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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Stroll is good.

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Tsaedje posted:

How can 4 things be a hat trick? Pole, fastest lap, leading every lap and win. Also how is 'Grand Slam' American?

Av on fleek

Or should I say, avant-garde :smuggo:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Feels Villeneuve posted:

Stroll is loving garbage and all his scarily unironic supporters should be euthanized.

Come at me bro.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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keevo posted:

Lance Stroll finished ahead of Fernando Alonso in the drivers championship.


Powershift posted:

Lance Stroll finished more points than McLaren.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Powershift posted:

I bet in the president Bernie timeline, Alonso won the WDC this year in a Ferrari while Vettel struggled all year with an exploding Honda, and Michael Schumacher did the podium interviews at the German Grand Prix and Eddie Jordan is the one who's a vegetable.

:flashfap:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Tsaedje posted:

You say this like keeping the WDC and WCC from Ferrari is a bad thing

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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track day bro! posted:

I'm fatter and smellier than that kid. Does this mean I have what it takes to be an F1 E-Sports™️ Champion?

How often do you change your poopy diaper?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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So that's where Apple ripped off their exercise badges from.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1500quidporsche posted:

This is objectively excellent. The peak of good logo design, and I'm not just saying that as a child of the 90s.

The loving guitar riff that underpinned it :circlefap:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Can you two just gently caress and get it over with already? Sheesh.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Posters ITT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMLNDCiLbgM

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I went from never going to KFC ever because it is gross to going at least twice a day due to their stroke of twitter genius

The gravy is like crack.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Wirth1000 posted:

KFC has fries in Canada and that gravy + fries is amazing. We should all be ashamed for buying and enjoying the delicious battery farmed chicken.

Finally, something we can agree on.

The fries and gravy thing. I don't give an ornery gently caress about battery chicken when it's that delicious.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Norns posted:

Lance Stroll, much like today's posting, is incredibly bad

Lance Stroll is good, friend.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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wicka posted:

You know that FOM literally has their own marketing team, right? This isn’t up for debate, it is a proven fact. We know their loving names.

I think it's worth pointing out, because nobody else seems to have done, that a 'marketing team' in a modern organisation is literally a bunch of people who are relationship managers exclusively with agencies who specialise in marketing, advertising and PR. You do not buy that expertise in house because it is a). ridiculously expensive and b). ridiculously niche. 'Marketers' in the sense of FOM (and the VAST majority of major corporations) are literally people who communicate 'core brand principles,' chat poo poo around the water cooler and give the actual marketing people a steer on what they want doing.

Jesus. Herbert. loving. Christ.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I for one am tumescent with anticipation for the soon to be announced Stroll/Di Resta 2018 driver lineup for the glorious and storied Williams F1 team.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Halo14 posted:

Is that a fancy word to describe a coma?

It's a long-winded way of saying that I will be in a priapism-induced coma, yes.

NtotheTC posted:

People are saying that Williams must have signed Kubica because he's running a red light instead of a green one (meaning he must have a super license, that Williams must have sorted for him). Is this an actual thing or just reddit being reddit?

Reddit is poo poo, hth

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Pierogi posted:

It's more of a German one. As in this joke:
Ad for a Polish tourist agency: "come to Poland, your car is already here"

Germans accusing Poles of theft :ironicat:


DoctorGonzo posted:

STOP TROLLING


Wherleim or whatever the gently caress name his name is its unsure about his future and he was the money guy i think?

Firstname Lastname is the money guy, Wehrlein's just hitching a ride on Toto Wolff's back.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Pirate Radar posted:

Who is Ericsson’s money? Not his family.

H&M, Ramsbury Invest and Sauber's owners Longbow Finance. Oh, and chuck in a Rausing for good measure too.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/csylt/2016/07/24/revealed-the-30-billion-formula-one-backers-from-sweden/#1fdc43527f9b

Some pro-tier financial fuckery, as you'd expect from the Swiss, going on to keep Firstname Lastname in a seat.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I feel like we haven't spent enough time discussing how bad Zak Brown's pronunciation of 'Renault' is.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Wirth1000 posted:

Welp, gently caress this world.

gently caress it. Just loving gently caress it. Who cares about anything anymore?

What is the point of anything?

gently caress F1. It died with the logo and it died when that armco almost sliced Kubica's fuckin' arm off gently caress it all gently caress this god drat loving gently caress gently caress

Sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of Stroll DRAGON-loving the Miata that is Kubica.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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wicka posted:

I haven’t paid attention, does he pronounce the L?


Since when did I become a HUGE Stroll fan?

He pronounces it as if the first e was silent. It's oddly jarring.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Wirth1000 posted:

No, gently caress you, you're already on the fence in terms of tolerance. The thread can't take you becoming pro-Stroll as well this is too much

Stroll owns, friend. You can't say I haven't articulated this simple truth to you many, many times.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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wicka posted:

I can’t even imagine how that sounds, lmao. R’nault? Like a Star Trek villain?

Pretty much exactly like that. I don't understand how anybody with even a passing interest in cars, let alone somebody who runs an F1 team, can pronounce it that way.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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wicka posted:

The F1 Torque font is the best poo poo anyone related to this dumb sport has ever done.
That is an objectively wrong statement as Frank Williams signed Lance Stroll.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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:ironicat:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1500quidporsche posted:

in Wicka voice uhh this years McLaren is good cause Zak Brown is American.

Lmbo

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Wirth1000 posted:

What's it like being paid off by Lawrence Stroll to post endless positivity about his son on SomethingAwful?

I wouldn't know, I am merely a messenger sent to spread the good news, friend.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Ericsson was a complete waste of a seat so hopefully this means he is finally done

Who?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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track day bro! posted:

23 Brendon Hartley Another good rivals pun name guy, has a long face. Possibly related to Barnacle Jim? Does he gently caress his bike? does he like to have burly men work his rear end over with dildoes? From newzealand so possibly? 7/10

I loving lost it at this. Top notch, as always.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Norns posted:

Well I got a good lap time on these blistered tires! Blistered tires must be good and the best. -1500 logic

But blistered tyres have rubber on them? :thunk:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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GramCracker posted:

Lawrence should have pulled out tbh

Yeah, Chloe is an abject failure.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I'm too invested in who Williams sign already, but I think that would be an interesting bit of matched toxx betting. Toxx futures, if you will.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Rhopunzel posted:

someone needs to do one with pascal wehrlein and elliot rodger

Holy poo poo lol

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I feel like this is more you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H-Y7MAASkg

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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DoctorGonzo posted:

I really like Hotel California

I'm so glad I went to see them play live before Glenn Frey died.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Basticle posted:

Holy lol https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-admits-to-dilemma-over-staying-in-f1-984187/amp/


Rossberg chose to hang it up and just bang his hot wife in their luxury home in Monaco. What's Lewis gonna do?

quote:

I think I am a big part of the culture I bring to F1, where I'm from.

Stevenage?? The gently caress is this shitlord on about?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Human Grand Prix posted:

Another thing - aside from Stroll's fluky third Williams failed to get a top 5 all season.

So aside from the fact that they didn't fail to get a top 5 all season, they failed to get a top 5 all season.

Is that you, Crofty?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Norns posted:

Hi wasn't the last time Williams was any good was when they were cheating?

They are trash. My favorite thing is how loving horrible they've been in the wet the past few years

Monza :smuggo:

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Jul 22, 2014

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wicka posted:

In all seriousness, I can't watch most old F1 races because I non-live sport is cripplingly boring to me. I can only watch old races when I know so little about a season that I have no clue who will win, which is rare.

Plus you need the thrill of the latest Ford ShitWagon truck ad whilst anything interesting happens to keep you interested because American coverage is loving garbage.

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