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Powered Descent posted:
Flip that middle seat upside down and you could squeeze in another inch or two. edit: Flip it to face backwards too and you might buy an inch or two front-and-back at the same time.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2018 06:44 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 14:21 |
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:I always come back to the fact that as long as people want to ride motorcycles this magical automated driving future is gonna be stuck in first gear. Outlaw motorcycles, problem solved.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 17:07 |
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Yes don't thrown a bunch of electronics and batteries into a local body of water. Find some other way to inflict damage.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2019 04:29 |
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Round-the-clock spycam from your boss shouldn’t be a problem if you have nothing to hide.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 19:51 |
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White guys all look the same.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 05:01 |
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GamingHyena posted:So how was Fhloston Paradise? like
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2019 22:49 |
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it’s a funny commercial IMO
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:17 |
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that can’t be real.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2019 13:37 |
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The $5k oscilloscope data processing software clearly has a hard-coded IP somewhere.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2019 05:39 |
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So it's basically a mobile surveillance camera that can only record one small area of the parking lot at any given time.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2019 03:46 |
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LPT: Mount your remotes on the wall next to the entrance to each room.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2019 20:14 |
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Cyber eye installation will absolutely be available from affordable street vendors when they become available. It will be a lot like when the guy gets a skull gun installed in Diamond Age.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2019 20:59 |
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Self-driving cars will actually be remote-controlled by an outsourced warehouse full of specially-trained rats. Mechanical turk, but with rats.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2019 15:39 |
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Right up there with racist assholes learning they are 20% african.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 19:17 |
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Trabisnikof posted:Apparently the cool new thing in consumerism police state is buying your own automated license plate reader that automatically reports back to the cloud and gives your HOA the ability to track vehicles coming in and out of the neighborhood: I'm going to suggest this to my burbclave.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 21:46 |
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The trick when someone starts asking about how safe particular places are or talking about how unsafe that area is is to do a mental substitution of “white” for “safe.” That’s usually what they are trying to find out.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 02:58 |
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Tashilicious posted:this is just mean Can confirm it is 100% accurate.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2019 19:31 |
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Tashilicious posted:She's a courier not a pizza deliverygirl gently caress I am humiliated. edit: She did deliver a pizza once, so technically
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2019 19:44 |
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The Diamond Age. also owns.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2019 02:21 |
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My only concern is how it departs in reverse (relative to the face painted on it).
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 05:01 |
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I cover up the webcam on my laptop because teleconference software doesn’t always start with the camera off and I don’t want my coworkers to see me in my jammies.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 23:33 |
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Ban internet from smartphones
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 22:14 |
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How do they not have cyber-samurai delivering those yet.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 06:24 |
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Rhesus Pieces posted:speaking of open offices Finally a candidate who will run the country like a business.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2019 00:31 |
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I've been told by some fishologists that salmon actually like doing all that work to swim up the fish ladders. Apparently someone has measured activity in the closest thing to a pleasure center in the salmon brain when they are struggling mightily to jump upstream.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2020 00:29 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:Some of us still have offices with enough privacy we can shitpost most of the day so it’s not all bad I shitpost most of the day from my open floor plan desk. No one else stops looking at Facebook or online shopping long enough to give a gently caress about it as long as stuff gets done.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 05:18 |
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purple death ray posted:The last decade has been startups accidentally reinventing things that have existed for years and charging 100x for them, so this wouldn't be remotely surprising You have to connect them to the internet tho.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 17:33 |
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Shear Modulus posted:have they made a smart bidet yet https://lmgtfy.com/?q=smart+bidet
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 17:35 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:So my question is if the guy didn’t know what instantink did...did he think the inkjet fairy was mailing him printer ink every month? I guess he could have used his printer so infrequently that he went a year without having to replace a cartridge but those lovely printers go thru a lot of ink so it would be unlikely. He was trying to scan, not print. HP remotely disabled the scanner function because he halted his ink payment.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2020 16:00 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:At least they didn't physically slice off the fat and muscle from your body and literally suck the poo poo out of your rear end in a top hat, bud. That's just business as usual That seems a little extreme, making you purge into a Blue Apron-branded bucket would be more feasible.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2020 17:59 |
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vyelkin posted:lol nice apparently my zip code has 250 times the safe recommended levels of arsenic, very cool and good What kind of bedrock are you on, it is probably naturally occurring arsenic.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 23:04 |
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He's not wrong.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 03:21 |
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2018 apparently
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 05:54 |
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"Quick now, before you die, type your checking account number into this form and hit enter."
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 23:55 |
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TFW you can finally sysadmin your fish lights remotely.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 19:06 |
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I always lol at Amazon constantly recommending different versions of everything I have ever bought there.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 04:35 |
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That is exactly why those magnets comes with a million warning labels. Also an astrophysicist thinking that he can derive a medical device from first principals is peak astrophysicist.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 15:24 |
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“Anoderm” is an awesome word and I need to find a way to use it in conversation.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 01:01 |
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https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1254824675013771267?s=20
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2020 00:08 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 14:21 |
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B& for posting while high
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 16:42 |