Fister Roboto posted:

wait what

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What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? And what were you thinking? That I couldn't take it? That I couldn't take your cock in my mouth? That you could take it in your loving dead on loving bitch hole? That you needed it badly, you little bitch? You're practically begging for my cum...you know you are...you loving horrible, you know that? You think I'd let you finish jerking off in my warm, tight oval office? That you thought I'd just let you lay there and enjoy it while you had me pinned to the floor cowering? Thinking those disgusting thoughts only brought you closer to climax, didn't it? So close...So loving... [SFX: She jerks him up, then lets him go, then begins again] [sigh] Mmm...this was...this was such a surprise, didn't it? I can't even begin to tell you how much I wish you'd let me cum, but you wouldn't, would you? Would you even care? You couldn't, could you? You

Kennel posted:

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The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no "code of ethics" or considerations for its own future. In a fair fight it will win.

1. Don't fight a car over a chicken: The chicken might do fine in a fight, but the chicken needs to be fought with. It needs to kill the chicken.

The chicken, by the way, is bigger and stronger then you are. It will likely tear through your body or get you injured if it is not kept on a leash. You cannot get away from it. It might even kill you if it is kept alone in a cage.

2. Don't fight a dog over a cat: The cat may be the larger cat, but it is more likely to suffer injuries. And the cat may not be able to catch the dog from a distance, so if it is caught it may not be able to run away.

3. Don't fight an alien over a dog: You are probably less likely to be killed if you kill the alien then you would be if you killed the dog.

Objurium posted:

Help

Chase Derringer posted:

S: Mous of Farts
B: You take a deep breath, filling your lungs with air. Then, with a mighty exhale, you expel the air from your body in a long, rumbling fart. The smell is horrendous and everyone within 10 feet of you must make a DC 15 Fortitude save or be sickened for 1d4 rounds.

Brawnfire posted:

Lieutenant Commander Geordi LaForge: