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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
You forgot to set a thread tag.

I mean, not that you're wrong...

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
As someone who also made a new thread by copying the OP from its old version: Hahaha, you fool. Prepare for four pages of this!

(The Toku thread, incidentally.)

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Nuns with Guns posted:

If there is too much discussion of the webcomic discussion thread, we can always sequester it in its own thread!
That might be too specific. Maybe we should make a general thread-discussion thread.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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The only woman in the image wearing a skintight body suit and doing the stereotypical back-breaking T&A pose did not make a good first impression for me.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Death Ray posted:

The fact that you did not recognize the woman in the center as being a woman is doubly damning! :bigtran:
Whoops! That's my bad.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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It's loving gorgeous, but it's been going for over a year now, something like a hundred pages, and has only just now gotten to the second phase of the first boss fight. There's no way they're going to be able to keep up that kind of quality with that kind of deliberate pace.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Venuz Patrol posted:

Minus and the rest of Ryan Armand's work is gone, unfortunately... his Monster and Vampire stories were some of my favorites
Edit Wait, it's still up on Archive.org.

Edit2 Found a semi-complete mirror of most of his old stuff, though the site does look the tiniest bit sketchy.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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After a hundred pages, it's kind of impressive to see all the ways the artist has come up with to obscure her nipples.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Speak of the Devil, and he shall appear.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Kazerad posted:

I can't! The server is imploding. Everything being in one file means people refresh after it doesn't load in ten seconds. Why did I use Flash in 2017?
You could upload it to Newgrounds, keep the noble tradition of breaking the site.

Also, lol, first post in almost a year. WB.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Nuns with Guns posted:

did gamergate finally win the war you've been fighting so hard for?
Wait, Kazerad's a GGer? Jesus Christ.

Given the comic, I'm not actually surprised. At all.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Hiveminded posted:

the kind of earnest nerd-tardation that self-loathing SA goons have learned to cringe at and hide
Poor bastard.

quote:

made up of puritanical, misogynistic, cynical rejects out of touch with reality. Oops, accidentally mentioned goons again, my bad
:mmmhmm:

quote:

God I hope k6bd updates soon.
:agreed:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Aww, ceremony, you don't have to brag like that, I already love you.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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the old ceremony posted:

see this is the problem with turning your webcomic into a game, you attract gamers
That was supposed to be a burn I bet but it's actually sound advice from one perspective.

"Changing to a new medium will bring people who will tell you exactly how you suck at that medium". Not as a good or bad thing, just a matter of fact.

Or I could be reading too much into a shitpost.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Nuns with Guns posted:

I thought everyone knew about Kazerad's famous essay where he says a nazi so bad at his job might in fact be an ally to the allies for how he hurts the nazi cause, just like all those trolls sending women death threats might in fact be helping anti-gg causes!
Link?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Literally every post in this Tumblr is a new facet in a gem of dysfunction.

quote:

People who cause problems while claiming to share our allegiances should be viewed in the same light as those openly against us, and subject to the exact same dissuasion tactics we would show them if they had declared themselves our opponent.
:airquote: dissuasion tactics :airquote:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Prequel is bad, and not even in a funny way.
Isn't your gimmick supposed to be posting bad webcomic opinions?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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BravestOfTheLamps posted:

start your own bad
webcomics thread

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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This is turning into a full-on roast. :allears:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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I'm not sure I see the distinction.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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I think it worked well as a one-off line, but keeping it going in the second paragraph instead of moving forward made it lose some of the punchiness. There's no such thing as a 'funny background event' in a written format, you have to get that effect through short, quick, off-handed descriptions.

Edit I think the fundamental difference between comics and novels is that reading the written word is an inherently linear experience. Unless you've taught yourself to do it, there's no way to comfortably 'glance through' a couple boring pages. It feel jarring. By the same token, you can't really pore over the structure and vocabulary choice in each individual sentence (unless you're a Tolkien fan, or stunningly pretentious), so there's not a lot of way to hid background detail.

A comic can draw a gun on a mantelpiece, and then have it pulled off later with no direct mention of it. In a book, there would have to be at least one line of description explicitly about the gun's existence, so the reader can end up being much more actively aware that it's important. It's just an inherent part of the medium. Most of Hallia's old gags never would have worked because by acknowledging her existence as a background character you are, inherently, arresting the primary development for a moment.

To use a clumsy metaphor, writing is a winding uphill road and comics are a parking lot. You try to drive around one the way you'd drive around the other, and you're going to have a lot of trouble getting from A to B without turning your narrative into a crumpled wreck of twisted metal.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Can we not mock someone years later for a rather dramatic and life-ruining mental breakdown?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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the old ceremony posted:

actually no i won't
As much as I'd like to hear it, I fear my imagination and the truth won't match up in a satisfying way.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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the old ceremony posted:

three people who thought they were elves
Dibs on that band name.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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You're trying way too hard these days, B.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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the old ceremony posted:

that's quite powerful but have you considered making a flash animation
I'll only read a webcomic if a catgirl cries at least once a page

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Nah, I think it means being super gay to the point that you sometimes forget that there's a plot.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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How did the mods get my selfie???

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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super sweet best pal posted:

Why do people insist on following the latest fad style

quote:

I wish more people had taken that away from the 90s Batman cartoon's aesthetics.
:discourse:

It's only not a fad because you're old.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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HorseRenoir posted:

Also it sucks that so many webcomic artists are ripping off Steven Universe, because most of their attempts to copy that style look super toothless and bland because of all the rounded edges and pastel colors. IMO, even a lot of webcomic artists who have worked on that show lack the sense of roughness and texture that Rebecca Sugar's own drawings have.
There's already a comic that pulls off "pastel colors and rounded edges".

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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The real question here is

Am I allowed to post bird porn and fart pictures

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Quick, someone complain about Questionable Content being unreasonably successful for its mediocrity!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Cat Mattress posted:

What's funny about a cat that likes lasagna but hates mondays?
I think the kids these days call it "#relatable".

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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PMush Perfect posted:

Quick, someone complain about Questionable Content being unreasonably successful for its mediocrity!

Typical Pubbie posted:

A healthy industry is where lovely artists make 6 figures while good artists make sub minimum wage, got it
Six posts! Folks, we may have a record here!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

If we're going to call any creative field healthy absolutely
Hey, at least it's not as bad as being a mangaka!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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the old ceremony posted:

my webcomic: a harrowing tale of tits, rear end, and the unspeakable place where they intersect
Ah, a Rob Liefeld comic.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Crocoswine posted:

a full body taint
Mods, please change my username to 'a full body taint', thank you, that is all.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

Penny Arcade's art probably peaked around 2008-9 or so and now it's just... weird.


I mean, it's not hideous, it's just not pleasant. (Also, that copy-paste, Christ.)



And you know he can do better.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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This reads like it's supposed to be a really on-point parody of PA/etc. comics, like something that would be done by 4chan.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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I can't think of anything nice to say about any of that.

Edit: Oh, wait. Child's Play is a thing that I'm glad exists. So, reluctantly, I am by extension glad that PA exists.

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