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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Turtles and crabs evolutionarily diverged nearly 650 thousand years ago

Crabs are just early instars of turtles

https://i.imgur.com/JHhkesu.mp4

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Xenomrph posted:

See, like, if those were spiders I’d be peeing my pants while putting a gun in my mouth. But since they’re crebs it makes me say “d’awww” and makes me want to pull up a chair and watch them do cool crab stuff for hours. :3:

Not to get too political but


Tunicate fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Jul 21, 2019

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/alexhern/status/1218176458927083520

https://twitter.com/alexhern/status/1218180782704992256

Tunicate fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Jan 18, 2020

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

I saw a mudcrab the other day.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Broke his knife

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Scarodactyl posted:

I've got the madness!

I GOT CRABBIN' FEVER!

I've got it too!

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Pastries are carb adjacent

Flint_Paper posted:

My curvy goonette wife has recently bought a fish tank and now her main hobby is videoing the shrimp and setting it to eurotrance. God help me I find it really funny https://twitter.com/Wangleberry/status/1336276321169776641

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

this ai animal mashup is wild

Tunicate
May 15, 2012



medium pastry

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

The first 'trading cards' were actually freebies thrown in with products, the idea being that if you had cool pictures then people would want your stuff more.

Pictures like hybrid fruit mutants ('frutants')


Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Crab tamago

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Scarodactyl posted:

I've got the madness!

I GOT CRABBIN' FEVER!

I'VE GOT IT TOO!

CRABBIN' FEVER!

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Close enough?


Tunicate fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Nov 8, 2021

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Oh wait they have actual live crab vending machines in china

https://www.bizarrefood.com/blog/live-crab-vending-machines/

Tunicate fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Nov 8, 2021

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

Lobster Man
Lobster Man
Lobster Man






...gently caress, it didn't work :(

Lobster man, to the tune of octodad

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/ItalianComments/status/1476510558484680707

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Ror posted:

On one claw, a conservative crab portfolio protects you from the snip-snop and possibly falling thrall to the cold carapace of crabitalism.

On the other, if you don’t approach every strange crab you come across on your journeys, the larger the better, then you will likely never meet the crab god in your lifetime.

If you touch the buddha on the tip top, kill him.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

The Bunny Harvestman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=483tm-29hE4

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

crosspost from the comic thread

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Powerful Katrinka posted:

My parents' afore-mentioned dog spewed soap foam like that after chewing on a bar of soap. I'm starting to think he's part crab after all...

That was rabies OP

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

A story in three acts

https://i.imgur.com/DMTy6tR.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/bRaTwcq.mp4
Moral: don't bring a snopper to a gun fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9_VINMmsus

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