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well why not posted:much more ergonomic if you have a very firm beer gut or some sort of cyst Someone needed to make the beer gut guitar.
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BonHair posted:I remember seeing the singer from Hatesphere selling one or more guitars explicitly because his beer belly wasn't compatible with them. I want to say he said something about playing flying V's exclusively because of it... *searches Reverb for a Flying V. edit: This video is great. When your boob hangs over your Strat, it's impossible to look cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoR-OcXIKWg duodenum fucked around with this message at 16:56 on May 19, 2020 |
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GreatGreen posted:I hate these people. So, you looked past all the self deprecating humor and outlandish silliness like "bacon flavored" and "fans for my sweaty manboobs" and THIS is your conclusion? I pity your family, they're stuck with your humorless, bitter rear end.
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Actuary X posted:Oh yes. Tell us more about this magnificent creature.
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I just realized that BC Rich’s “Widow” style headstock is actually a little ball sack there in the negative space.
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BonHair posted:You know how you sometimes want to play Megadeth unplugged but still look cool? Look no further! Why is that in the Stupid Music poo poo thread? 
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What the heck, you guys cant hear Cliff on Ktulu? I went back to my old poo poo and he's all over it, that wah in the bass is unmistakable. His scream is like the beast they're singing about. Not everything has to Korn scooped to be metal.
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You guys have heard of the run of the mill Super Strat, but have you seen the Super DUPER Strat? HSS? HSH? How about SHSHS! https://reverb.com/item/37011078-sa...-series-gig-bag
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oh dear
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The Muppets On PCP posted:you get the cheesy 80s stereo chorus plus an obnoxious gain channel
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BonHair posted:I know this account has been posted before (it's good), but look at this relic job: https://www.instagram.com/p/CK9a3EaMmo1/?igshid=1vel6ku4yhlyd I love it.
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My favorite comment.
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https://youtu.be/Eg9YzgEKnig edit: url parsing/embedding broken? [video type=“YouTube”]Eg9YzgEKnig[/video] duodenum fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Mar 5, 2021 |
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For some reason, pedals go right to left.
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In Telecaster news: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSiCW3-5i3k
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How are you listening to it? Headphones, FRFR or PA speaker?
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Agreed about IRs, I have York’s Mesa 4x12 V2 IR, it loving howls and it sounds better than anything stock on the Mooer GE100 or Pod Go (through an Alto PA speaker and flat headphones). So much variation even with an IR pack like that, different mics, mic combinations, mic placements. Has an absolutely huge impact on tone. I want to buy more of York’s stuff but I know I’ll just go down a tone rabbit hole and not actually practice guitar!
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syntaxfunction posted:? We know it’s cool to hate Gibson, but this cool poster means Toni Iommi and Jerry Cantrell are famous people nobody cares about.
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GreatGreen posted:Jesus whoever let Joe buy those sunglasses should be slapped. As a pathetic late Gen X, early Millennial blues dad myself, I can say that Joe is devastatingly uncool, but tries really loving hard, and we ignore all that mostly because he has some great chops.
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GreatGreen posted:This con is the most boomer poo poo ever, wow. Nah, Boomers have retirement accounts. They didn’t have to deal with that 401k bullshit. They’d have to get an advance on their annuity or something.
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but if your amp is “flubby” in the bass, just EQ that poo poo on the way in, and/or EQ that poo poo the loop, right?
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Elissimpark posted:Did it chug? Needed a little help. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8ao5xJy/
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I know you guys love Steve Vai so I wanted to mention that Joe Bonamossa had him on his Nerdville YouTube interview show. It was fun to have in in the background while I did dishes, and Vai talked a bit about his lessons with Satch back in the day. Like, Joe told Steve to learn the notes on the neck for the next lesson but Steve didn’t so Joe just sent him home in disgust. Joe was a hard rear end, I think Kirk said the same thing.
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Thumposaurus posted:Blues lawyers are a dying market gotta get the next big demographic the punk lawyer. Green Day kids with skinny jeans, wallet chains, and black eyeliner are lawyers now?
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I have a cock ‘n balls gym sock you can borrow, op.
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You should go wearing black robes and corpse paint, sing all your backing vocals in a death metal growl, and make your vocalist translate your demonic growled comments between songs. Like your main band is Cryptic Coroner from South Central Poland and this is a side gig that you’re just barely prepared for.
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I was going to mention PG, he’s a lovable goofball.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Pg is chaotic good, Vai is lawful neutral, and yngwie is chaotic evil So we need DND alignments for EVH, Buckethead, John Petrucci, and Satch.
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Seems like “To Be With You” was just blessed by the MTV brass when rock/metal ballads were all the rock that made it to heavy MTV rotation outside of Handbangers ball. Silent Lucidity, More Than Words, Don’t Cry, Winds of Change, Love of a Lifetime (Firehouse), Home Sweet Home, etc (I’m a late Gen X who graduated HS in 1992 and lived it.)
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I respect the poo poo out of the skill, but I don’t spend any time trying to “get” Abasi and the 17/3 time signature crew. Just not worth it when there’s so much other music (that doesn’t suck) to listen to.
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Don't forget bug spray.
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It's definitely an April fools joke, you gaslighting wise guys.
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Middle neck has 7 tuning pegs and only 6 pole pieces on the pickups. What a poseur.
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It's not just straight-forward wankery, true wankers gently caress with time signatures so much that it's actively hostile to the casual listener. Oh, I keep stumbling over myself trying to "get" your wankery? Nah, no thanks. again, this abomination https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vswDu3IlUbg
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massive spider posted:idk what hes cancelled for or whatever he's just a font of incredibly tacky bullshit. hes nu metal David Brent. Chapman's "pudgy Englishman with dreadlocks" era was violently cringeworthy
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snoot posted:the worst music I'd ever heard. I'll have you know that Ten Summoners Tales got me laid twice.
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