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BEST KONG
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Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Lmao hate for the Towers

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Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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axeil posted:

i know nothing about shantae but i did not expect that her magic power was becoming an elephant

She can turn into many animals.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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I hope Shantae gets Ammo Baron's tank in the next game.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Cuntellectual posted:

Why are shantae and mother brain in this game and why does shantae turn into mother brain

Inti Creates helped with Pirate's Curse, and there's a Mother Brain in Blaster Master.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Ken Penders is a crazy person, and I'm glad that tree no longer matters.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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ALRIGHT!!!!

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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frost

WALRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Your Computer posted:

HE HAS NO
STYLE
HE HAS NO
GRACE

YOU GOT
COCONUT GUN

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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grand theft grotto posted:

Some of these boss descriptions in isolation sound like clickbait.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHERE THIS TRAITOR
HID HIMSELF

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Slash Beast kinda looks like Teisel Bonne.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Max Wilco posted:

Was this the X game where all the boss names were references to Guns'N'Roses?

That was X5.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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HonorableTB posted:

he attac
he protec
the supply of goods

:laffo:

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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grand theft grotto posted:

IN THE JUNGLE
HE MUST WAIT
UNTIL THE DICE READ
FIVE OR EIGHT

YOU GOT

*looks down and smiles*

JUMANJI

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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IS
KIND OF
A JERK

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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I want to express that the weapon you get, Soul Body, has one of the best pronunciations in the game.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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HE LIVES IN
THE FCC
AND WANTS TO DESTROY
NET NEUTRALITY

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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grand theft grotto posted:

HE RAN THROUGH DOORS
ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS
HEARD THE NEWS FROM DOC
STANDS ABOVE HIS BELOVED

:five:

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Ursine Catastrophe posted:

this comes so close to working as a DK rap too

HE HAS NO CHILD
HE HAS NO GRACE

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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YEAAAH
YEEEAHHHH
YAAAHHHHH
YEEEAAH

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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TREMBLE WITH TERROR
YOU ARE FINISHED
ARE YOU READY FOR ROUND TWO
TEXT BOX

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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HE DESTROYED THE COUNTRY
AND FLED TO HIS RESORT
THE PEE TAPE
IS REAL

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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HonorableTB posted:

i feel like this thread is about to snap out of a collective fever dream

what the hell is *squints* megan man

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Someone make a note of what page our minds broke.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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axeil posted:

Guile's theme is also based off an obscure Japanese song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGBs-PdpB_Q

Japanese 80s music is its own tier of amazing.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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axeil posted:

whats an E-WI

Nothin'! What's an E-WI with you!?

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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HE PLAYED THE
JAPANESE VERSION
BECAUSE THERE'S LESS TEXT
IN THE CUTSCENES

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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To commemorate earlier:

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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grand theft grotto posted:

The runs today have been good on their own but this thread made today maybe my favorite GDQ day ever.

Cosigning this.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Shwqa posted:

A lot of the companies that force their employees to work double overtime in the Christmas season have their Christmas parties in January.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Hivac posted:

that was 4's plot and it causes the actual antichrist

god, what a good series

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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grand theft grotto posted:

Put your hands together
if you want to clap
as we repeatedly try
this trick in total silence

A METROID AND A BAT
AND A (Adam has not authorized the rest of this rap.)

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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tag yourself, i'm rattle

his face is so goofy, i love it

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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TeaJay posted:

HIPPETY HIP
HIPPETY HOP
RATTLE AND ROLL
ARE AT THE TOP

oh no don't start that again

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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HE RATTLED AND ROLLED
AND CALLED TIME
WHEN HE ENTERED
THE SPACE SHIP

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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hemoptysis posted:

unless you were the streets of rage dude because holy poo poo

Yuzo Koshiro's work is so good that I think it was licensed and credited separately for Streets of Rage.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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He did it WITH PJ ON THE COUCH!

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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LAY-ZX posted:

DRAGON
IS ASLEEP
COMMAND?
COMMAND?
IS ASLEEP
LORD

:yeah:

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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tyblazitar posted:

oh yeah finally some hot leotard action, such an empowered and inspiring character *unzips pants*

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Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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NINT

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