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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
when bush declared three countries to be the 'axis of evil' even though two of them were actively hostile toward each other and the third was completely unrelated.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
she probably berated the staff until she got tuckered out, which honestly wouldn't take that long.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Rex-Goliath posted:

little timmy asks, 'are you sure you mean anyone?' eyeing suspiciously at retard ronald.

teacher, a bit more serious than any of the students had ever seen her, 'anyone'

'except her'
she points to the giant portrait of hilary clinton which is hanging in the classroom for unspecified reasons

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
History made.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's even funnier because obama never met a questionably legal and morally reprehensible military raid he didn't like.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it was pretty funny how her big qualification to be president was her profound failure in every single aspect of her career. it was even funnier how that somehow made her one of the better qualified of the republican candidates.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
horse dressage is the quintessential sport of the rich. it's expensive, pointless, no poor people care about it, and it requires a complete lack of empathy.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Streak posted:

paul ryan cleaning already clean dishes

paul ryan ruining a kitchen full of already clean dishes for the sake of a photo op, without permission or recompense.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that story is great after you learn that red abused the rules to do a bunch of physically impossible metagaming bullshit. that fleet was sunk by fishing boats which had cruise missiles larger than the boats themselves mounted on them, because it wasn't specifically forbidden by the rules. van riper was essentially wasting everyone's time and a great deal of money to throw an extended tantrum and it owns.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the mooch ruined his life and marriage for the sake of trump, his new beloved father figure who barely noticed he existed. dude seriously thought that trump would have his back for some reason, which is hilarious.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
jeb! wouldn't have needed guts or policies or charisma or a better guac recipe if he had carried a sword everywhere during the 2016 primary. it would have concealed all of his many, many flaws as a person and candidate.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ah! well, nevertheless...

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

ALFbrot posted:

LaVoy Finicum's tarp

lavoy finicum's post-apocalyptic novels about driving off the government with expert quick-draw skills

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he focus grouped the pronunciation of his name and changed it, twice. call him whatever you like so long as it is at least vaguely insulting.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
jesus christ.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

So you are saying she was too good for him

it'd be very difficult finding a woman who is not too good for steve bannon, the rancid living corpse.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he was a cruel, greedy hypocrite. so, a standard republican candidate rather than an exceptional one.

this reminds me of how funny it is that mccain is dead, laid low by a heroic tumor.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
everything is real now

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ted cruz is an awful person, no doubt about it. however, he also has a merciful streak. after all, it was always within his power to film himself eating all sorts of things and putting it on youtube.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Spergin Morlock posted:

ted cruz ate a tonsil stone during one of the debates while the camera was on him

counterpoint: ted cruz eating soup, in slow motion.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Inceltown posted:

That GOP candidate who had his entire family make an ad saying not to vote for him, he's a pile of poo poo.

and then he won anyway

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it was probably a coincidence given how wrong he was about everything else in his entire life, but he absolutely did have obama pegged.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yeah, it seems like that much like the us elected the most american person, you elected the most australian.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the story of the sword of chang is still my favorite politics anecdote. jeb spent all those years without anyone ever bothering to explain his dad's dumb chiang kai shek jokes and never questioned his understanding of them. i'm not sure if he even knows now.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

zegermans posted:

Saudi Arabia threatening to 9/11 Toronto over a minor political dispute

they forget sometimes that the rest of the world still pretends they didn't fund, plan and staff 9/11.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

he didn't get fired for the meltdown, he got fired a week later and it was because his decades-long pattern of sexual harassment was made public

which is even funnier, because a month later every single american liberal began trying to normalize decades-long patterns of sexual harassment.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it was absolutely staged, and he plagiarized an obama speech for the occasion.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
dude utterly loathes black people and isn't nearly as good at hiding it as he thinks

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

Why is the charisma-less buffoon with no achievements or personal traits beyond "gay troop" and "unusual surname" getting no black support? Must be, The Black Community’s deep-seated homophobia,

he wasn't even really a troop. he didn't go through basic or tech school, they just sent this random mayor over for a 6 month photo-op. i say mayor because this overseas photo-op happened during his term as mayor. buttgieg couldn't be more of an obvious spook if he tried.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i know that's not the intended meaning, but

quote:

he wrongly concluded... because he is a law enforcement officer
is an amazing quote.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

cool dance moves posted:

Chad George Bush doesnt even bother showing up to work, gets off scot-free. Virgin John McCain diligently shows up to training and still knocks out Spanish power grids through sheer incompetence.

lol mccain's navy career mostly consisted of taking planes without asking and going off on extended vacations. it was his playground, and he could do whatever he wanted.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
apparently every so often a random goon tries to apologize to beaton and it always weirds her out.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i suppose yang is perfect for something, but the world has yet to discover what that is.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's really funny that obama won a nobel prize for not being bush when he essentially was.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
9/11 let bush to do everything he wanted unopposed. i don't know how you'd call that squandering an opportunity.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

zegermans posted:

The origins of prohibition were wives getting tired of getting beaten by their alcoholic husbands, and it was deemed more realistic to make alcohol illegal than wife beating.

surprisingly, it worked.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
we didn't, no. they did it all on their own.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
much of what he posted about obama's character was rather prescient. considering how often paradol ex was wrong about pretty much every other thing, it was probably a coincidence.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it is very possible that anyone other than bush would not have invaded iraq (ostensibly) because of 9/11.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the clintons abandoned their famous cat after getting a dog they liked better. a random staffer ended up adopting socks after the clintons left the white house.

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