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Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Sleep, I'm sure the show is just a feint to get more of our stuff blithely stolen.

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Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Turn around! We might be drinking out of the urinal for all we know.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
If we like then we'd better put a ring on it!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Half of his crew is going to the inn, the captain might leave without just us but surely he won't leave without them!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Let's enshrine ourselves!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Let's go to the tavern!

Seriously, why do we hate these random tribespeople so much when they treated us so well? Did Lone Wolf not impress on us the necessity of all the days he spent crawling through literal poo poo?

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
We're going to get fleeced, might as well go east!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Fight!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
FORD THE RIVER, none of this elementalism nonsense!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009

The_White_Crane posted:

Take the Bow and Spear, (so if we have "lose one weapon of your choice" again we can pick "not bow" as well as Six Arrows
Also take the Crystal Prism, Bottle of Rice Wine, Fish Hooks and Lantern dropping three of our meals in order to make room.

Search for Radyard at Ljama's Emporium because that sounds like a cool place.

Can't argue with this. Looks like we need to try to find some laumspur too and the emporium seems like a good spot for it.

Have we ever recovered endurance at a tavern? Seems like it's almost always an endurance sink.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Noble and lightning hand this unsuspecting fool!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
WHABAWWTUI!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Shopping is almost like looting, except we get things we might actually want!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Never pass up an opportunity to destroy a boat!

It's still strange how Braveheart will give up and lay down arms against a handful of town guards, but will charge headlong into a prepared ambush and wipe the floor with lots of armoured knights. I get that the author needs some way for plot to happen beyond "you kill everyone" but the power levels are woefully inconsistent. Maybe if that last fight was us vs. a surprised rearguard of 2 knights or so it would make more sense.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

Animal Mastery, master the Dagger, take the Laumspur and put it and one Alether into storage.

Going to go with this. Though I think you're confusing the horse's ear/background flag with the actual crossguard.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
We have a bow and we wish to use it!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Lots of fun loot in a castle!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
We have a looting opportunity and we wish to use it!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
That dog must've been Cerberus itself to stand up to us for so long. Would Animal Mastery have helped us there?

Let's go through. No guarantee that there are grates on the other side, and there's always loot behind breakable walls!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Give 'em the ol' Lhazy Eye!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
What a wholly unsurprising death.

Let's see how Elementalism manages to be useless this time!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
:goloot:

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Boss fight is always at the top, so go up.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Never heard of him or the dragons. Why can't our Sixth Sense work on the drat guard instead?

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Kai-screen.
Sword mastery.
Store dungeon key, Blue Vial, Yellow Vial, Skull-tor Wristband, Battlemap.
Take Laumspur, rope, 2 meals, flute, arrows.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Animal friendship fails us once again! Maybe examining the plants will get us leafier friends!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Take everything and the staircase. We need more sacrificial backpack items!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Wow, was Elementalism actually useful for once?

We can't resist the siren call of loot!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009

nelson posted:

Take meals and wine. Try a copper key.

Going with this.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
I've really disliked the lack of ambush warrior skeletons in this series. Have some respect for fantasy tradition!

Page 0.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Lose deliverance since it's already been used, and go for the door.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009

anakha posted:

Holy poo poo, we get to Rambo these mooks?

gently caress yes, arrow time!

I've never wanted anything so much as this in a gamebook.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
A new Discipline: Bardsmanship - We will flaut all their attacks!
New Weaponmastery: Mace
New equipment: 1x Laumspur, 2x Meals
What to put into storage: Both keys, bottle of wine - it might age well!
What to take from storage: 1x Laumspur

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
We have a bow and we wish to use it!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Jailbreak!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Drink both laumspurs and take the candle. If we can't drink the laumspurs (can't recall what the rule is about that) drop a meal and take both laumspur potions.

Wear the candle on our helmet and wield the pickaxe like a true miner as we investigate the trapdoor!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009

RudeCat posted:

Drop meal, insert beer

Hammertime

Desecrating the dead for loot is the most sacred duty of a Kai.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009

(pull the lever!)

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009

Mikl posted:

... I swear I've seen this image before. What's it from?
An old Dwarf Fortress LP. I named it "pullthelever.jpg" when I drew it so found it very appropriate.

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

Lose a Meal and use Elementalism. It'll be the flashier of the options, hopefully.

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Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Mourn my Meal; mystically murder marauding mine monsters!

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