Newspaper Spider-Man: ARRGH! She said the N-WORD!

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Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Endless Mike posted:

It's run in a serial format, so every day matters!

This is a blatant lie brought into the world by the weekday artist, who is clearly jealous of the skilled (and handsome) weekend artist.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 10:40

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:13

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

The writer wants you to know that he watches movies, by golly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIJao3aAVoQ
I could have linked to a video that is just the punchline, but why I would deny this thread such glorious fake crocodiles?

# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 09:28

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Jerusalem posted:

I'm hoping Jonah is gonna wade in and start backhanding Spidey too

"I'll handle this..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 09:30

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I was not prepared for the whok!, let me tell you that.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2018 10:13

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Johnny Walker posted:

"Oh no! If I take off my mask he might start to suspect Peter Parker is Spider-Man!"

You're telling me Peter Parker - Is Spider-Man!?

# ¿ Jul 4, 2018 09:08

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Please stop gaslighting me, Newspaper Spider-Man thread :saddowns:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 09:46

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Just make your life easier and murder them, Peter.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2018 07:37

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

It is even better with the audio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZX60akANU

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 18:03

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Kwyndig posted:

Hopefully they'll realize they can switch opponents, but who am I kidding, Fisk is one brick away from winning his fight.

They will. By the end of next week.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 23:10

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

He had so much more three panel stories to tell...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr_OGf7Xw84&t=150s

# ¿ Nov 12, 2018 20:55

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Samuringa posted:

He wasn't immersed it was just a little spi- oh my loving god, Deep Purple?

He was lucky too, he could have been knocked into Uriah Heep, Procol Harum, Toe Fat or Premiata Forneria Marconi!

# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 12:04

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

KirstenDunstSwingingWithAFakeSpiderman.gif

# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 21:39

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I was on mobile the previous time, so I'll post the gif for real this time.

"You're so amazing, Spider-Man."

# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 13:16

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol is she holding onto a mannequin

Also note the way the wind is blowing in relation to the way she and her man-size doll are supposed to be moving.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 18:12

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Unkempt posted:

An armory? What can possibly be inside a regimental armory?

Maybe it�ll be like the armory in San Francisco :whip:

_{_{A dated reference in 2018.}}

# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 23:33

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Begemot posted:

The charitable interpretation is that Pete has started willfully misinterpreting Killgrave's commands in order to slow down or thwart his attempts at robbery.

But what's actually happening is he's just an idiot.

"Knock him out!"

*Spider-Man stops fighting and casually walks a couple of steps to grab a brick*

# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 10:13

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Newspaper Spider-Man has had bad experiences entering other people�s buildings in darkness, let us see how it plays out this time.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 14:08

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Spider-Man doesn't kill people.

He just wants to stroke their hair and then accidentally snaps their neck.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 10:28

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

davidspackage posted:

Watch and learn how MJ stone cold ices a bitch and dismembers him in a bath tub, Cage.

Hey hey, that is like way too far. We'll just cut out his tongue and remove his teeth one by one. Take it easy.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 11:27

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

In Pipe We Trust

# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 09:53

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Sounds like they have ran out of Stan Lee's backlog of incredible stories.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 11:42

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Reminder that when Ant-Man went into Vision, he first thought it was a good idea to bring some ants along.

Ain�t no party like an ant party :anttony:

# ¿ Mar 9, 2019 17:26

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Bruceski posted:

It was an honor and a privilege posting with you all.

�Now let us perform this string quartet version of the Spider-Man theme....�

�...goddammit Jacques, from the �60�s, not that Danny Elfman crap!�

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 10:38

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Loose enough, because usually he has two pockets of air on his chest for emergencies. Also so he can squeeze his air-breasts on a lonely night when no crime is happening. Yup.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 22:51

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

�Lovemobile� sounds like they�re handing out LSD or shooting pornography. Maybe both!

# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 08:51

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

He didn't SAW that one coming :effort:

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 09:35

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Saoshyant posted:

Kraven knows the discarded one dollar bill trick is going to work with Spider-Man, too.

You'd think after seeing it dozens of times I wouldn't find that half Peter/half Spider-Man face ridiculous anymore. That is not the case. Pretend for one moment it is not symbolic, but that half that mask actually appears when he get the Peter tingle.

Also, note how Peter and MJ changed sides in that second-to-last panel. Is Peter suddenly reversed on the couch and bending over the back like an overly excited kid?

# ¿ Jul 7, 2019 08:22

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Saoshyant posted:

I had never seen �spoor� used in the English language before. But it does make things better if you read all of Kraven�s lines in a ridiculous South African accent.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 08:30

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Ah, it seems Spider-Man knows the procrastinator's mantra: "Today's the day".

# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 08:43

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

https://twitter.com/magsvisaggs/status/1182726896028663808
The kiss of death, in greeting card form.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2019 20:15

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Ah, it is the world�s most lovable rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2019 18:18

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Pharus' gig in the Blue Man Group didn't last long.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 13:42

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I had no idea Magneto had a gig in Namor's sub BTW

# ¿ May 15, 2020 18:45

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Jerusalem posted:

Strange: Hello, I'm Stephen Strange.
MJ: Hello Stephen Strange.
Strange: That's DOCTOR Stephen Strange, thank you very much

Introductions are not his forte.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFg5wUvkGI

# ¿ Jul 11, 2020 09:41

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

If there only was some kind of way to immortalize this moment of triump... *sigh*

# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 19:03

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Haifisch posted:

Holy poo poo! Peter Parker is... Spider-Man?!

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 08:32

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Ah, so that is what the turbo button on a nineties PC did.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2020 20:02

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

That cop has figured out how to shrug and fire a pistol at the same time.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 19:12

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:13

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

A selfie? Wait, this story-line is not from 4 decades ago?! The gorilla suit screamed "old hat" to me.

Edit: That is an edit of a strip posted last page. I'm a fool.

Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Dec 31, 2020

# ¿ Dec 31, 2020 22:41

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