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Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

I wrote an email to Justin asking that he criticize the Saudis' ongoing genocide in Yemen as a response to this stupid bullshit, because I'm literally retarded and love wasting my time on futile things.

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Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

I'm now an ultranationalist. Withdraw from NATO! Invade Saudi Arabia! Anyone who doesn't want to join the People's Death Battallions and overwhelm Riyadh in a human wave is a traitor to the nation. Canada First!

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

I saw what appears to be a socialist sticker pasted up in my solidly conservative Edmonton suburb. Can someone identify it or what org it comes from?

The clasped hands kind of seem to form a swastika though, so maybe it's nazbol.

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Arivia posted:

"All that is solid melts into air" is a pretty famous quote from the Communist Manifesto, so probably not Nazi.

Nazbol

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

'least it's not a dodge

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

It's gonna own when the economy collapses from all the bubbles bursting at once and the chuds get to blame the carbon tax and then as a result we end up with conservative governments at every level of power and they privatize healthcare

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Being in Alberta and watching politics has been a great lesson on how stupid and doomed this province is. Oil bottoms for the first time and the province enters recession, and that combined with everyone hating Prentice and the right vote being split means the NDP wins a majority in the 2015 election. The hogs immediately blame the NDP for the recession, and continue to do so even as the economy picks up. Then, just before the next election, oil bottoms again, which is naturally the NDP's fault. Now, Jason Kenney, the slime-filled orb who parachuted in from Ottawa promising to privatize healthcare, will almost certainly be the next premier. This province's fate will then be sealed.

The NDP, for their faults, were this province's slim hope to diversify the economy before the final oil crash. They were too little, too late. Now this idiot province is doomed to become Newfoundland but with oil instead of fish (and without the charm).

The majority of people will continue to blame the NDP forever, because correlation means causation and if only they hadn't gotten rid of the flat tax we would still be pumping that oil, and the last thoughts of many an unemployed rig pig as the fentanyl makes them forget to breathe will be of hatred for Notley. Nothing will ever be learned by anyone here, and the vast wasteland between Lloydminstyer and the Rocky mountains will be a testament to the stupidity and greed of mankind. Always bet on hellworld!

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

*Drives his $70,000 turbo-diesel pickup truck with $20,000 dollars of modifications to the grocery store and leaves it running outside*

I'm being taxed... TO DEATH!

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Friendship ended with NDP, now Communist Party of Canada (Marxist-Leninist) is my best friend

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Helsing posted:

If PT6A starts posting here I will reap such a terrible vengeance in CanPol that you guys won't even be able to close your eyes at night without seeing my "CHRYSTIA FREELAND IS A NAZI LOVER" posts flashing across the backs of your eyelids.

Hey I just came up with this one: Chrystia "Arbeit Macht" Freeland

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

I've been to Toronto maybe 8 times. 7 of those times I never left the airport.

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Edmonton Journal put out a full front page add about NDP DEFICIT. Postmedia delenda est.

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

N A T I O N A L I Z E

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012


This reminds me of when Al-Qaeda was saying ISIS was too extreme for them

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

I'm seeing a lot of NDP lawn signs, so that's hopeful. But then again I'm in Edmonton, not Calgary.

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

The age of man has ended. the age of the orc... has begun

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

if alberta secedes and you wanna form a loyalist death squad pm me and we can set something up

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df7jOd6HcIY#t=36s

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

My suggestion would be to do a stint in the Communist Party to pad your CV, then just before this country goes fascist defect to China. If you're lucky, after WW3 you'll get a nice cushy job in the Chinese puppet Canadian Democratic Republic

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I know this is a genuine fear for a lot of people, and I keep seeing it raised so I'm curious. Is this something that the Governor general could block, and would they? Its been a while since I knew how our government functioned, and I can't remember who can block what.

I don't think the governor general has vetoed or ever will veto anything

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

I have $1.55 in Canadian Tire money in my wallet

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012


You would think that something so on-the-nose would give people pause, something appearing like nothing less than a plague visited upon us by God. But any lesson just stops dead before it gets halfway through people's skulls. They'll never learn a thing. In 30 years we'll be choking on the smoke from April to October, there will be adults who don't remember a time before the smoke. But they will remember the Job Killing Carbon Tax and how we must never not be be Open for Business

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

where is big joe mufferaw now, in our hour of need

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Last week it was 31 degrees in Edmonton and it was like 40 degrees indoors at my work. If there's a real heatwave there's a good possibility I'll die

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

lol if you trust the police

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

the coolest gun is the AS VAL, which is featured in Stalker:Shadow of Chernobyl as the VLA Special Assault Rife

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Jason Kenney driving his RAM 1500 SLT Double Cab triumphantly into the convention center is something I still have difficulty processing. It was like a parody, or a fever dream.

It was just such a pure distillation of everything I hate about this loving province. An Ontario politician who never had a real job in his life driving around in the worst pickup truck on the market that every dipshit wannabe suburban redneck in Alberta thinks is "tough", using it as a prop as if to say "see, you loving stupid hogs? I'm just like you! You loving morons!" and they just lapped it up.

Now this idiot province is doomed and all of us sensible people in Edmonton are gonna get dragged down along with all the dumbfuck rubes.

Ansar Santa has issued a correction as of 22:40 on Jul 24, 2019

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

gently caress Alberta and lol @ Fiat truck

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

lol if you're a "leftist" and only want the agents of the bourgeois state to have access to guns

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

permabanned from cbc comment section for advocating the liquidation of the royal family

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

apatheticman posted:

Monetarily or physically?

you already know in your heart the answer

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

so sad I have to vote for justin now just because its funny

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Third permaban from CBC comment section, baby. You can post all the nazi propaganda you want, but if you tell a nazi to go suck off a luger it's all over for you!

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

infernal machines posted:

tbf, telling someone to go suck off a luger will get you banned here too

but i can pay 10 bux

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

anyway my point is cbc mods are nazis. nazi is a banned word on the cbc comment section, btw, you cant call someone a nazi. You can say that admitting refugees is a globalist plot to destroy the west, but you cant say the word "nazi". Defund those punks.

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

lambskin posted:

Goddamn I grew up in Humboldt Saskatchewan and I still didn't see that much camo lol

what's the deal with Humboldt? I know a guy whose dad is from Humboldt, then the bus accident, and now there's a goon from Humboldt

it's like it's some kind of... nexus

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

as an Albertan, Alberta is most certainly the dumbest and worst

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

that's gotta be the cbc comment section

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

the 'roni is now confirmed to be community circulating in Alberta. They still will not test you unless you've been in contact with someone from outside the country, though.

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Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012


I have a personal vendetta against Tristan Hopper. House one.

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