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fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
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I find this article to be very funny

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


I'm glad you enjoyed it, fat gay nonce

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
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in case that sounded insincere I wasn't being insincere, I laughed so hard at the allerdyce one I started crying

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


The Wenger section was a highlight for me and also the Pulis bit. And Mourinho.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

quote:

JURGEN KLOPP, LIVERPOOL

Absolutely no way Jurgen Klopp hasn’t gone Big On the Ales and ended up, alone and with his glasses wonky, face down in a ditch, chowing down worms he thought were chips. You’re on the sofa again tonight, Jurgen. If you come home smelling of soil and piss again you’re getting bin-bagged, mate.

Checks out.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

joel golby is very good, in my opinion

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

loving lmao at this

The Benitez one had me actually laughing out loud in the office

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Gigi Galli posted:

loving lmao at this

The Benitez one had me actually laughing out loud in the office

the shelvey part is amazing.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
ok I've gotten to Sam Allardyce and holy poo poo

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I don't usually like Vice very much but that was really good, Wenger and Allardyce are highlights but I particularly liked the Mourinho bit

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



https://twitter.com/3dueUno/status/954062631651946496?s=17

r.y.f.s.o.
Mar 1, 2003
classically trained
Dyche eats worms, confirmed.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
So rather than eating the worms he just put them in his mouth and didn't chew? I love how he thinks that's a reasonable explanation

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
"Don't eat" present tense, not "have never eaten." Dyche used to eat worms, confirmed.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
worms are high in protein

Dumb Username
Oct 20, 2012
Waiting for a Burnley player to do the worm as a goal celebration.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the woman who is trying to buy newcastle has given an interview where she says shes made 3 separate bids and wants to invest £200m on players and infrastructure and ashley saying there hasn't been a bid is lying

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/...a89f964a801d5e0

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
I wonder if it ever works when people selling something say they've had a higher offer from elsewhere

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Jose posted:

the woman who is trying to buy newcastle has given an interview where she says shes made 3 separate bids and wants to invest £200m on players and infrastructure and ashley saying there hasn't been a bid is lying

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/...a89f964a801d5e0

lol mike ashley is a madman

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

5

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I'm late to the table but liverpool has a history of finding brown people in odd places and whisking them away on the owner's private jet.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
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UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

lol mike ashley is a madman

He definitely wants to sell and this woman doesn't appear to have any backers or money herself. The only people she's said are with her have said they aren't.

In conclusion I'm glad Newcastle are going to get relegated again.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

fat gay nonce posted:

He definitely wants to sell and this woman doesn't appear to have any backers or money herself. The only people she's said are with her have said they aren't.

In conclusion I'm glad Newcastle are going to get relegated again.

They've outgrown the premier league.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
shes a billionaire

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



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Jose posted:

shes a billionaire

No she's not

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jan/18/newcastle-united-amanda-staveley-mike-ashley-unusual-case?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

is also good reading, because I've no loving idea why social media is in love with her

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

desperate to get rid of mike ashley and she was the only named buyer

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
all the articles say he got Newcastle relegated twice in a decade. but he also got them promoted twice. plus they have a CL winning manager

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Jose posted:

shes a billionaire

she's never actually had anything over a few mil and her entire life is a long history of summoning ridiculous sums of money out of weird places, but mostly middle eastern royals, and this time they don't seem as keen

dodgy as all hell

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
yeah i was just remembering an early article that said she had the money to pay for it herself if needed

supposedly the son of those billionaire brothers is still keen to get involved and they own tons of stuff in newcastle

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

She’s some kind of money launderer or something then?
Wtf?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Her dad owns lightwater valley

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I’ll buy Newcastle with someone else’s money, don’t worry I’m totally good for it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if you let benitez spend the tv money and money earned through player sales you'd be doing more than ashley

benitez has apparently known for weeks the sale wasn't happening though

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



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Bape Culture posted:

She’s some kind of money launderer or something then?
Wtf?

She seems to be inexplicably involved in middle Eastern deals, I assume she's the finance version of tag the sponsor.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

if you let benitez spend the tv money and money earned through player sales you'd be doing more than ashley

Most PL clubs keeps the lights on with TV money. To use it all on buying players would require massive year on year investment by any new owners.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

sassassin posted:

Most PL clubs keeps the lights on with TV money. To use it all on buying players would require massive year on year investment by any new owners.

every premier league club in the last 2 years has broken their transfer record except for newcastle who last broke it in 2005. again though he has been promised twice he could spend what he raised through player sales only to be told that isn't the case

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


https://twitter.com/bigchrisholt/status/954025580839817217

That's staggering

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

every premier league club in the last 2 years has broken their transfer record except for newcastle who last broke it in 2005. again though he has been promised twice he could spend what he raised through player sales only to be told that isn't the case

Have you considered selling your best player for £45m?

Your ancient transfer record is almost as high as Swansea's, which was set last summer.

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Yes, but think of the savings

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