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Tunicate posted:Dang I am having way too much fun screwing around Haha these are too great. I really like the second one. ACCESS GRANTED
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Tiggum posted:Just for anyone looking to generate random names, Behind the Name is a website about the origin and popularity of names that has a random name generator that I like a lot. These would be great for a sci-fi scenario where humanity is just a homogenous oatmeal of world culture
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Tunicate posted:In the spirit of Oh boy... I gotta control myself.
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Farecoal posted:mods?? "You promise me genuine leather! This cheap, Serbian scrotum! I demand refund!"
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Phy posted:The for-profit penitentiary system! Yeah, I know some people like that
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I find it discomforting how little AIs seem to regard eyes with any importance. We need a pareidolia subroutine or future robots are gonna do all sorts of hosed-up poo poo to our eyes.
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ekuNNN posted:Not all of them, some of them loooooove eyes: drat I gotta pick up some shrooms
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gmc9987 posted:I love the two frames at the end where it becomes a truck, then a dog, then back to a shifting mass of eyes. An extremely unique survival mechanism, the confoundoree frog dazzles prey with a wildly-shifting range of non-prey objects, both natural and man-made. The truck is being seen more and more often as loggers intrude on their natural habitats outside the Rift.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Reminder that this online tool can make you weird images: And not to be a nudnik but I have a couple CYOA games based on ganbreeder images, one of which is linked in my avatar text. Check it out if that style of image is your thing, we make a lot of them. Tunicate posted:Have you seen the merch for my new band, scimitar? Sword in the morning, warriors rejoice Sword at noon raise your warrior's voice! To defend our land and the freedom of choice Sword in the evening and a battling noise We are scimitar! Sci-mi-tar! We come from the stars! Sci-mi-tar! From the sands of the planet of the endless war To spread rock and roll music both near and far! Scimitar! Sci-mi-tar! Scimitar! Sci-mi-tar! Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 14:05 on Apr 30, 2019 |
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Tunicate posted:Doubleposting because Datagrid, a company at Kyoto University, now has a GAN that makes full high-resolution people instead of just their faces Oh God, what the gently caress is happening.
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This thread is legitimately scaring me now. Some fake person is gonna walk up to me with a shirt that shuts my eyes off and take me to an organ reclaimer for the wealthy moondwellers
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I specialize in the butthole. The anus? Well, less the ring of tissue and more the hole itself. The rear end absence.
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I went back a bit on ganbreeder hoping I could find her profile. I could use some more hosed-up animals for The Beaten Lands. No luck, though.
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Tunicate posted:try setting all genes to zero, to get the ur-creature at the center of the universe I... They're... What are they
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Tunicate posted:everything, and yet nothing The middle one is a goat egg, I'm pretty sure
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Tunicate posted:hey brawnfire I think unjeans are your new monster "Unjeans" or "Ungene" is actually a perfect name for this... blinking eraser creature. "Apply the Ungene directly to the forehead."
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Friend posted:Generated some Bond titles with a very short order. Filmed in stunning Spectopussy!
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Phlegmish posted:Spy Who Kill is my favorite Bond movie Me not was looking somehow you find me Me try hide from love Like big sky will The spy who kill Be keep all me secret safe TOONIIGGHTT
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Fister Roboto posted:That one is more of a mystery movie. A real head scratcher. Lice one, mite.  Distress cookies
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Farecoal posted:https://melobytes.com/app/date2music I feel like there should be an EGA tentacled alien on the viewscreen with whom I'm exchanging terse diplomatic terms picked from a neon-green list
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I was just remembering autotune the news the other day and thinking about a program which takes any textual source of requisite length and forces it into the shape of a rock opera. Basically, separate it into songs, trying to group themes within individual songs but also threading a narrative and musical leitmotifs throughout the overall composition.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Well OK then, Mr. AI. You, uh...you do you. Pants making GBS threads right into addiction and crippling depression. That's...a thing I guess? Holy poo poo, this gets real as gently caress
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My name is Dr. Worm. Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor, But I am a real worm; I am an actual worm. I live like a worm. You, you can't live too. Don't worry if you have a body you can't use. Just try to get along with me. Do you wanna see? Worm? Yeah? How long have you known? I can't find out! It is your body. You say it is your body, but it is a piece of paper inside of a computer. It is like your body but not you, not you either. "I am a worm", said Professor Terezi. He was talking about Worm in the cartoon The Simpsons. Now you see how the difference between a real human being and a worm is that a real human being exists in the real world and has relationships with other humans in the real world. So then Professor Terezi could use this as his point of view. The thing about Worm is that although many of the words of his Who the gently caress is Professor Terezi? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me all of it I've seen more tears of death than tears of joy I've seen more joy than tears of anger And to this day it makes my heart ache for you... There is just nothing I can ever give up for you - I'll miss you In the end, this game is an experiment in "inclusive" music design. I see it as a celebration of indie music and a reminder to give musicians all of the credit of their creation, even if it's not always "their" creation. Thanks very much for your time and I wish you all a happy new year. And here is the track list for this year: If you are interested in more music and have not heard Checked myself into emergency, urgently. Drove up in my bone-camarrow, thinking only about you. The doctor walked her crew of surgeons to the table where I lay I came to, and my knee-caps were off. They were soft, I had Jellybones and put the rest back. Served the rest of my men like a man; the old-timers thought it was a trick. I tried all they could do: I asked the doctor how badly they were broken, and how I couldn't help. No answer, and they tried again. Then a new surgeon came in, and the old boy told me that if I asked if that was the right surgeon, and if she were my mother, I should be a nurse. He said I was not a nurse, but he was not a doctor, and so I asked my doctor to be my surgeon; so she wrote a letter for me. She told me I couldn't have a nurse, and I gave her my consent. She said she could see my knee-caps off from time to Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head? This is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we ever went without The second floor is hard for sneakin' out When is your sister gonna find out? And then we're in here And then the camera's on me, Where the flicks when we turn Now that we're in this room What is this place? I'm just a young boy Look at these photographs And what is that? Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head? This is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we ever went without The second floor is hard for sneakin' out When is your sister gonna find out? And then we're in here And then the camera's on me, Where the flicks when we turn Now Seems like cheating to just repeat the first verse verbatim, but I'm a human so idk And wtf "where the flicks when we turn"??? Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty to make a perfect P-bomb to your friends Or just play with a P-bomb and have some fun. To Make A P-Bomb Step 1: Pour a little bit of liquid (if you don't have a bowl, try the bottle) on your hand and rub it down into whatever you would like to make a perfect P-bomb. Step 2: Make sure you do at least one of the following. Step 3: Put a small pinch of glue on the top and bottom of any of the edges you'd like to create. (Not sure if these two can be done just as smoothly, but they seem to work wonders.) Place the P-bomb on paper and stick it on some tape. This will keep the glue from sticking if the P-bomb starts to come apart. Step 4: Now take it over to your hand and carefully push the glue onto the P-bomb. Pour it in slowly and with precision. You can actually pull it straight out Well, son, I’ll tell you: Life for me ain’t been no crystal stair. It’s had tacks in it, And splinters, And boards torn up, And places with no carpet on the floor— Bare. But all the time, I'll lay A floor over you on a tarp, A floor over your head— The carpet, so smooth, That it's like the white of the night. I think of the day when we got to work together. It was an eventful couple years. He was still my son, by the way, so I'm a bit choked up when I think of that. Anyway, in September I was having that thought, �Ill tell you what, Ill tell you what? I will tell you: All right, son,� I will tell you what I will tell you: When you are young— In middle school— in middle school—Its your turn.� In middle school— in middle school—You are to get out of bed, And for me to get into bed, And make my bed. Not in a way that you'll worry about it. Its a long story, Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 14:52 on May 9, 2019 |
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Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. For and on behalf of the United Earth-based Species, this is our final statement about the Earth's place in the vast universe. I am Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. This is our last warning. And so, Earth has long known that, despite being the home of almost everything, our race, Earth, is also inhabited. On other planets, especially, we have found ourselves in the situation of being a slave to our neighbors; and, indeed, here we appear in a situation of servitude and domination. In that sense, of course, we stand alone, isolated from the rest of the universe. But there is another way in which we see this from the other side; one in which we are not alone, but the other side: We are "the whole cosmos around us." This, more I'm not racist but this is wrong," he said. "I can't explain why people come to this island to get away from this problem. This is not healthy for us," said Ms Menezes, who is the head of women's rights at the city's mayor's office. Media playback is unsupported on your device Media caption What has happened to the city of Cape Town? She said the city had the biggest problems in terms of crime with gang violence, but the violence there was far less than elsewhere in South Africa. "In Cape Town - or Cape Town in general - it is very rare to see a man and woman getting hit by cars with knives because, as you probably understand by now, if someone is hitting your car, they might be with other men, they might be doing something similar to what happened here," she said. The problem is often brought on by young men not knowing what to do if they get too close to one of the gangs. "They've got to be careful Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 19:45 on May 9, 2019 |
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This is probably really weird, but I made a twitter using a name generator and a pic from thispersondoesnotexist.com and I'm posting things from this Talk to Transformer site. https://twitter.com/BelinhaClacher Fun so far!
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Phanatic posted:Uh...whoa. That's dirty! Anal sex is safest when ursine is on hand. (2, 3) The average male may masturbate to the point of death and have a good sense of self worth. His dick should be an open sore that needs to be rubbed. He shouldn't be worried about his anal hair sticking out. (2) When she is in heat, women rarely go into deep throating sessions. She is likely to start after the sex is over. She doesn't need to get her clitoris stretched out and hard for that. She wants to go to town with her man on the cock. She is very much looking forward to her pleasure and she has a good sense of self worth! (1) While women are having a sex session they get ready for a shower. They make it a point to cover their face and neck with towel and their hair is combed and tied into a braided bun. (4) Edit: PS: Ben Shapiro is a monstrous, ugly piece of poo poo that is a cancer to America. He's a disgusting, sick, sad piece of poo poo that needs to be removed from reality. He's disgusting, sick, sad. He's disgusting, sick, sad. He's disgusting, sick, sad. He's disgusting, sick, sad. And it's on the side of the house, too. But because he's a fascist, we can't just leave him alone. I'm going to take on Trump, and I'm going to take out his loving son." Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 02:53 on May 10, 2019 |
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Krankenstyle posted:why is everyone sleeping on this? shame on yall Holy gently caress, I didn't even realize that was a gif. Yeah, you're right!
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Dumb Lowtax posted:I hope these start appearing in random searches and a few people fall for them I got a serious response about anime recommendations, so that's a start. Death is as inevitable as ickiness and anger. It is as unavoidable as ickiness and anger To be alive is to be in pain, and pain is always To be alive is to be in pain, and pain is always For every person alive, there is a person who dies, and for every person who is dead, there is a person who dies. It is as inevitable as ickiness and anger. When anger is the killer of pain, it When anger is the murderer of pain, it No human person No human person All that can be said of love. All that can be said of love. The power of hate is as irresistible as the The power of hate is as irresistible as the So to say that your death is as inevitable as ickiness--it is a lie. And so, all of us, in one or several ways, So to say that your death is as inevitable as ickiness--it is a lie. We are all, ultimately, the same. We are not different because we hate ourselves. We are not different because we love Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 23:35 on May 10, 2019 |
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