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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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if there is anything I wanted more of, it is characters in a tweet. thanks everyone. I cant wait

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Aug 11, 2008



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its not transparent, drug lords can throw bags of drugs over the wall and kill people

eonwe
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we went from 'White Man's Burden' to 'White Man is Burdened'

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quote:

Accidental comedienne.

:jerkbag:

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triple sulk posted:

switch desperately needs jrpgs like real bad

might just buy xc2 outta desperation. i kinda wanna go fully digital because switching carts is annoying but i also like owning the physical games too

they need jrpgs and they need loving link to the past virtual console, holy poo poo nintendo, why won't you allow me to just give you money

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i dont know what it is, but it has rick and morty and i like it

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mrbradlymrmartin posted:

just play the snes cart buddy :)

i can't take a snes cart with me and play it in my car

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Schnorkles posted:

our junior application testing engineer forgot to disable the tear down portion of the test suite he ran on a demo system we put up for a client this morning and blew up all the test data and my morning was filled with fielding very angry phone calls

hire me

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Aug 11, 2008



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snowflakes lmbo

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lol alabama still likes taking a big dump and then eating that dump

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Mayor Dave posted:

don't forget the byob expatriates

post in both the yob and the trump thread

namaste

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Aug 11, 2008



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the country would be an objectively better place if you shut down twitter and facebook today, but then someone would just make a twitbook or something and we'd be back to sucking

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Schnorkles posted:

good news everyone, i have transcended my meat prison and now exist purely in the realm of posting consciousness

lol butts

if you remain a virgin until you are 30 then you can become a posting wizard

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triple sulk posted:

i remember when youtube was basically a thing that existed solely for myspace

i remember having to buffer youtube

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wow that made me unreasonably angry

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jerry seinfel posted:

Lol I'm gonna spend Sunday with my girlfriend's big New York Very Italian family and some of them are huge dotard lovers

Guarantee they're gonna be all aboard Trump's tax plan and think they're gonna be "doin great baby"

they're not smart, OP

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SKULL.GIF posted:

It's not so much that the thread is relaxed and not taking things seriously as it is a few people doing their absolute best to flood the thread with as much white noise as they can

*raises paw*

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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i wont be happy until megyn kelly is a wal-mart greeter

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zegermans posted:

Every argument with coworkers/family:


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stephen miller is...bad. my hot take

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estate tax is a big deal among dumb poor rurals for some reason

I would carpool with some people to college every day, and they were insanely opposed to the estate tax. They had a real opinion on it, despite the fact there is no way they'd EVER need to worry about it

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leaky pisstape

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Koalas March posted:

It's leaking. That's why the dnd Trump thread is closed

is it not because its probably a bad thread

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the piss tape is real

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trump is bad

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lets give people drivers licenses as long as they know the theory behind how to drive a car, even if they don't know the process

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mueller if you are reading this u are good and cool

namaste

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john mccain's tumor is an excellent senator

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why cant the US start hiring shills to gently caress up Russia

i would be insanely all about that

the being hired to do that part

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mormonpartyboat posted:

[sarah sanders voice]: actually, our respect for the jewish people is as plain as the nose on your face

[sarah sanders voice]: trump wasn't talking about megyn kelly's menstrual cycle, thats clear to me. period.

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us government people hire me

im ane xperienced internet warrior. im a veteran of many console wars. ill be a valued asset to fighting the russians ont he internet. namate

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thank you all, for the votes of confidence

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The Nastier Nate posted:

I feel like there's a right wing talking point, something about the left doesn't care when some people benefit more than others when it comes to single payer healthcare for middle class vs poor Americans, but they sure care about some (disgustingly rich) hardworking Americans benefiting more than others for tax reform.
Someone help me refine this so I can grift some Fox News viewers.

just be white and make up a story about how you lost your job or you got maced by antifa or something and put up a gofundme

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Sojenus posted:

oh so on the topic of price and effective leadership:

i work in a department under HHS and late last thursday after regular work hours an e-mail was sent out about a mandatory training re: "information security" (LEEEEKS) that had to be completed by the end of friday

the training was a link to a youtube video

also there was no way to confirm you watched it, and the department had to send an e-mail out telling everyone they checked and it was actually real and that they had no prior warning about this

lol

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Epic High Five posted:

I thought you guys would appreciate my tire issues and the humorous numerology surrounding them

i think its, nice

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Office Pig posted:

there is no piss tape

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ban this sick filth

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Schnorkles posted:

hey eonwe what are u playin as of late

battlefield 1, middle earth shadow of mordor, stardew valley

also golf story and picross

soon: destiny 2 pc, mario odyssey and wolfenstein 2

how about u?

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Al! posted:

im playing breath of the wild rn i cut down an apple tree with a bomb, pretty good stuff

did you know you can cook the wood

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