"Well, hey there traveler... coming from the forums of grey to visit the

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mags: I am a congenital optimist.

forums of blue...? "

"Let me tell you, there isn't a more wonderful, laid back and well...just darn chill forum in the whole place! That's right, just a wholesome and laid back community, where not much happens, and change is really slow. Some folks haven't left this forum, well, their whole lives!"

"I hope you'll stick around with we humble folks, post some chill threads and, well, maybe make a few friends and grow with us. Me? I'll just sit here and rock in my chair, watching the goings on and being as chill as I can. You're free to visit any time!"

# ? Oct 25, 2017 03:21

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Peg Sliderskew

This is a GOOD forum.

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# ? Oct 25, 2017 11:31

alnilam

it's like the scene in an adventure qhere after much hardship they come to a village or house in the middle of it all that is super safe and well fed and nice and the kind people there are like you can stay as long as you like and the adventurers are tempted but they need to finish their important business so they rest up a few days and get supplies and go on their way

# ? Oct 25, 2017 12:30

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

�Oh howdy, welcome to our forum. Why don�t you chill for a while, post some jokes maybe build a thanksgiving diorama with us�

�But here�s a piece of friendly advice pardner, don�t open the door behind the Church, people round here are nice but they don�t take kindly to snoopin! You�ll know the one. It has FYAD painted on it.�

�Oh this sack? It�s nothing, nothing at all, don�t you worry your little head about what�s dripping from it. Anyway welcome, welcome. And... you will follow my advice won�t you?... if you know what�s good for you.�

# ? Oct 25, 2017 14:08

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

HotSoapyBeard posted:

�Oh howdy, welcome to our forum. Why don�t you chill for a while, post some jokes maybe build a thanksgiving diorama with us�

�But here�s a piece of friendly advice pardner, don�t open the door behind the Church, people round here are nice but they don�t take kindly to snoopin! You�ll know the one. It has FYAD painted on it.�

�Oh this sack? It�s nothing, nothing at all, don�t you worry your little head about what�s dripping from it. Anyway welcome, welcome. And... you will follow my advice won�t you?... if you know what�s good for you.�

"Ah! You're back! .....yes....oh, Farmer John? Well yes, he's a bit of an eccentric type, but nothing to worry about. ...did he now? ...he did? Well, I'm sorry if that sounds a bit scary and unchill. No place in town is off-limits...eh, well, except the door behind the Church. Don't open that one."

"But that's a silly warning, you don't want to be unchill, and get... well, get a label."

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 25, 2017 15:58

Fredflonston

"Well I don't know where you're off to or where you're headed but let me tell ya - You don't want to go messing around in those other forums where they say all sorts of nasty things and tell you to leave on-account-of your posting. We don't take to shaming or saying hateful things around here it's just good old fashioned humor.

"Now listen it's completely up to you and your'n but if you need to wind down first before posting you can hit some weed or something it's all the same round these parts. It's all about chillin', friend."

# ? Oct 25, 2017 20:21

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

"Sick burns? Not in these parts for nigh on a generation. All we got here nowadays are chill people and crisp, fresh posts. Not those frozen posts you lot get in the city. Real, honest posts."

# ? Oct 25, 2017 20:47

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

alnilam posted:

it's like the scene in an adventure qhere after much hardship they come to a village or house in the middle of it all that is super safe and well fed and nice and the kind people there are like you can stay as long as you like and the adventurers are tempted but they need to finish their important business so they rest up a few days and get supplies and go on their way

BYOB: p.much tom bombadillo's house

# ? Oct 25, 2017 23:28

Manifisto

Hugh Malone posted:

BYOB: p.much tom bombadillo's house

# ? Oct 26, 2017 00:23

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

sitting quietly at the old fishing hole thinking about that church door

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# ? Oct 26, 2017 04:05

Scaly Haylie

AverySpecialfriend posted:

sitting quietly at the old fishing hole thinking about that church door

# ? Oct 26, 2017 09:44

Sing Along: by Athanatos

in my dreams the door shudders, rocking against its frame silently. no noise emanates. the whitewashed shingles, the perfect steeple, all serve to amplify that soundless door. no nails scratch against it, nor do elbows thump loudly upon its stout boards, but the wood warps and shivers all the same. something isn't quite knocking.

Sing Along fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Oct 26, 2017

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# ? Oct 26, 2017 10:34

Android Blues

a jug and harp band on a sunny porch, straw hats, sleeping golden retriever, slowly laying out a mellow reggae beat

# ? Oct 26, 2017 13:53

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

"I see you have some shitposts there... Haha, when I was a kid, there was magic all over those posts, lying in the fields. If you look hard enough, you can still find some."

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:28

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

And now with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark -- that place where Wednesday finally broke and rolled over into Thursday.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:43

Manifisto

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

And now with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark -- that place where ~~Wednesday finally broke and rolled over into Thursday~~ the chat thread finally made it to 420 pages.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:02

puking pentagrams

this is a cool forum my dudes, thanks for instilling some chill

# ? Oct 26, 2017 20:01

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

�Glad you like it here. It is very nice, as long as you post, chill, and do not open the door behind the Church.�

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 26, 2017 21:58

Macnult

�Deep, dark secret? Hah, you�re a funny one. The door behind the church, well, we just ask you don�t open it. Sometimes a door is better off being a wall, sealed off and heavily reinforced and whatnot. Oh, you thought I mean that door in particular? Well... maybe. Not that there�s any reason for us to do that, so long as you don�t open it.�

# ? Oct 27, 2017 17:25

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

alnilam posted:

it's like the scene in an adventure qhere after much hardship they come to a village or house in the middle of it all that is super safe and well fed and nice and the kind people there are like you can stay as long as you like and the adventurers are tempted but they need to finish their important business so they rest up a few days and get supplies and go on their way

byob is more like innsmouth, and the reader is like robert olmstead plunging into a realm of madness and despair until ultimately discovering his own kinship to this nightmare world. the average byob session ends in suicide or mental institutions

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# ? Oct 27, 2017 19:56

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

*forum user clawing her eyes out while alternating between manic laughter and sobbing*
"i thought this was supposed to be the CHILL forum!"

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# ? Oct 27, 2017 20:01

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

also there is an disturbing amount of racist subtext, even considering the times

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# ? Oct 27, 2017 20:02

Manifisto

Nosfereefer posted:

byob is more like innsmouth, and the reader is like robert olmstead plunging into a realm of madness and despair until ultimately discovering his own kinship to this nightmare world. the average byob session ends in suicide or mental institutions

lol

at the center of the byob universe lies the sultan daemon azathoth, bubbling wordlessly as disembodied flutes pipe pleasant lullabies, holding a pretty flower and smiling

# ? Oct 27, 2017 20:05

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

"byob used t'be a thriving place, back when t'old arnie refinery was still up-and-runnin'. used t'be a lot of people comin' an' goin' from the outside. well, i'll tell ya this lad; outsiders ain't welcome in byob no more, an' we don't take kindly to no pryin'"

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# ? Oct 27, 2017 20:06

Manifisto

*demonic voice* to free me and usher in the new age of darkness . . . you must get this thread to 420 pages

# ? Oct 27, 2017 20:14

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it is said that in byob, which lies beyond gibbis, no user may insult a cat; and this i can verily believe as i gaze upon him who sitteth upon the screen. for the cat is chill, and close to chill things which users appreciate

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# ? Oct 27, 2017 20:22

Manifisto

I had often wondered how pickman was able to create such realistic images of coupons, and of deals

# ? Oct 27, 2017 20:28

Android Blues

Manifisto posted:

I had often wondered how pickman was able to create such realistic images of coupons, and of deals

# ? Oct 27, 2017 20:56

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Manifisto posted:

I had often wondered how pickman was able to create such realistic images of coupons, and of deals

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 29, 2017 00:49

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*me, nodding off on cheap laudanum in some dark backwater new england hamlet*
"lol, look at that cat. cute lil feller lmbo"

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# ? Oct 31, 2017 19:38

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

OP, what's your fax number? I got a new cartridge in the Sanyo FXM-363C I recently picked up, and I am itching to fire it up and forge a new link in my faxing chain.

waiting to fax out to you and yours in the spirit of Christ,

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Rte. 9 Fax Servicing, Feed, And Leather Goods, Dilliam IA
2 lines open 24/7, +1-3000-754-98741, if no response after two rings then dial +1-3002-561-30371 and vice versa
RAISE A TROOPS SPIRIT! SEND THEM A FAX: (***number pending update***)

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# ? Nov 2, 2017 21:13

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

code:

went to the grey forums
 and now my posting has serifs

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