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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
But the spookiest thing of all

*holds flashlight up to chin*

WAS THAT THE DLC WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE DISK

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I've narrowed the field and I find myself left with two imperfect games.

Godhand problems:
Isn't Bloodborne

Bloodborne problems:
Isn't Godhand


Sadly it seems the only perfect game is one called Godbloodhandborne, which only exists in my brain.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Help Im Alive posted:

Didn't Skyrim come out like 200 years ago why haven't they made a new one

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
My copy of Last Window came in from some place called 'Europe' (sp?)



What's this?



I don't think I've found a handwritten note in a game I've bought since like, the mid-nineties.



Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Help Im Alive posted:

It's been a long time since I played Last Window but I think there was a puzzle that required you to open a sealed part of the instruction manual, maybe it's got something to do with that (or it's probably just that guy's notes but there's an ingame journal you can draw on so idk what his deal is)

e: oh i didn't see the manual is right there, my post makes no sense

Yeah, just looks like notes. I see the sealed puzzle in the manual though which I have already decided I'm too dumb to do.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I'm playing through Snake Eater a mere uh, 13 years after it came out, and I just want to go on record as saying I feel like a guy wearing a completely insulated crazy space/fire/dc comics firefly suit would in fact not show up on thermal.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
He should've had a BB gun

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Help Im Alive posted:

I remember telling my dad mgs3 is cool and he seemed interested because I said it's set during the cold war then he got mad at me when I started talking about the guy who can shoot bees out of his mouth

Why did he think they all had to do those Duck and Cover drills? That wasn't gonna do poo poo if a nuke dropped, but it might get you out of the way of bees or Rip van Winkle.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Heihachi didn't go far enough. Confirm the kill.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
My bank won't approve a loan to buy enough micro-transactions to get Shadow of War's true ending.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

chumbler posted:

What if...

both the assassins and templars are wrong?

A secret third group is correct, and now they resell you all the previous games but from the third point of view.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

In Training posted:

Splatoon 2 got a new map just now so congrats on Splatoon 2 for winning Game of the Month 4 months running.

That's the dead game with no NA Splatfests right?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Just wait for next year's up-res'd version of the game board.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

In Training posted:

Bethesda has never made a good game. This is not debatable. Don't loving at me.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I was in Scotland a couple months ago and boy if you hate the sun have I got a place for you.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Fallout 4 is about replicants but there is no subtlety on any level because it's Fallout loving 4.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I feel like people complain about all that, but they still buy it so as far as devs are concerned people do like them and they're just vocal idiots.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Oh man a new Number 1 Kiss Boy video called THE SIXTY DOLLAR MYTH I bet this is topical.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Other real countries are in fact beginning to go after lootboxes/gachas, like China.


gently caress we're behind China of all places.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Help Im Alive posted:

What do you do with a video game house

I put a juke box in mine with this song on repeat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb0P9jHV8dQ

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Pay .99 USD to buy One (1) Mario Party Mini-Game Skip Item

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Mr. FF15 made sure Parasite Eve is literally dead and buried and will never be enjoyed by anyone again in any form.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Speaking of HD rereleases I really don't want to have to import Dragon's Crown PS4 (but I will)

Atlus please

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

exquisite tea posted:

All SC2s were pretty good games, it's definitely the most blessed of acronyms.

And so the wait for Star Citizen 2 begins.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Cowcaster posted:

not many people can claim to have figured out the wall-jump in galaga, but i was the first

But you can, and you say it outloud everyday to people in your college class?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Kanfy posted:

Agreed, sexy ant ladies are woefully underrepresented.

Next EDF gonna be weird.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

VideoGames posted:

Also: goodness!! I thought Horizon was pretty large!

In terms of size and pointless collectothons Horizon Zero Dawn was made with people who have godlike restraint compared to most other open world games. It only gets bigger from there!

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/920153833992478720

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
If I ever hit the powerball you'd better believe we're getting a Wet 2.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Is that the Divine Cybermancy one?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
lusopizzacutter.jpeg


edit: I always thought the snarks in Half-life were dumb. Like maybe they'll attack the enemy, or no one, or you, or fall through the level. Can't wait to find out!

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Human ultra-experience database - Develop a world-wide digital database cataloguing different types of supranormal experiences, with the goal of creating proprietary algorithms to find detailed patterns and correlate them with other academic research.

Brain-computer interface technology - Explore new approaches for the use of sophisticated technologies to promote direct brain to computer interfaces.

Engineering the space-time metric - Develop next-generation aerospace propulsion technologies, using a concept referred to as metric engineering, which uses advanced math modelling techniques, providing a technology base to the Aerospace Division for future products.

Telepathy - Explore the location in the brain where this phenomenon is centered, and develop protocols for its enhancement and use.



Updates

Fmr. Manager of DOD Aerospace Threat Program: “UFOs are Real”

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
loving finally someone is 'exploring the location of the brain where telepathy comes from'

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
When Blink-182 unlocks the full power of my latent mental capabilities you're going to feel like fools.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
FFXIII starts with God Jr. killing God thereby depriving you of the chance. Pretty lame tbh.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Wait sorry are they putting pilots in these?


That seems...needlessly dangerous.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
The Saboteur

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I'm loving dying at this stupid rear end top heavy robot just falling over instantly


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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

gently caress if I know, MHG is the first MH game I've played. Sorry if saying a thing the series is known for happens to be unfun because it wrests control from the player is somehow a contentious statement.

Playing out the action you input into the controller is in fact the exact opposite of wresting control away from the player?

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