020 02:41 |
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Spergin Morlock posted:ted cruz ate a tonsil stone during one of the debates while the camera was on him counterpoint: ted cruz eating soup, in slow motion.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2020 05:34 |
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Inceltown posted:That GOP candidate who had his entire family make an ad saying not to vote for him, he's a pile of poo poo. and then he won anyway
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2020 07:37 |
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it was probably a coincidence given how wrong he was about everything else in his entire life, but he absolutely did have obama pegged.
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 01:16 |
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yeah, it seems like that much like the us elected the most american person, you elected the most australian.
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 03:04 |
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the story of the sword of chang is still my favorite politics anecdote. jeb spent all those years without anyone ever bothering to explain his dad's dumb chiang kai shek jokes and never questioned his understanding of them. i'm not sure if he even knows now.
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# ¿ May 16, 2020 20:09 |
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zegermans posted:Saudi Arabia threatening to 9/11 Toronto over a minor political dispute they forget sometimes that the rest of the world still pretends they didn't fund, plan and staff 9/11.
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# ¿ May 22, 2020 20:56 |
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Filthy Hans posted:he didn't get fired for the meltdown, he got fired a week later and it was because his decades-long pattern of sexual harassment was made public which is even funnier, because a month later every single american liberal began trying to normalize decades-long patterns of sexual harassment.
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 02:23 |
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it was absolutely staged, and he plagiarized an obama speech for the occasion.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 07:54 |
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dude utterly loathes black people and isn't nearly as good at hiding it as he thinks
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 15:03 |
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GalacticAcid posted:Why is the charisma-less buffoon with no achievements or personal traits beyond "gay troop" and "unusual surname" getting no black support? Must be, The Black Community’s deep-seated homophobia, he wasn't even really a troop. he didn't go through basic or tech school, they just sent this random mayor over for a 6 month photo-op. i say mayor because this overseas photo-op happened during his term as mayor. buttgieg couldn't be more of an obvious spook if he tried.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 23:44 |
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i know that's not the intended meaning, but quote:he wrongly concluded... because he is a law enforcement officer
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 20:48 |
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cool dance moves posted:Chad George Bush doesnt even bother showing up to work, gets off scot-free. Virgin John McCain diligently shows up to training and still knocks out Spanish power grids through sheer incompetence. lol mccain's navy career mostly consisted of taking planes without asking and going off on extended vacations. it was his playground, and he could do whatever he wanted.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2020 03:56 |
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apparently every so often a random goon tries to apologize to beaton and it always weirds her out.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 06:30 |
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i suppose yang is perfect for something, but the world has yet to discover what that is.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 05:10 |
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it's really funny that obama won a nobel prize for not being bush when he essentially was.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 03:47 |
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9/11 let bush to do everything he wanted unopposed. i don't know how you'd call that squandering an opportunity.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 07:19 |
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zegermans posted:The origins of prohibition were wives getting tired of getting beaten by their alcoholic husbands, and it was deemed more realistic to make alcohol illegal than wife beating. surprisingly, it worked.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 14:52 |
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we didn't, no. they did it all on their own.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 20:50 |
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much of what he posted about obama's character was rather prescient. considering how often paradol ex was wrong about pretty much every other thing, it was probably a coincidence.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 04:36 |
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it is very possible that anyone other than bush would not have invaded iraq (ostensibly) because of 9/11.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 03:21 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 20:59 |
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the clintons abandoned their famous cat after getting a dog they liked better. a random staffer ended up adopting socks after the clintons left the white house.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 20:07 |