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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
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i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Short female here and I'm not sexually attracted to any man under 6'1". If I wanted a woman I would date one, Sorry.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

hard counter posted:

all the talls (6'2" +) i know are supremely chill irl

why is this thread so bad
Because it goes against your specific confirmation bias?
Who is this guy? It must suck that generations from now your likeness will be most remembered for looking like a total bitch next to the President.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

hard counter posted:

all the talls (6'2" +) i know are supremely chill irl

why is this thread so bad

We're chill irl but assholes online

that's why

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

i like that posted:

Short female here and I'm not sexually attracted to any man under 6'1". If I wanted a woman I would date one, Sorry.

Hello

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
You should be able to add every inch over the national average your dick is too your height

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


did anyone kiss him cause that seems like the natural reaction to the Lyndon Lean

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

mind the walrus posted:

Because it goes against your specific confirmation bias?

Who is this guy? It must suck that generations from now your likeness will be most remembered for looking like a total bitch next to the President.

lindon b johnson was another idiot that thought getting in peoples faces was a big sign of power and what are you going to do not get out of the POTUS's way when he descends on you like some kind of condor?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Robo Reagan posted:

lindon b johnson was another idiot that thought getting in peoples faces was a big sign of power and what are you going to do not get out of the POTUS's way when he descends on you like some kind of condor?

A literal dick-waving weirdo who used his height to try and intimidate people.
And along came Kennedy.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

i like that posted:

Short female here and I'm not sexually attracted to any man under 6'1". If I wanted a woman I would date one, Sorry.

You must have a wonderful personality.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Former DILF posted:

did anyone kiss him cause that seems like the natural reaction to the Lyndon Lean

no but one time lyndon attempted it on a man with back problems and physically couldn't recoil when he suddenly reared at him and lyndon mistook him for the hardest son of a bitch he'd ever met

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
why do all height threads in gbs go really long? what about the topic compels the gbs-style psyche?

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe

Ocean Book posted:

why do all height threads in gbs go really long? what about the topic compels the gbs-style psyche?

we need to confirm that certain immutable characteristics we were born with do in fact make us better or worse than other people

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

hard counter posted:

no but one time lyndon attempted it on a man with back problems and physically couldn't recoil when he suddenly reared at him and lyndon mistook him for the hardest son of a bitch he'd ever met

I'd head butt the president and then get shot by secret service but worth it

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Ocean Book posted:

why do all height threads in gbs go really long? what about the topic compels the gbs-style psyche?

Overcompensation. :iiaca:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Ocean Book posted:

why do all height threads in gbs go really long? what about the topic compels the gbs-style psyche?

Perhaps it's a substitution for dick size which would immediately derail into le gaydom?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

fruit on the bottom posted:

You must have a wonderful personality.

Sorry about your feelings, pint size.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ocean Book posted:

why do all height threads in gbs go really long? what about the topic compels the gbs-style psyche?
Because everyone has a hot take.

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
i'm 6'2 my younger brother is 6'6 and he's built to add to that

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Dr. Heart Collapse posted:

i'm 6'2 my younger brother is 6'6 and he's built to add to that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9d9UrK0Jsw

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

lol he told me that he watched all of the episodes to game of thrones and i haven't seen a single episode

he doesn't live with us but started visiting more frequently then he did which is why i didn't know

so ya he told me to check it out and i was going to anyway

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Heart Collapse posted:

i'm 6'2 my younger brother is 6'6 and he's built to add to that

Younger siblings are often taller, it's something that happens in nature to make sure the older ones don't kill them.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Sorry about your feelings, pint size.

I said she had a wonderful personality.


Yours is like the unsweetened corn flakes of personality.

Sarah Cenia
Apr 2, 2008

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
I'm 6'7", suck it, nerds.
My head just about touches the roof of any car. Long distance driving hurts my legs.
It's impossible to find fitting clothes/shoes without going online.
People always ask me if i play basketball.
My back and knees often hurt.
Tables are too low.
My feet hang off of beds.
Nothing is made to accommodate my height.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Achtane posted:

I'm 6'7", suck it, nerds.
My head just about touches the roof of any car. Long distance driving hurts my legs.
It's impossible to find fitting clothes/shoes without going online.
People always ask me if i play basketball.
My back and knees often hurt.
Tables are too low.
My feet hang off of beds.
Nothing is made to accommodate my height.

Yeah, cuz most stuff is built around...5 foot 8 being the average, I guess.

DangerZoneDelux
Jul 26, 2006

Achtane posted:

I'm 6'7", suck it, nerds.
My head just about touches the roof of any car. Long distance driving hurts my legs.
It's impossible to find fitting clothes/shoes without going online.
People always ask me if i play basketball.
My back and knees often hurt.
Tables are too low.
My feet hang off of beds.
Nothing is made to accommodate my height.

Oddball shoes in Portland has a decent selection. It's not as great as it used to be but at least you can order from them online. You are an inch taller than I am and when I talk to someone your height or taller I'm like holy poo poo is this what it's like to have to look up and talk to me? Because it sucks.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Ocean Book posted:

why do all height threads in gbs go really long? what about the topic compels the gbs-style psyche?

It's all some people have

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://i.imgur.com/b3x5bEy.mp4

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im 6 foot 2 and look like a viking but most importantly my cock is 8 inches long

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
My cock can extend far beyond human limitations

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Achtane posted:

I'm 6'7", suck it, nerds.
My head just about touches the roof of any car. Long distance driving hurts my legs.
It's impossible to find fitting clothes/shoes without going online.
People always ask me if i play basketball.
My back and knees often hurt.
Tables are too low.
My feet hang off of beds.
Nothing is made to accommodate my height.

gently caress low tables forever. At least with airplane seats you can kinda painfully wedge your knees into the crevices between the seats to try to fit but low tables force you to look like a total jerkoff. You just can't look cool with low tables

Evil Agita fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Oct 1, 2017

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Achtane posted:

Long distance driving hurts my legs.

Uh this happens to everyone lurch

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
serious question: how much ugliness can you get away with if you're a tall dude? like what is the rate at which being good looking loses importance relative to height? if you're 6'5 but look like james damore do girls just start masturbating over your gentle giant dna and ignore the fact that your whole face is just a nose or whats the deal

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
it really makes me hate women when they can't just be honest about how what they really want is a tall guy. i mean im 5'11 which isn't like MEGA short but i've still been shot down so many times for being "small" (not my dick tho heh heh) by girls who I'm still at least a couple inches taller than. i just flip the table and go "CMONN!!" and they dont call me again!

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Secular Humanist posted:

serious question: how much ugliness can you get away with if you're a tall dude? like what is the rate at which being good looking loses importance relative to height? if you're 6'5 but look like james damore do girls just start masturbating over your gentle giant dna and ignore the fact that your whole face is just a nose or whats the deal

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe

oh i wasn't saying he himself is tall.

but GOD drat that nose poor son of a bitch

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
If you can get a job at google i'm sure you can afford a rhinoplasty v0v

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
the men on either side are SNACKS though dayum

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Mum tiny, so what

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Secular Humanist posted:

it really makes me hate women when they can't just be honest about how what they really want is a tall guy. i mean im 5'11 which isn't like MEGA short but i've still been shot down so many times for being "small" (not my dick tho heh heh) by girls who I'm still at least a couple inches taller than. i just flip the table and go "CMONN!!" and they dont call me again!

5'11 SHORT YOU'VE got to be kidding me.
JesUS CHRIST. :suicide:

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