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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This seems as good a time as any to express my support for crabs, this thread, and Crab For President 2020 :911::crab::911:

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I was just reading about Antarctic sea diving expeditions and ran across this guy. Do sea spiders count as honorary crabs for the purpose of this thread?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Leperflesh posted:

no claw = not creb

Sad but fair
:crab::respek::(

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Floodixor posted:

This thread is beautiful and pure but I get SO MAD when people talk about things that aren't crabs!!! Who gives a gently caress!!! WHO GIVES A HOOT AT ALL

I'm sorry for posting a not crab on the last page, but I have since mended my ways :crab:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Scarodactyl posted:

They emphatically have not.
Crabs have pincery claws and do not inject venom.

Spiders: not crabs
Crabs:crabs
Scorpions:not crabs
Pseudoscorpions:crabs

It is dead simple.

What if you were a spider.....that lived in the sea, like a crab

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Xaintrailles posted:

  • Like the hermit crab, our shells are inadequate so we live and transport ourselves in hard objects
  • Best mammal at sideways locomotion
  • Delicious with butter

McSpanky posted:

  • get the snip snop, touch my tip top

  • Adorable when I sit there looking angry at you

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I don't think anything closer than crawdads lives near here. (Which could potentially be crabs, by the rules mentioned earlier)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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All Crabs Are Blessed

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I had mine in simple 10 gallon tanks, I think free-ranging them is a little too risky, especially since they can hide like pros and be super fast and scuttley. I didn’t do a great job with them but there are some IG accounts who go all out and have pretty awesome crabitats.

This, a good size tank + fun stuff to do in it and they should be fine. If they're happy enough they might start talking/making claw noises/etc at night :3:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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All you need is a crab and a cup

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Floodixor posted:

*lowers shades* totally clawsome

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Carb?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Floodixor posted:

Hey does anyone have a picture real quick of a Crab I can look at, I'm at work so I don't have time to find one!!!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Floodixor posted:

get this poo poo the gently caress OUT OF HERE

you know the rules!!!


Now he's a crab :shobon:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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:swoon:
Heck of a username, too.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Mak0rz posted:

I want to know what "crab raccoon" really is


Some kind of small crab pastry

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I would capture this Pokémon :3:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I went on a hunt to find some fresh crebs for the thread




e: you don't want to know what happened between the last two :sweatdrop:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Roll that beautiful crenmb footage

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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WARRIOR
Just tank through everything, no special tools needed :crab:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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:crab:
:crab:
:crab:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Should've read the thread title!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



LingcodKilla posted:

Caught a crab at the beach. The dingus walked too close to the floating dock and I hand caught him.

What will you do with your new sand home, rightfully won according to Creb Law?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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#blessed since is the first time we as a species have seen him

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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This pun is equal parts amazing and unfortunate
:crab::hf::911:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Look what I got yesterday :awesomelon:

He's got a mini knife and a small flat head :3:


vvv :aaaaa:

Captain Hygiene fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Feb 4, 2020

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I literally just watched this 20 minutes ago after finding that guy this past weekend :v::hf::tinfoil:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Sorry, I'm on a low carb diet :downsrim:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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:sweatdrop:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Leperflesh posted:

proof that crabs have feelings too

You're supposed to ease them slowly into being epically owned, that way they don't notice until it's too late.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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naem posted:

>SEDUCE:ins:

Slaan posted:

>DEVOUR:ins:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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THE PILE
H U N G E R S

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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They're having fun together :3: AND NOBODY CAN MAKE ME BELIEVE OTHERWISE :colbert:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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One crab drug plz

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