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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
This is the best thread on the forums rn. Thank you for making it and giving me joy everyday.

I love lobsters, they are so delicious.

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Jan 29, 2009

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Mak0rz posted:

my partner sent me this with the order "post this in the crab thread" so here you go

https://twitter.com/panickygoblin/status/1308224403843547139

hi, what?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

A CRAB IRL posted:

It's wise not to

Listen to this poster

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
this crab has crabs

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Dong Quixote posted:

Today I have evidence that definitively puts the debate on if lobsters are crab to rest:



the experiments held during WW2 will always be a stark reminder that evil lurks within the heart of men

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

this sick gently caress right here. ROT IN HELL, CRAB

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
in other words

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

steamed mussels anyone?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Just as the constant increase of ensnopy is the basic law of the universe, so it is the basic law of life to be ever more highly structured and to struggle against ensnopy

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
I heard they love frozen gas, the sick twists

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
cheers to that

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
https://twitter.com/sovietvisuals/status/1320370026428284933?s=19

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
there is such a thing as a crab stick but it's not made a crab. crazy world we live in

here are some crab stick emoji

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

ekuNNN posted:

If you leave a a plate of noodles outside your front door for your local crab to eat, they will place a blessing on your crops, ensuring a bountiful harvest



You could give it noodles with garlic butter and then steam that crab and I bet it would be delicious. Even more than usual.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

uber_stoat posted:

lady and the tramp but crabs.



dog are basically crabs, you just have to wait a bit and then they will reach peak evolution

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1322282575516360704?s=19

ekuNNN posted:

Carcinomancer? :thunk:



I love him

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


sneep snip

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Hi Reginald, nice gams

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Please read this whole twitter thread

https://twitter.com/whale_defense/status/1326694891678732288?s=19

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

the disrespect

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Shrimp are very cool and could probably have their own thread between the pistol shrimp and the mantis shrimp.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

the colors in this made me drop a clutch

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Xenomrph posted:

I don't know what this turn of phrase means but I hope you didn't get in a car accident :ohdear:

https://i.imgur.com/9pTLkp3.mp4

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Snoppy Snarpo

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Mak0rz posted:

I personally could never love my own children unless they metamorphose into crabs

it would probably look something like these two mixed together (no crab animorphs wtf)



good news for incels that animorphing into a tarantula gives you chad jaw

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Clawmunism



Yup.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1339923804756332545?s=19

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

I keep clicking but it just tells me I'm not qualified :smith:

did you try cliccing?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
The best game of musical chair in the whole of history

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

bloody ghost titty posted:

Happy Holidays, frondz! My fiancée got me a tote bag (so I would stop taking hers to the farmers market and bringing it home full of dirt) and she had it monogrammed:



I'd put crab dip in it. It's very cute!!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
thank you corncrab I love you

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


hello yes, i am the dark knight and i go great with melted butter

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
gently caress I wish my body was the size of a basketball.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

MrYenko posted:

He just turns back into a crab, doesn’t he?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
"evolution does not stand still"

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Today I will buy crab bisque. For my family.

Thanks, permit crab!

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Make it a porter crab and mama like 🦀🦀🦀

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