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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

For the record: I love you Todd Gurley, carry me~

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

MrSargent posted:

Lol loving Hoyer.

Apparently you can outplay good linebackers by being so scared to both throw and run simultaneously, they all just hesitate while you run in for a touchdown

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Jetlag is a bitch? Or something??? (<- BAL DST owner)

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

the fake LMAO

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Atleast Tate just got a rare TD :unsmith:

But yea Ty Hilton and Diggs on my bench, lmao @ today

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

I love PPR, where your RB can have 16 rush yards, no TDs of any kind, and still generate 17.1 fantasy points :allears:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

what just happened to Brady's 5th TD?

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

omg Tate thanks for the insurance TD :thumbsup:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

AnacondaHL posted:

omg Tate thanks for the insurance TD :thumbsup:

Or not, holy poo poo what

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Jordy Nelson is a good football player.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Haha Jay Cutler's helmet mic isn't working, so he's running back and forth to the OC each play

Haha the Saint's pass D is atrocious

-> endzone INT

This is gonna be a shitshow

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Spoeank posted:

my boyfriend, Alvin Kamara, is looking good at least


Honestly my biggest error this season is thinking that I shouldn't overload on rookie RBs. :laffo:

tbf this season has been a statistical anomaly w.r.t. rookie RBs performance. Obviously highlighted by Hunt's record breaking numbers, but even the next 4 guys collectively have been way, way better than any group of rookie RBs ever.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Silly Burrito posted:

Two weeks in a row I should've played the Saints D. :D

Rather, anyone against Cutler and Cam should be started.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

And Todd Gurley saves yet another week's matchup :woop:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

As it turns out, Le'Veon Bell is indeed a FF monster, thanks for the insurance points :thumbsup:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Leperflesh posted:

Pats commit penalties, manage to convert a first down anyway on some good passing to amendola and white on the edges, OL looks like crap, Brady is still Brady. You can tell the tampa bay defense smells blood because they are dialing up blitzes and pressure plays. Ryan Russell is hurt. Gillislee getting red zone touches. Chris Hogan TD pass.

e. wait should I stop summarizing the game? I probably should.

Pats D bad, Bucs D bad, Pats o-line bad, Winston bad throwing, Muscle Hamster good.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

0 targets to TE so far with Gronk out

gee ya think

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Update: Nick Folk also bad

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

AnacondaHL posted:

Update: Nick Folk also bad

holy poo poo this meltdown

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

This Eagles game escalated quickly

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Missed a chance for the rec TD, run the route for the wildcat, Palmer!

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Still plenty of time for the ASJ train to get rollin. Yep. :tif:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Spoeank posted:

Yeah I am quite displeased with my large adult son

Just kidding! It's all good now :woop:

Today we are all ASJ

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Ravens D immediately with the FR + TD wombo combo lol

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

who is even left to play WR for the giants

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

It really is mind boggling why defenses keep leaving Jordy Nelson wide open in the end zone.

Oh well, more points for meee

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Ugh, that return TD counts for KC DST and Tyreek. Gonna need a monster from Diggs to salvage my week.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

OxySnake posted:

Looking forward to praying that Diggs puts up 26+ .5 ppr.

gently caress you Aaron Jones Ed Dickson and Hopkins.

Same, looking for a 8/100/1 game :sigh:

Thanks, historic throwback performance by Vinatieri and historic rookie QB Watson (yet screwing Ka'imi out of kicker points) and BS punt return TD by KC.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Put Keenum back in, toss ball to Diggs, tia

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

How the heck is it not required yet for every QB to attend a "learning how to fall" session with some MMA pros a la Carson Palmer?

RIP Rogers that blows

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

what just happened to the Redskins fumble return TD?

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

ASJ carrying me this week.

That sure is a sentence I formed with the English language.


edit: just kidding, I just looked at the Ravens DST box score, there are so many acronyms LOL

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Spoeank posted:

Get used to it friend

this is like a dreamworld

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

ESPN is so confused about how to score that last play LOL

wait, how the gently caress

"fumbled out of the endzone" in what world wtf

AnacondaHL fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Oct 15, 2017

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

This Lions Saints game is such a hilarious shitshow :laffo:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

I can't tell if ESPN is lying or of Le'Veon Bell actually has 168 ruyards and a td

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Cooper on my opp's bench, lmao

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

I mean, it is raining... but yea...

also lol Lynch

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Petition for the NFL to rename the drops statistic and track it as Coops

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Gobias Ind. posted:

Tony Romo is seriously my favourite colour commentator of all-time. He's great.

:agreed: it's actually kinda amazing how close he tiptoes the line of giving away football trade secrets

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