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Boiled Water posted:Microsoft azure fun and games: if you don’t have access rights to create vms or compute instances but do have access to azure data bricks it will do fun stuff like i recently found out much to my confusion that IAM roles which delegate contributor for specific components (e.g. Data Factory) do not delegate permissions to register the required resource provider. so if you delegate these kinda perms someone with the subscription-level Contributor role needs to register the providers first otherwise your users cant do poo poo. kinda obtuse imo
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Gazpacho posted:nb: eric lundgren is a bullshitter this is incredible but i wonder how lundgren pulled that sweet PR campaign that got him looking as the poor underdog victim? it can't have been his own doing because based on those e-mails he sounds like an actual idiot. maybe the media just leaned in on it way too hard?
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Apr 28, 2018 17:57
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Maximum Leader posted:almost, if only he was erik instead of eric. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw
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Apr 28, 2018 18:20
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Apr 28, 2018 19:44
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lol naderite that sounds exceptionally stupid and i don't want to know what it means
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Apr 28, 2018 20:38
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hobbesmaster posted:everyone needs to click through to this, this is bitcoiner level "mycrimes.pdf" if you just want to read hosed up e-mails this search is good: https://www.google.com/search?newwi.....0.XdepOr-4gzM
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Apr 28, 2018 21:10
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why the gently caress do my win server 2016 core machines want to install a silverlight update via windows update which obviously wont install and breaks automatic updating because it keeps getting hung up on it?
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Apr 30, 2018 12:12
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this is in my home lab/network. no wsus just going straight to windows update
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May 1, 2018 02:19
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if VS code could replicate the exact syntax highlighting that powershell ISE uses then i'd switch in a heartbeat. i'm not even sure if it's possible because ISE does some magic to highlight cmdlets properly as well as things like expression expansion inside quoted strings
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May 11, 2018 17:03
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pram posted:powershell lol if you're touching microsofts and don't know it then 
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May 11, 2018 17:25
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i'm really enjoying the eternal struggle between microsoft and intel where every time (and i mean EVERY time) microsoft release a major win10 update the NIC teaming functionality in intel ANS breaks. usually intel releases a new version 1-2 weeks later which fixed it but holy gently caress, intel and/or microsoft must be seriously loving something up in the OS networking space because it has broken like clock-work 5-6 times now
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May 11, 2018 18:14
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graph posted:forever cursed what why? im doing straight dope 802.3ad LACP to a properly configured cisco catalyst, everything perfect and when it works it works great. wait unless you mean "teaming on windows is cursed" then yeah mega agreedo
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May 11, 2018 18:43
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:For like... 5 years straight Windows was unable to support LACP and tagged vlans at the same time what natively or like, at all? doesn't bother me as i just tag on the switch.
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May 12, 2018 14:47
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:Its kinda a pisser if you are mounting storage and lan fabrics on a converged/blade platform. Also made Hyper-V implementations suck rear end the lack of native support in the OS is really the main issue imo. because of this each hardware vendor has provided the functionality via their drivers and ofc they did a really poo poo job of it.
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May 12, 2018 15:32
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:I got it for free from work while my good and proper mbp early 2015 is getting fixed, so it’s probably whatever they had spare at the time lol that makes it even worse.
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it's funny and immensely annoying that microsoft just do not give a single gently caress about any of your settings and whenever you install a win10 update (or whatever the creator/spring updates are called) they get reset to defaults. couple examples:
there's probably more examples however those are the only ones i remember. imo the reason this poo poo happens is because microsoft are lazy assholes and don't want to test regression and poo poo for different configurations so they just reset your settings to default this garbage aside, i've never seen a single ad on my machine once however im not sure if that's because ive got pro or if i changed some setting (or both)
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Lambert posted:Plenty of ads even with Pro. After a fresh install, the start menu is littered with ads for apps and Cortana will bug you regularly to entice you to use it (or connect Spotify to Cortana). And Explorer will bug you about upgrading to a paid OneDrive storage plan if you use it. The lock screen will present ads for new games. yeah idk i guess i musta opted out or something because i have never seen a single ad ever. however turns out i havent actually upgraded to 1803 yet so brb edit: ok yeah still nothing. im using full-screen start menu if that matters? otherwise i guess you're doing it wrong Pile Of Garbage fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Jun 1, 2018 |
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Boiled Water posted:Do you have a suggested app in your start menu? That's an ad ive never seen any suggested apps in my start menu.
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full screen start menu owns. nice big buttons so you can launch your poo poo, just pin your poo poo and then you can slap winkey and click your app.
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Jun 1, 2018 17:05
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:Is it actually starting the defrag job? I've never seen Windows attempt to defrag remote storage or VMDKs. Are you mounting through the NIC? doesn't really matter. the "right-click, properties -> tools -> optimise" dialog lists defrag schedules based on querying the task scheduler. they're one in the same. and yeah, the jobs launch defrag against the target volume
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Chalks posted:Although since most windows installations aren't cross locale multi user, "settable separately" does not mean "always has to be configured in multiple places" for any reason besides bad design. have you used windows at all? upon install language and regional settings are set at the system level and for single user systems that is perfectly fine. however options are available to configure language and regional settings per user if the need arises but if it doesn't then you don't care. i'm getting deja vu here were you the same idiot that complained about powershell execution policy?
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Chris Knight posted:office 365 is loving garbage like holy poo poo office 365 is better than having to janitor on-prem exchange/sharepoint/skype. also you don't have to worry about storage because they give you stupid amounts (enterprise e3 gives you a 100GB exchange mailbox plus unlimited archive mailbox). however if your clients don't have office 2013 minimum then yeah it's hosed (it works and is supported but no modern auth support is just an extremely huge pain in the rear end).
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Chris Knight posted:I don't give a gently caress about cjing some exchange server or claude storage, I'm talking end user experience. perfectly good outlook features are gone, excel runs like poo poo on the same files I was using perfectly fine 2 weeks ago before I got upgraded etc. sounds like you hosed up, those outlook features are client side and your document is also client side. are you maybe conflating o365 with office 2016 or something?
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OldAlias posted:broken Windows theory
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SYSV Fanfic posted:I ran some massive powershell script then uninstalled every smart tile and windows app I could. The only ad I've seen is the warning that I've got a perfectly cromulent browser already installed when looking for chrome. lmao that script is loving garbage. it's incredibly poorly written and structured in a way that makes it extremely obtuse. the script proper has no named parameters defined in a Param() block and instead loops through $args and then does dumb poo poo. this is so stupid i'm actually mad. also many of the settings it changes are dubious whilst others are really more personal preference stuff and only applicable to the neckbeard which wrote it.
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i installed the latest update just earlier and apart from taking a comical amount of time to actually install (better part of an hour for the pre-reboot background installation and then a good 15 minutes post-reboot) it's more of the same really. the usual settings got nuked (only one i remember is scheduled defrag config) and my intel NIC teaming completely broke but that always happens and usually gets fixed when intel release new software (i'm sure the blame is split 50-50 between microsoft and those shiftless fucks at intel for the debacle that is teaming/VLANs with intel NICs on win10). i kinda like the idea of your phone, being able to access my photos without mucking around would be noice but lol it's not working oh and cinci mushroom dingus or whatever it really sounds like you hosed something up lol
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Oct 3, 2018 14:26
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cinci zoo sniper posted:sound control panel communications settings reset, audio settings in uwp menu changed, much like microphone privacy settings decided to check this, my sound device settings came across completely unmolested. ymmv with this update i guess
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just had a BSOD, gonna quote my lovely twitter because i'm lazy: https://twitter.com/GarbageDotNet/status/1047519776795316225 haven't had a BSOD in a long time so kinda suspicious but w/e lol
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i know, but which ones!?!?! it's all of them isn't it
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SRQ posted:windows 10 has a bug where on a specific system i used, when i used a program to write an image to a 3.5 inch floppy for an old computer lmfao wth
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anyone here know how to switch windows server 2016 from Long-Term Servicing Channel to Semi-Annual Channel? i've just discovered the servers in my home lab are on the latter and i want the latest+
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:don't do this to yourself dsyp
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i think i worked it out anyway: basically i'm hosed and if i want to get onto the semi-annual channel i have to deploy new 1803 servers. good job microsoft you interminable fucks!!!
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today i noticed that there's no "Caps lock is on" message for the Bitlocker password entry dialogue, not sure if this is a change in 1809 or whether i just never noticed it. this is a pita because consumer wireless keyboards these days don't have any indicator LEDs on them at all
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Oct 23, 2018 10:45
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Krankenstyle posted:it's a pain in the rear end that there is a gui indicator that common hardware lacks? no i'm saying it isn't there. learn to read flakeloaf posted:treesize pro is the cat's bananas and i use it daily yeah but are you paying for it? lol
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if you're in the infrastructure space above sharepoint then sharepoint online in o365 is a loving godsend. gently caress janitoring sharepoint servers. ofc if you're in the developer space inside sharepoint then you're still hosed.
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does mongodb still have no password by default? can't stop thinking bout all those public instances listening on 0.0.0.0 with no password 
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windows server 1809 (semi-annual channel) is available in visual studio subscriptions (MSDN) but the provided product key doesn't work. it lists the same key as for 1803 which is what you'd kinda expect but apparently it's a "server 2016" key and 1809 is "server 2019" so it doesn't work. basically microsoft hosed up pivoting to this new service channel arrangement much like everything else they've done in recent memory
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