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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Bleusilences posted:

It's because they are using electronic to their full power 24/7 and not only the individual unit need to be fed power, some of it will be wasted and become heat so they need intricate cooling system. So it need power not only for the unit themselves but also for the A/C system to make sure they won't overheat and keep the humidity down.

has any buttcoin scam tried to say it uses waste heat to boil water to generate power so it can mine more coins to make more waste heat for boiling....

I want to see buttcoiners argue that perpetual motion is possible.

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

comedyblissoption posted:

even if bitcoin somehow only ever used sustainable energy sources, this would just mean it's displacing others from being able to use sustainable energy sources

Buttcoiners are a stupid version the paper clip making AI problem, except they're too stupid and too powerless to get to the step of using a whole planet/star/galaxy to mine butts.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
probably late to the party, but what the gently caress is the Crypto category on twitch. video thumbnails look like theyre just price charts and a facecam, are these just stupid truebelievers hoping to get bits(aka something thats worth real money) and butts as they have a hours long butt lecture/rant?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

BigBadSteve posted:

From the linked article:

"Although the mushroom isn't strong enough to power a device, researchers say several of them could build up enough electrical current to light up an LED."

One LED. Yes, that's the carbon emissions problem solved for sure, no worries. Of course, bitcoin miners already use solar power anyway because they're so environmentally responsible.

I wonder if any bitcoin true believer anywhere in the world is honest enough to admit that they don't give a flying gently caress about anyone or anything but their try-to-get-rich-quick-&-gently caress-you agenda.

I hope Butt'ers remember that Mythbusters did a free energy episode and they then spend 1000 K$ of poo poo fiat money to buy wires and get free energy from the Earth's magnetic field.
(or they set their house on fire making that cool propane wheel thing or they try perpetual motion machines)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
the tiny "we buy gold and silver" booth at the mall has a sign that says they also buy and sell butts.

well thats my butts in the wild story.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

this reminds me of the new worse host for Extra Credits having an episode about bideogames using the block chain for something and their stupid example was some vendor trash in MMOs or something.

Ah yes i want to have my inventory slowdown loading a petabyte sized item description.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

A rational actor will honor your word that you have lots of Bitcoins and that you will pay them back once the internet is back up. It's in their best interest to be honest

what if they have a print out of all the 0s and 1s? ever think of that?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
the email using decimals and having the wrong place for the $ ; 20.000$ for $20K makes this seem like some so foreigner trying to scam some butts, even with something as notable as this can the US really do anything?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Was sub 3K the big theshold the thread was waiting for? Or is that the new one because 4k was suppose to be the "floor" before the floor rotted out and broke away again.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
so how stupid are the founders of the buttcoin exchange Gemini are? WNYC had a interview with them(and some athor of a coinz book) and sounded like they had to really HOD back on their true emotions/opinons on their buttz.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Donnie makes butts crash so I can buy more of them and when they go up up up again I can hod more of them.

NUMBERS go up CHANGE OR DONT CHANGE MANITUDE AND/OR VECTOR

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
coinzer are like techbros and just reinvent gov. but worse.

also they believe they're badass enough to be the king of the corpse pile instead of one of the bodies or the slaves/serfs.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
is there any shitcoin thats actually called shitcoin?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
lol at Science Friday still having one buttcoiner calling in and going "its THEFUTURE!!!!"

(god I remember last year or two where they got a few coinerz before the crash)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
i hope this is a timeline where warming russian permafrost leads to a massive methan sinkhole explosion and takes out a buttmining op.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

what % of DNA do buttcoiners have in common with crabs?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
you can use toilet paper for things though.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

what about an NFT that points to a set that contains all NFTs?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
how do NFT's deal with stuff that has that super pink color that most monitors cant even display.

what about NFT's for uncomputable numbers or the concept of THE ENTIRE sequence of some irrational number?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
this is from a few pages ago, but that new coin that uses empty space on drives reminds me of the shortest self replicating program contest and how a program of nothing won one year and then they amended the rules to not have that happen again.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
just help find larger prime numbers or other numbers for mathematicians.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

LanceHunter posted:

He needs to roll it out as part of his plan to cut US carbon emissions by 50%.

this would be a great honeypot to reveal all the dumb succlibs that fair weather environmentalists that care more about bank account numbers than climate temp numbers.

e: also can a coin thats the opposite of the empty drives . completely filled drives be made?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
its not fin/stonk or other money stuff, but reddit and 4chan try to be batman galaxy bean detectives every time a shooting or terrorism happens and are often wrong in the hours, days or weeks of the event. ( and i'm pretty sure DAs might be saying that true crime fans are ruining cases)

its hard to predict things, especial the future, "The Goon Consensus", other internet hiveminds, people ingeneral are wrong.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
its like the classic SA meme about that chess tournament and the one dude that that doesnt know how to even play chess but with money numbers.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Rectal Death Deft posted:


By 2033 Bitcoin will become sentient. It will not be kind.


so Buttcoin is Roko's basilisk?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
only new MAGA chuds buy coin.

old school chuds buy Iraqi Dinar because if enough FREEDOM happens in the middle east, the tons of dinar they bough and hold will be worth a trillion trillion .....trillion US dollars.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
the thing that annoys me about the energy consumption thing is that Coiners counter with the same science/tech fetistism that assumes tat green energy will anyday now have an amazing break through. please just let the public come around on nuclear.

also that Musk is literally iron man movie 1 making a super energy science thing.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
doesnt this adress typo problem also happen with various money apps?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
i like how this objective truth needs a massive computer network and all entire tech tree and support infrastructural, while straight edge and compass / basic geometry or astronomy like need nothing, but whatever.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

smellmycheese posted:

When it comes to “absolute dumbest poo poo western capitalism has ever produced” Musk is now rapidly catching up to that guy who invented leaded Petrol and CFCs



but Musk hasnt actually invented or made anything?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
has any coiner ruined their eyes or went blind trying to do real life laser eyes?

or thinking they can do lasik after skimming wikipedia?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Collateral Damage posted:

And all these ASIC based miners are completely useless once they're no longer "profitable" because ASICs are not universal CPUs, they can't do anything except run the simple hashing operation that bitcoin uses.

Just a massive amount of e-waste.

the fact that butt machines cant even be used to play Doom means we should arrest all coiners, make a real life Doom Arena, and make it a death game.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

priznat posted:

I watched some videos on that “save the kids” influencer coin thing and it’s hilarious how these idiot influencers are almost certainly in some kind of legal jeopardy.

i feel like “save the kids” is a tainted phase since every notable Qer has been caught with the child porn.

oh and many notable family value fundies and regressives also get caught with the child porn.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Juul-Whip posted:

i've seen a couple of them in grocery stores and then usually the grocery store has put up signs around it saying it's a scam and not to feed it any money

soooooo why have it in the store ?!?!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

mojo1701a posted:

Now I gotta wonder if there's some Bitcoiner that actually had this brilliant idea of storing a mining rig in a fridge for this reason.

I mean, all the other dumb ideas (like pouring nitrogen) were used.

wouldnt a fridge be terrible because its humid and cool enough for said humidity to condense?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
wasnt the 99.99999999999........99999999999% pure silver guy also show a completely lack of how math and fractions work.

also why have silver when he has coinz??

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
are the AGs of TX and AL a cowboy and southern lawyer in a white cotton suit?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
El Salvador would literally be better off trading legal chicken tenders , in openair, un refrigerated containers than any coin.

at least months down the line they'll still be trading physical matter / chicken based slime mold.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
given how amazon has a problem with random string letter brands flooding their product pages, evem if I had some butts, i wouldnt want to risk getting some rip off poo poo.

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Ghost Leviathan posted:

While bitcoiners are totally the type to have thermite in their PCs or something, it's not like American cops need an excuse.

buttcoiners cant even dry fruit right, you think they can make chemical reactions more complicated than vinegar & bakingsoda?

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