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https://twitter.com/Aniirban19/status/1635719192803688448?s=20 Does the robot actually "get" jokes? I really don't know what's real with this stuff anymore.
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Mar 14, 2023 20:34
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apatheticman posted:Honey I poo poo my pants/threw up all over the floor again because our toilet lid takes 35 seconds to open. We need to buy the toilet DLC to make the lid get a speed buff
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Mar 24, 2023 01:52
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Alucard posted:How else can you have a lemon party without old Dick
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Mar 24, 2023 03:13
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tokin opposition posted:Lol we can't even agree on basic human rights or that the ocean shouldn't rise up and kill everyone because of coal mining job but sure, I bet everyone will work together to stop the evil computer ghost that lives in this dipshits head I've posted it before, but it's wild how they are clamoring for an apocalypse, when we are living in a literal apocalypse right now.
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Mar 30, 2023 17:21
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mawarannahr posted:I got this fun little browser that runs everything through the wayback machine. contemporary web design sucks so loving much. 2003-2007 were peak web imo. Basically just empty quoting this because I find the UI deterioration of the last ten or fifteen years to be really interesting, and annoying.
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Apr 3, 2023 21:06
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Milo and POTUS posted:The eschaton is going to be surreal as poo poo and pretty much the only thing most people have to look forward to this is a cool word that I need to use more eSports Chaebol posted:it’s not just nostalgia. it’s that we experienced a moment in time when a whole field of technology was new enough that Capital didn’t yet know entirely what do what it well said, yeah
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May 4, 2023 00:56
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Skippy McPants posted:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the random racism bit at the end lmao
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May 31, 2023 20:13
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Cup Runneth Over posted:remember you are a gay tapestry How could I forget?
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Jun 27, 2023 20:03
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https://twitter.com/altvu/status/1597049572802834432?s=20 https://twitter.com/altvu/status/1597211817826471936?s=20 
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Jul 6, 2023 20:27
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Al! posted:we got mike judge's (from idiocracy, the documentary) Have you noticed that the 2006 Mike Judge film, Idiocracy, feels more and more like a documentary lately?
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Jul 14, 2023 21:28
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The Oldest Man posted:the problem is the wrong people are having too many drat kids Sounds like a documentary or something.
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Jul 14, 2023 22:32
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Jazerus posted:are you calling nichael a fascist for making a joke about an arfjason catchphrase or what's going on here I think the only reason I'd be offended by this is they never heard of ArfJason or his various political dictates and missives.
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Jul 14, 2023 22:44
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Tulip posted:Idiocracy is explicit eugenicist propaganda. Like that's the movie. That's both what the text of the movie says and the popular reception of the movie. If you want to defend eugenics as not fashy then go ahead. This reminds me of a movie I saw a while back.
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Jul 15, 2023 00:03
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He was correct on the "Nichael" issue.
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Jul 15, 2023 00:50
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speng31b posted:-every fascist ever -every fascist ever
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Jul 15, 2023 03:08
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Classic but I never posted it in this thread before:
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Aug 3, 2023 19:45
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 Why does IHOP have a cryptocurrency
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Sep 12, 2023 16:08
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i think that's just a stamp card that they are calling cryptocurrency. that automatically makes it the best cryptocurrency of all time. at least it's pegged to pancakes
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Sep 12, 2023 16:45
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Rochallor posted:a lotta yall still dont get it lmaoooo
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Sep 12, 2023 17:12
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the "-every fascist ever" post was so loving funny, and I'm glad someone quoted it to remind me. not trying to mock you, Tulip, it was just so drat funny
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Sep 26, 2023 19:38
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ekuNNN posted:https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1705989839319949545 I enjoy no context replies: https://x.com/urinedonater/status/1706100982185152750?s=20
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Sep 30, 2023 21:27
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cross posting because this is appropriate for many threads in how hosed up it is https://x.com/Kotaku/status/1710365197389779110?s=20 https://x.com/WHOH/status/1702763374260441265?s=20 
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Oct 7, 2023 03:38
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LuxuryLarva posted:I volunteer a lot so sometimes I meet people who have lost jobs and I met this guy who lost his job at google and he used to work for the google glass division and then he started working in their AI division. After he got fired his girlfriend dumped him. One time when we were volunteering he told me that deer kept eating all the plants in his garden and I told him to get a goose because it would scare away all the deer. He got a goose egg and he got it to imprint on him and now the goose literally just follows him around his yard and it attacks his neighbors and the other day he told me that the goose scared away a date by flying into her and biting her face. I ruined this nerd's life with a goose. Computers should be illegal. Thanks for listening. LuxuryLarva posted:Even though I lowkey dislike the tech industry and think that tech workers have ruined my hometown by making everything too expensive I can see his humanity and will never tell him how I feel. He seems super sad on most days and has told me multiple times that even though he's been successful financially he's never really accomplished anything at work - that google got rid of every project he ever worked on - that his girlfriend only liked him because he had money. It seems like it's the only living thing that actually loves him even though it attacks the deliveryman and it leaves huge corklike turds all over his car's windshield that he has to pick out with his hands because he says they smear when he uses the wipers. Just saw this but between these and your recent succ zone post, you are an amazing person.
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Oct 7, 2023 03:51
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big fan of luxurylarva and the goose
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Oct 7, 2023 08:07
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ekuNNN posted:
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Oct 7, 2023 17:34
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LuxuryLarva posted:Would it be illegal to get some jewish DNA and then send it to 23 and me just to poison their dataset. Is this a proposition? ekuNNN posted:^^ what?
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Oct 10, 2023 16:12
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anyone got the .txt file of john mccain's brain tumor's genetic bases?
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Oct 10, 2023 18:13
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I assume IDF soldiers are constantly jizzing as they murder children.
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Oct 12, 2023 18:35
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:really brings new meaning to patton's "when you reach your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend" speech 
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Oct 12, 2023 19:19
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joe biden hurrying to beau's body to collect cummies
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Oct 12, 2023 19:19
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i am harry posted:is that a photo of someone holding little ice-covered vials of cum.........................? yes
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Oct 12, 2023 22:07
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LuxuryLarva posted:If anyone ever wonders "why are tech people like this" it's tempting to say that it's because of an ideology but the real reason is because they're all taking amphetamines almost all the time. The ideology often comes after the speed. I have a friend who works at google and once or twice a year she calls me late at night because she took too much medication and she incoherently babbles at me until I hang up. I think it's a feedback cycle for sure, yeah. It's passive and active ideology which then feeds into the above, and similar things. That of course feeds back into the ideological stupidity.
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Oct 13, 2023 19:04
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World War Mammories posted:the cyberpunk 2077 porn parody is literally named "cyberpunk 2077 xxx parody" and this lack of imagination and creativity is how i know the west is dying tragic
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Oct 15, 2023 22:25
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big mean giraffe posted:Does the AI soda just taste like racism It tastes like stale, gross chai tea.
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Oct 17, 2023 17:45
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tokin opposition posted:thank you for reading this post. by not opting out of service by quoting this post you agree to give tokin opposition llc all of your money and assets upon your death
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Dec 11, 2023 00:43
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https://x.com/wnyx_newsradio/status/1736151365511193072?s=20
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Dec 17, 2023 05:40
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https://x.com/Gizmodo/status/1734229351380738056?s=20 https://x.com/Gizmodo/status/1727456952605941979?s=20 https://x.com/Gizmodo/status/1729260599237128677?s=20 A trend I've noticed a lot of in maybe the last five to ten years or so is tech companies releasing purposefully inferior products, pricing them above equivalent products that do substantially more, and doing this all under the rationale of wellness. It's fascinating, but I guess not all that surprising since  . The above products are respectively $350 for a keyboard with a lovely screen, $300 for something an app can do, and around $2,800 for something else an app can do.
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Dec 17, 2023 21:08
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There's also a Jitterbug type phone for trendy yuppies who want to live "disconnected" from screens or some bullshit. It's such an incredible market niche for the most self-absorbed assholes on Earth.Bloody Hedgehog posted:Kodak just released a new Super-8 film camera, for $5k. Continuing their trend of purposefully trying to go out of business. lmao Nichael has issued a correction as of 21:33 on Dec 17, 2023 |
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Dec 17, 2023 21:17
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1glitch0 posted:Oh man I hope I'm named. you're named in the very, very, very long list posters on this website who are inferior to me, nichael, the person posting right now, who is the best
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Dec 17, 2023 21:23
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