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Splicer posted:2017 was an international game of Paranoia. Or Fiasco. FATAL
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 18:50 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 02:51 |
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Yawgmoth posted:Beast: The Primordial. I JUST SAID THAT
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 19:04 |
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Alien Rope Burn posted:Sorry, I hate to correct so many people, but 2018 is the year Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance takes place. We walk away thinking the bad guy had a point?
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 19:59 |
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Plutonis posted:It's gonna be a miserable, boring year that will be miserable in boring ways It turns out that years are arbitrary units of time imposed by humans, and there is no real difference between 2017 and 2018
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 20:35 |
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Are you guys talking about Gutter from the Union? Because uhhh when I read that, I finally realized that this was not the wacky Soccer themed Blood Bowl I came in for...Guild Ball Season 1 posted:
I mean, even after that there's a lot of stuff that's either grim or just downright depressing. The team captain of the Butcher's Guild, for example, goes on a killing spree to get revenge for someone shanking his teammate, only to be left for dead by his number two. And in season two you get stuff like a team captain from season one basically getting tossed away like garbage because they were crippled in a match. I mean, different strokes and the fluff is largely irrelevant to the game itself but I went in to the setting fluff expecting a hoot like soccer themed Wacky Racers and Blood Bowl's 'dark-elf assassin that was hired after he killed a player during a match, only to be passed the ball accidentally and fleeing all the way to a touchdown' but then I read the fluff and it was a downer! Bedlamdan fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Jan 2, 2018 |
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CaptCommy posted:Yeah the fluff is super duper easy to ignore if you want. I do think they've done a better job with the writing as the game has gone on, but I also understand if the Gutter stuff still turns people away. The early stuff is definitely "my first grimdark" Yeah, I think part of why I found Guildball less appealing for me was that I went in wanting and expecting Soccer Bloodbowl. Malifaux is over the top in edginess too, but I’m more willing to tolerate it because I already go in knowing it’s edgy. The Ressurectionists have Seamus, the bastard child of Jack the Ripper and the Mad Hatter, who ressurects the prostitutes he murders as his undead minions and is at a minimum implied to be a necrophiliac. But Malifaux isn’t vaguely similar to a different game that I have nostalgia for so I just shrug and make an Ortega crew. Because family values and violence are my jams.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 22:13 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:Don't you have some southerners to call "mongoloids that deserve to be murdered"? He's right though.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 19:14 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:I welcome nuclear armageddon to the whole US. It's unfair to let the south have all the fun. It should not stop at the US
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 01:34 |
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Andrast posted:There’s also nothing about forgotten realms that prevents you from making good stories that take place there. You can still do more with better settings. Or at least, there's a lot of stories out there that can't be told well in Forgotten Realms.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 13:06 |
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https://twitter.com/mikemearls/status/955153201434525696 Wise words from our friend Mike Mearls
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 16:00 |
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Personally, I'm fine with a better environment for women in tabletop gaming, and am glad that Mike Mearls and Wizards of the Coast have taken a stand to support it. I don't know why that's so controversial.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 20:35 |
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Kai Tave posted:I can't imagine being so desperate to post dumb poo poo like this that you'd repeatedly spend ten bucks to do so even after being told to gently caress off and go somewhere else. It’s not dumb at all. Gatekeeping is a problem with a lot of media nerds enjoy.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 20:54 |
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Plutonis posted:I am sure Mike Mearls hasn't done any kind of sex *nods wisely*
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 00:11 |
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Countblanc posted:you can be mad ugly and not be a lovely person Judging by Mearls’ appearance, the most I can reasonably suspect him of is Trisomy 21, given the relative shortness of his neck and small ears, but I would not jump to that conclusion without a karyotype or at least a detailed sociomedical history. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 01:08 |
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Waffleman_ posted:Black Panther good as hell, y'all. It was pretty bold of them to just up and kill off the hero at the end.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2018 09:38 |
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Sion posted:Star Trek Discovery is loving trashgarbobad. It is the only Trek series that has ever starred a woman, or a person of color. Sion posted:Yeah but you're swinging for a low ball there. These are the stories that must to be told, and in the Age of Trump idealism must be put aside for the greater good.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 02:56 |
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cheetah7071 posted:I hope this is just a joke going over my head Mr. Maltose posted:Insomuch as bad posting can be called a joke, yes. All I did was copy paste other people’s defenses of Discovery, so take it up with them!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 03:43 |
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As for me specifically, I don't know why anyone cares about Star Trek when Science Fiction has already been definitively solved by Warhammer 40,000
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 03:57 |
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RocknRollaAyatollah posted:My choler rises at such a thing. With the way things are going, that's the vision of the future we're most likely to have. Now be quiet and let the Magos convert your skull into a toaster.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 04:58 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:Source your quotes Here's the biggest example: https://www.gamesradar.com/star-tre...need-right-now/. Which I think is an awful take because when Star Trek first aired the Vietnam War was ongoing and JFK was killed only a couple of years before, and everyone was terrified of mutual nuclear annihilation, which I'd have to think is significantly more traumatic than having a bad President in office. The other bit was just paraphrased online slapfights with the basic premise of "you Star Trek fans are just calling Discovery poo poo because you're threatened by a woman of color as a protagonist." I do mean it when I say that Warhammer 40,000 is better though, and not just because of all the pedophiles who happen to be Trekkies! Star Trek posted:Alien: "I WILL SKULL gently caress YOU" Warhammer 40K posted:Alien: "I WILL SKULL gently caress YOU"
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 04:59 |
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:following this thread's glowing recommendations i'm now watching Discovery. it's good. That's basically how I live my life re: rpg recommendations, and it's been working out pretty great. Arivia posted:Tipping would lead to a bigger more complicated system than Phoenix Command. Way way too much man. Just give everyone three dollars. Four is too much, and two is too little.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 05:05 |
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grassy gnoll posted:You run into a basic problem with your Star Trek/Warhammer comparison, which is that I'm pretty sure you'd have just as many sex criminals in both circles, if being a Warham didn't preclude one from having sex. Star Trek posted:"Hrm, what if we reverse the ion polarity to the 6th degree, thereby reducing our quantum entanglement!" "Brilliant! By doing so, we can harmonize our carbon load and pull out of this gravitational flux!" Warhammer 40,000 posted:Just the lyrics to Amen and Attack by Powerwolf, on an infinite loop, at max volume
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 05:17 |
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cheetah7071 posted:oh I figured out your problem, you're watching Voyager instead of a good one I watched maybe a dozen episodes of TNG and a couple of Voyager in my entire life Plutonis posted:The LoGH connoisseur is an enlightened volcel who has transcended the designs of Yaldabaoth and is studying the way to join Sophia. I prefer Irresponsible Captain Tylor
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 05:26 |
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Oh I also checked out Wrath of Khan because Ricardo Montalban was funny in Freakazoid
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 05:32 |
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grassy gnoll posted:You should have picked a selection from that ancient Warhams book where the marine lets loose a genetically-augmented fart in the other dude's face, and it goes on for a couple of paragraphs of description. Star Trek posted:Commander Data: Excuse me Captain, could you spend an entire episode explaining basic human concepts that you and the audience already take for granted, like love, or fart jokes? Warhammer 40K posted:Commander Data, like all the abominable Men of Iron, had been purged millennia ago. No longer shall his ilk be tolerated.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 06:09 |
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I appreciate that it depicts a diverse and healthy group of friends having a good time, like most 40K fans, in contrast the pack of psychopaths that play Warmachine/Hordes and are undoubtedly Alt-Right.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 04:14 |
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Plutonis posted:Are they addressing the power level stuff since one of the PCs is a Smurf? He's a Raven Guard, not an Ultramarine
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 04:35 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:Do you keep making these weird political takes in the thread because you're really hoping some warham nerd will tear into you and you'll finally be able to climax? When did I say anything bad about Warhams? Jesus christ.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 04:59 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:Sorry, I forgot Warmachines is a different mini thing. Oh, okay. It happens.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 05:17 |
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Anyway, is there any word on whether Wrath and Glory will allow for female Space Marines?
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 05:54 |
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Plutonis posted:So loving what, why even give a poo poo about what Nazis like? They also love to drink milk, watch japanimation and play Paradox mapgames but I'm not getting rid of those from my life. My goal in life is to have it written on my tombstone “only 63% like Hitler.” If I have to give up alcohol and sex in order to do this, then so be it. Bedlamdan fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Feb 28, 2018 |
# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 20:57 |
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The regimental standard articles are perfect for this: https://regimental-standard.com/2018/02/28/tech-heresies-of-the-tau-empire-drones/
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 22:01 |
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Just make Sisters of Battle Transhuman or at least give Sisters of Silence upgrades.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 00:01 |
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It’s canon in one of the novels that Fabius Bile considers male only Space Marines to be pointlessly exclusionary, and his own attempts at creating transhumans deliberately avoid making gender a limiting factor
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 03:08 |
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drat it GW, just let me jerk off to your powerful space knights without feeling gay
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 06:29 |
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Xarbala posted:And don't go pointing at internet fan porn either, because if it's not from GW it's not Official and that point you may as well be fapping to a recast from China The best recasts are actually Russian. сука блять!
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 08:51 |
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rumble in the bunghole posted:guide to glorantha is too dense to really start with Maybe you're too dense to start off with it
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 11:39 |
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Kibner posted:Guide to Glorantha. Kibner posted:It rules, even if it is basically an encyclopedia. This guy gets it
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 04:46 |
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dwarf74 posted:Looking at the blog it's basically "5e with houserules" Excellent. At last a D&D 5E without the toxicity of Zak Smith.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 20:29 |
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Arivia posted:It’s Pathfinder so expect at least two books a month, a big rulebook every few months, and as many support materials as your budget can take. People don’t just use mega upload for all their gaming needs?
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