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Hobo Erotica posted:It's still November wtf Give it 4 hours or so.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 10:44 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:21 |
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Hobo Erotica posted:A lot of people saying that, many people, great people. Very great. Many bigly people. Most good.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 12:17 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Premature thread creation. Much like our upcoming election. And several recent elections.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 12:57 |
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He should have been made to eat them all in one sitting as part of a court order. "You can have one diet coke to wash it down. A small one."
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 12:58 |
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cheese-cube posted:It's the "Melbourne Cup morning prior to guzzling 12 champagne flutes, shouting racial slurs at anyone not white and eventually getting into a physical altercation with security and/or the police" look. Oh that's just her every day look.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 11:49 |
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Anidav posted:
Oh come on. I can only link TISM's Denial Works For Me so many times before I sound like a stuck record.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 00:22 |
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Everything Caleb Bond does is obsessive and creepy so it can't be helped coming through when he is mentioned.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 02:30 |
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AgentF posted:Looks like yet another loving way for the Liberals to subvert democracy. The only time I ever hear about the AAT is when they stuff it with yet another Liberal staffer or functionary. Is there any chance in the world that this body is making non-partisan, objective decisions? Lol what do you think? No. The answer is no.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 06:23 |
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https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/dec/02/adani-group-china-construction-bank-wont-grant-loan-pr-firm-says *snaps fingers* Darn.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 08:05 |
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Uh. Does he need a dermatologist or a cardiologist?
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 11:26 |
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Solemn Sloth posted:lol at watching television I haven't owned an antenna cable for my TV in well over a decade. It's just a barely used movie screen on the rare days when I pop in a blu-ray or something. Seriously doubt the commercial stations are being honest with their advertisement space buyers about their viewership numbers.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 12:22 |
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The best use for TVs is as props for staged YouTube videos where an angry dad/whatever smashes a console & TV with a sledgehammer. Or for getting knocked over by someone with a Wii-something or VR-something.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 13:45 |
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fiery_valkyrie posted:Depressing Man you should read up on more of the history most of Australia never talks about. It gets your blood boiling. I didn't know one iota of it until I did some reading as an adult. I'll get you started: the wage theft topic as it pertains to indigenous Australians. It gets worse as you consider the inter generational impact and lost future opportunities for their families that carries on to this day. DancingShade fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Dec 5, 2017 |
# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 07:19 |
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tithin posted:Had a JBHifi page up to buy the wife a Fitbit for chrimbo, from before amazon launched - $189 Noice.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 08:44 |
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Halo14 posted:Hmmm, starting to see a few of these "Aren't Aussie Banks great?" ads on tv lately. All 4 major banks feature in them. Wonder why I've never seen them before... I saw one on YouTube today during lunch at work (since no adblocker installed). It was a comically obvious bit of empty propaganda.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 10:56 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Convince people to like the big banks seems like one of those challenges on the Gruen Transfer. "We brainstormed and couldn't come up with anything serious so we used CGI to represent literal bags of gold being thrown to the cheering masses by a leprechaun. Then everyone took turns shaking the hand of a smirking white haired executive in an expensive grey suit and patting him/her on the back." "The ad ends with the leprechaun stealing the firstborn of every household as partial repayment." DancingShade fucked around with this message at 11:28 on Dec 5, 2017 |
# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 11:26 |
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I can't work up any indignation because The Australian but it's definitely amusing. When things go bad they eat each other
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 11:50 |
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Senor Tron posted:I think you'll find that teaching that is a betrayal of our glorious British heritage. Why would we teach kids about that stuff that happened all those decades ago when we could instead teach them about the 19th century monarchy? Said Tony Abbot as he was being knighted by Prince Sir Phillip and the Queen. Then he woke up, the picture of Malcolm still stuck to the centre of his well used dartboard opposite the bed as Peta stirred beside him.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 12:14 |
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JBP posted:Toll having nothing but automated picking systems can't come soon enough from a PR perspective. Or at least some kind of policy where you have to hand the shirt back if you leave your job for whatever reason.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 13:02 |
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JBP posted:Can you get done for writing a story about a child? You can get done for anything if the relevant legislation is written accordingly.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 07:28 |
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JBP posted:Yeah so what I was asking was what the relevant legislation said was allowed or not when it comes to depicting children and another poster answered the question roundly, idiot. Well as you said I'm just an idiot. Good thing you told me or I'd never have figured it out. Whew!
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 08:50 |
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bandaid.friend posted:Labor wanted to refer nine more, but now the Liberals are saying Labor's too focused on the citizenship thing and Labor's trying to delay the SSM bill which the government is very enthusiastic about If only they could somehow find time in the day to do both at once.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 13:37 |
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You'd think he could at least afford a jacket that fits.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 08:19 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:why would a libertarian vote no? That's the first time I've ever heard of a "cash cow" used to describe a recipient of money rather than a source. Ignoring any accuracy or validity of the claim, if I wanted to be vulgar I'd use derogatory terms like sponge, leech, black hole, leaner, parasite etc. Not surprised that the economy is going to the shitter with IPA people leading the charge if they don't even understand how basic cash flow works. If I was an IPA member I'd call a "good well paying job" (thanks Hockey you fat incompetent gently caress) that you get for being a club member as a "cash cow". Let me rephrase that actually, I'd call it "money for jam" and the position for mates the "cash cow". ^^^^ Touche
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 08:25 |
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NTRabbit posted:Abbott remains a tremendous coward. I still wish Abbot followed through his threat to shirtfront Putin, an actual dangerous person, just so the world could see him get his rear end handed to him by a Russian mafia crime boss.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 08:35 |
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Brutalism is an excellent style of architecture.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 21:08 |
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Put Daisy in a Magdalene Laundry and have Peta Credlin as the abusive nun threatening to break her arm.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 01:17 |
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drunkill posted:The Liberals love coal because it is the only thing Santa ever gave them. Also because coal fired power plants are new fangled technology in the same historical period their core ideology comes from.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 07:23 |
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ewe2 posted:Yeah, and so what? Andrew Robb is making more money than Dastyari. China and USA are playing geopolitics here, we're just the banana republic in between. A satellite state in a binary orbit between the USA and China. Mostly the USA but you never know what the future holds I guess.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 08:04 |
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Ranter posted:wtf As you may have noticed the ABC is a victim of regulatory capture by the IPA and Murdoch. I mean that's it. There's nothing deeper to analyse.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 08:34 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/business/companies/cup-of-sorrow-the-brutal-reality-of-australias-franchise-king-20171207-h00lbl.html Confirming what a lot of people suspected, I think. Take away point is while sales are falling the corporate body overlords are making higher profits than ever. Hmm I wonder where squeezed that money from? *watches another bankrupt franchisee walk away from a failed franchise store they bought because the books were cooked* DancingShade fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Dec 9, 2017 |
# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 13:30 |
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JBP posted:I have never made a purchase at donut king or heard of anyone but you making a purchase at donut king. I imagine buying that franchise and not using it as a front to move ice is a super dumb business move. Yeah I never got into donuts. You can get the same result with a bag of brown sugar and a teaspoon. Nobody is every going to convince me they are some kind of delicacy.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 14:12 |
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Pocket Billiards posted:Regional prices going up. I know it's not significant, but is it a sign that millennials are increasingly turning to regional investment properties as a stepping stone into absurd Sydney/Melbourne market? My first thought in response to yours was foreign investors.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 13:23 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:https://twitter.com/BevanShields/status/940314975179964416 It's a good thing that hackers only like things on twitter these days and don't care about things like your credit card or banking details.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 08:15 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:A Metropolitan Fire Brigade alarm system audit of about 25 significant buildings in the city has found about half of buildings checked were not connected to the brigade. I can't believe the systems aren't snap audited by the fire department once a year specifically to stop this. Or do they already and it degraded that much over one calendar year? Because that would be something worth investigating. trump lover posted:yeah people commute from newy to sydney all the time Years ago when I lived in Sydney for a couple years I used to watch the Newcastle express zoom into the Sydney CBD while waiting for my own train. This was very early in the morning. Every time I thought "gently caress that, those poor bastards".
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 08:18 |
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Dude McAwesome posted:Properties are audited yearly to check that the keys given by the property managers still work and that the fire indicator panels and alarm signalling equipment are serviceable. Find those responsible and make them do community service, specifically doing frontline work in an actual bushfire. Hell toss in some free bonus CBRN training. Everyone loves that. Also fine the poo poo out of the body corporate.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 09:32 |
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Tomberforce posted:This is weird reading given that I'm on the verge of buying a place near Castlemaine and I didn't realise at all it was such a thing. I just have family there! You must have forgone a lot of smashed avocados. I hope you get to enjoy them again soon, in a few more years.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 09:56 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:A conversation with my brother makes me wonder; how hosed is the country? Apparently all the shearers are in their 60s and no one knows how to replace them. Of course, I grew up in the country and no one had any interest in teaching me how to shear, same with my brothers. Nobody thinks of the future out there, and then they wonder why they're so hosed. There are no shearers because aside from those 2-3 weeks a year when they're needed there isn't any work. So the young leave looking for a place with income and a future. So pretty hosed I guess. It's been in steady decline for a long time and nothing is going to change that. If anything automation and drone machinery will just be the nails in the coffin.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 13:04 |
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trump lover posted:luckily the secret to revitalising the country is already at our fingertips: generous and well-planned investment in public schooling and tafe! ahahaha We'll have all those farm robots and delivery drones coming up for retirement and
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 21:12 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:21 |
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JBP posted:Hating on the vegepop is unaustralian Vegemite paddle pop is a debasement of Australian culture. Any true Aussie would hate it and loudly so. Unless the ice cream filling replaced all sugar with yet more salt. And it was dusted with slightly burned toast crumbs.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2017 11:16 |