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Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



the double whammy cra and maid blast to my face over my morning coffee is just too much! I have to write my mla and effect change!

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blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


madmatt112 posted:

everybody bitchin about living in Ontario itt - come move to Edmonton you cowards

it’s both somehow p good and p poo poo

edmonton sucks, theres only 1 proper sex club because they keep getting shut down by nimbys but theres more fuckin rub & tugs than there are liquor stores

to make matters worse, that 1 club has one of those creepy loving jester statues they used to have at WEM mounted just behind the stripper pole. its like buddy i dont need your clown eyes judging me for my sins god's doing overtime on that

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I’ll admit I’ve never judged a city on the number of proper sex clubs vs tug parlours. much to think about

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

blatman posted:

edmonton sucks, theres only 1 proper sex club because they keep getting shut down by nimbys but theres more fuckin rub & tugs than there are liquor stores

to make matters worse, that 1 club has one of those creepy loving jester statues they used to have at WEM mounted just behind the stripper pole. its like buddy i dont need your clown eyes judging me for my sins god's doing overtime on that

hmm

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

lol this is why you don't want Ontarian emigres imo.

Quebecers moving there would complain about the projection used in your porno theatres and the lack of the full Roadshow presentation in Super Panavision 70 of some French porno from the 60's.

DJJIB-DJDCT has issued a correction as of 15:59 on Apr 14, 2024

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




blatman posted:

edmonton sucks, theres only 1 proper sex club because they keep getting shut down by nimbys but theres more fuckin rub & tugs than there are liquor stores

to make matters worse, that 1 club has one of those creepy loving jester statues they used to have at WEM mounted just behind the stripper pole. its like buddy i dont need your clown eyes judging me for my sins god's doing overtime on that

ah yes, determining my favourite canadian city by quantity and quality of sex clubs. edmonton is out.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


Ontario come from aways judging cities by the quality of their Cactus Club's or dirty sex dungeons ftw

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

yeah I think I rescind my offer/challenge to come out west, after much thinking

Trucker Hat
Jul 25, 2021

Bilirubin posted:

"Welp, I guess I'm back to Square One!"

I liked it, thank you

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis

blatman posted:

edmonton sucks, theres only 1 proper sex club because they keep getting shut down by nimbys but theres more fuckin rub & tugs than there are liquor stores

to make matters worse, that 1 club has one of those creepy loving jester statues they used to have at WEM mounted just behind the stripper pole. its like buddy i dont need your clown eyes judging me for my sins god's doing overtime on that
Huh. I wondered where those went when they de-branded Bourbon Street. Glad to know they're in a less frightening location.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

blatman posted:

edmonton sucks, theres only 1 proper sex club because they keep getting shut down by nimbys but theres more fuckin rub & tugs than there are liquor stores

to make matters worse, that 1 club has one of those creepy loving jester statues they used to have at WEM mounted just behind the stripper pole. its like buddy i dont need your clown eyes judging me for my sins god's doing overtime on that

montreal stays winning

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

madmatt112 posted:

yeah I think I rescind my offer/challenge to come out west, after much thinking

cspam isn't sending you their best

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

Qu’elle soit extra ou ordinaire
Chaque vie finit d'la même manière
C'est la seule justice sur la Terre
Tous égaux dans le cimetière


Suplex Liberace posted:

the double whammy cra and maid blast to my face over my morning coffee is just too much! I have to write my mla and effect change!

I think we all need to come together on this, I've got some extra crayons and paper if anyone needs it

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Albino Squirrel posted:

Huh. I wondered where those went when they de-branded Bourbon Street. Glad to know they're in a less frightening location.

its fuckin wild, idol of a dead trickster god staring at your butt as you go upstairs to the "bed" thats a 2x3 grid of king mattresses

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

madmatt112 posted:

yeah I think I rescind my offer/challenge to come out west, after much thinking

buddy your province has been advertising here for years now. full subway station takeovers imploring us to come discover the alberta advantage (low taxes)

unfortunately for you, it attracts the kind of ontarian willing to move to alberta

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I’m learning so much

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

infernal machines posted:

buddy your province has been advertising here for years now. full subway station takeovers imploring us to come discover the alberta advantage (low taxes)

unfortunately for you, it attracts the kind of ontarian willing to move to alberta

I enjoyed living in Calgary, but honestly the biggest issue isn't the average Albertan, its the people that move there because they think it is Canada's Texas, and that effectively makes it true.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
ewwwwwwww!

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Virtual Russian posted:

I enjoyed living in Calgary, but honestly the biggest issue isn't the average Albertan, its the people that move there because they think it is Canada's Texas, and that effectively makes it true.

ehhhh

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

I had a union job and so did all my friends. I made 16 - 18 an hour (depending on the shift), and paid 500 a month in rent, all included. I had very involved expensive hobbies like paintball, went to sick underground music shows at least once a week, and generally enjoyed life. Calgary was a vibrant happening place, you just had to avoid stampede week when all the assholes flew in, got loaded, and then went around looking for trouble.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




the GO train is pretty good

ElehemEare
May 20, 2001
I am an omnipotent penguin.

bedpan posted:

this was a wild story. were there any more revelations?

No charges warranted against N.S. Mounties who shot up fire hall during mass shooting: Ontario watchdog

quote:

The Onslow Belmont fire hall had been designated as a refuge for people displaced by the shootings.

An RCMP officer in a marked police cruiser was stationed outside the hall for security. The gunman was driving a car that had been made to resemble an RCMP cruiser.

When the two officers, constables Terry Brown and Dave Melanson, came upon the fire hall, they thought the police car out front belonged to the gunman.

The officers brought their unmarked car to a sudden stop in front of the hall and started shooting. They hit a sign, a garage door and one of the fire trucks.

<...>

"Viewed objectively, in light of the protections afforded to peace officers by Section 25 of the Criminal Code, the totality of the circumstances, in what was a rapidly unfolding series of events, establishes that SO1 and SO2 had a lawful excuse when they discharged their firearms."

Fake rear end justice system.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


Epic CBC not including this in the article but when those braindead Mounties shot up the evacuation centre one of the staff was standing next to the cop car they shot at in an orange safety vest lmao. Also those two same morons later almost opened fire on some Halifax city cops at a checkpoint before someone on the radio told them what they were looking at

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


This article from the Halifax Examiner lays out a better idea of what happened when they shot up the fire hall

https://www.halifaxexaminer.ca/commentary/internal-rcmp-report-raises-questions-about-officers-actions-but-sirt-too/

I forgot the killer was described in an orange vest so whatever but everything else says it all

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

Shoot first and ask questions later

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
if you shoot enough you don't have to ask questions

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Virtual Russian posted:

I enjoyed living in Calgary, but honestly the biggest issue isn't the average Albertan, its the people that move there because they think it is Canada's Texas, and that effectively makes it true.

yeah, that's what i mean.

alberta gets the worst ontarians (see: the cpc for the last two decades). they're doing us a solid, but i feel bad for anyone from there

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

infernal machines posted:

yeah, that's what i mean.

alberta gets the worst ontarians (see: the cpc for the last two decades). they're doing us a solid, but i feel bad for anyone from there

I forget the name of the cowboy apparel shop in the Chinook Mall, but it always made me think of this:

ElehemEare
May 20, 2001
I am an omnipotent penguin.

Virtual Russian posted:

I forget the name of the cowboy apparel shop in the Chinook Mall, but it always made me think of this:



Lammles?

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



CLAM DOWN posted:

all drivers here are loving insane holy poo poo

mississauga is the only place i've been where I had to look both ways on the sidewalk

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008


that sounds correct

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



fisting by many posted:

mississauga is the only place i've been where I had to look both ways on the sidewalk

after you live in mississauga a while you get used to it, by which i mean you lose your will to live and simply accept that the Cars will take you when it is your time

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
you spend long enough in mississauga, you'll welcome it

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

infernal machines posted:

yeah, that's what i mean.

alberta gets the worst ontarians (see: the cpc for the last two decades). they're doing us a solid, but i feel bad for anyone from there

Didn’t their premier invite all rootin tootin Real Canadians to move there recently?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Didn’t their premier invite all rootin tootin Real Canadians to move there recently?

not my premier :colbert:

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
mm, mm famous ontario transplant danielle smi--

*holds finger to ear*

what's that, she's? oh.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://twitter.com/ColinDMello/status/1779980565011165303?t=u2MoLHpXwxncQZ6RjqjQJQ&s=19

Bye-bye Greenbelt?

Bleck
Jan 7, 2014

No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.
oh boy another new highway that'll sure uh that will uh help with the uh the, well, uh,

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

"Other projects include a new twin bridge over the Welland Canal on the Queen Elizabeth Way, widening of Highway 401 in eastern Ontario, widening Highway 17 from Arnprior, Ont. To Renfrew, Ont., and reconstructing a stretch of Highway 101 in northern Ontario"

:psyduck:

What about VIA and GO? For christ's sake.

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
go is seeing a fairly large service expansion, they're loving with UPX a bit though

via is national and lol if the feds are doing anything directly

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