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Absurd Alhazred posted:I hope you like guano in your shoe. It's fine. Once the birb finishes tearing out all the lining and insole the shoe will be too uncomfortable to wear anyway.
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Tendai posted:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA How do they resist the natural urge to murder their young? How are these things ever bred in captivity? Bird ladies must be even crazier than cat ladies.
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Bugger off, we're full! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j53Zg0EIjIo
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Apr 22, 2018 04:29
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snergle posted:why does she stick the peices of paper in her feathers? Also it looks like she is making specific shapes to stick in her feathers. It is for carrying nesting materials. But you shouldn't let them do it unless you intend to breed them, because it makes them mean and broody. Once the female gets broody she will keep laying eggs whether she has a mate or not. So it's another one of those things that is both cute and indicates the human involved is a moron.
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May 11, 2018 03:41
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Dye that birb green and she'd could star in the next jurrasic park movie.
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May 19, 2018 21:29
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Maybe a Chupacabra?
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Jun 15, 2018 03:30
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I got some original birb content from my trip to Beacon Hill Park a few years ago. Not a great photographer, but a birb is a birb. The stars of the show. Bastards who steadfastly refused to show off their fancy tail fans the whole time I was there.  Here we have some sort of duck.  A duck with a cotton ball stuck to his head. There were several like this, a rare example of duck fashion trends, I assume.  What even is this? The feet say duck, but I'm leaning toward extraterrestrial visitor.  Absolute unit. In conclusion, Canada is a land of contrasts. Also ducks.
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Master Twig posted:drat. Almost forgot to post a birb today. Too much time with doggo. A good birb.
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Aug 6, 2018 02:37
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Master Twig posted:Yay. Saturday. I send most of these to my mom, so thanks from my mom it brightens her day. 
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Aug 25, 2018 17:47
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Cliff Racer. 
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Dec 1, 2018 08:56
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nurrwick posted:This yawning, weird-necked fellow isn't supposed to be in my neck of the woods at all... Why is this birb covered in stickers? Is he part of a crime scene?
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Dec 22, 2018 00:19
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I wonder how many times a day the pigeon gets someone to do that for them? He's not even thirsty. Dance, puppets, dance!
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Jan 17, 2019 01:10
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Tendai posted:these were dinosaurs once I wonder if that's what a T-rex sounded like. No roars, only chirps and whistles.
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Feb 23, 2019 04:34
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Birbs sure do love stomping.
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Apr 23, 2019 00:39
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Beartaco posted:Wait, didn't we just find a human (child) sized parrot? Where are all these giant bird fossils coming from? What do you mean? They've always been here. Oh, wait, did you just Berenstain Bears in from a dimension that isn't over-run by monsterous fowl? Must have been nice.
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Kanine posted:i wish i could have a single unit of food bigger than my entire being The heaviest pumpkin in 2016 was 2624 pounds. But it was ugly and it isn't like you're going to just carve off a chunk and start chewing. If you aren't a huge chonker a giant watermelon might be a better choice. The record is 350 pounds. Like the tiny birb you could just sit next to a watermelon and start eating. Sadly I couldn't find an pictures of birds posing with humorously oversize vegetables, so here's a crow in a PET scanner.   https://www.audubon.org/magazine/march-april-2016/meet-bird-brainiacs-american-crow
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https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1194886790118809600 Okay, but what if owls are actually aliens?
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RoboRodent posted:Suddenly I am wondering how you get a job like "Raven master of the tower of London," because that sounds like a dream job. Pretty sure you have to kill the previous RavenMaster and steal his magical sigil. It's a tough fight too, because he's protected by dozens of ravens.
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LOL this guy is gonna get murdered by a birb.
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Woah this bird can levitate!
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I like how the cat is not at all surprised or particularly concerned.
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Inceltown posted:Not gonna lie, magpies have the best bird call. Sorry that your opinion is wrong instead of this fact. Your modem sounds weird.
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Bert Roberge posted:https://i.imgur.com/mFGCPr8.gifv Next level manspreading.
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Apr 12, 2020 21:48
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Zil posted:That is an impressive wattle, but now I want to see what it looks likes while flying 
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Apr 20, 2020 10:01
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Oh look, it's Corvid 19 and she brought all her friends.
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Coxswain Balls posted:I see much more than 19 corvids She has a lot of friends, okay? A real social butterfly.
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Tufted coquette hummingbird from South America (from imgur)
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RoboRodent posted:
They look like they just found out humans call them "sharp-shinned". Got these cool beaks and talons, but humans gotta point out your shins.
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Heath posted:I don't know what's happening there, but I love it all the same. Water birds like to eat food wet. The food in the bowl is dry, so he wets each mouthful manually. The fish have learned birb=food so they get all up in his business to catch any crumbs he drops. You could probably do the same thing on land with a school of unruly labrador retrievers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvnW89osj0g Poetry Strawberries Strawberries Strawberries Strawberries Strawberry Yogurt Easy Water Jeans Harry Big Tofu Big Big Red Retreat Milk Berry Apple Berry Berry Berries
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Nov 27, 2020 23:04
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Oh no. That is too much parrot. A toddler with bolt cutters on his face should not be that large. Is that his owner, or his hostage?
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Dec 20, 2020 01:36
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Nobody here but us chickens.
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1stGear posted:Anecdotal, but I spent a summer working with a falconer who had a Eurasian eagle-owl.. Beautiful, huge, dumb as gently caress. Only
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Imagine the day she runs out of crackers tho. Those birbs will ruin her poo poo.
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May 12, 2021 21:01
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Moving out? Hate your landlord? Attract as many wild boltcutter-faced birds to your building as possible before you go.
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May 13, 2021 00:07
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Pookah posted:A happy soggy birb Does it look like he has a shiny gold beak to anyone else?
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May 15, 2021 10:27
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Hey ladies.
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Bored posted:I’m guessing the bird is safe because it is deer season? I wouldn’t think it would be considered cool to kill a tiny bird with a massive, compound bow... Hunters generally aren't out there plinking at every animal they see. I suppose drunken assholes might, or people who are starving, but most hunters are out there with specific types of animal in mind.
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Inceltown posted:Work on having denser belly blubber and commit to landing on your stomach rather than knees as you fall forward. You can also travel faster while sliding on your belly now if the ice allows for it. Just shape your body into a chubby torpedo. No big deal.
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Regarde Aduck posted:I do wonder what most goons do that gets them into so much trouble with geese Geese were big fans 4chan back in the day and the rivalry will never end.
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