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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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i read literally every post in that thread. lomarf.

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Wheany posted:

Yes i have also taken a cab home after a night out drinking

same. it feels great to live in the 21st century sometimes, doesnt it?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

as i posted earlier, we have nearly zero cab presence. it's over an hour wait, if they even show up.

congrats on living in a poo poo place i guess?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

don’t encourage him

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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my family name is incredibly rare so my name is globally unique and if you search for me you just find me

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

there's a serial killer from the 80s with my name so I pretty much never come up in any Google search results ever except sometimes linkedin


protip for making you skids lives easier: name them after mass killers

my best friend is literally named james jones

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

singapore, Malaysia, Thailand as well - if you are a 6.5figgy expat you probably have a filipina maid

also hong kong, which actually has a separate (lower ofc) minimum wage and normal path to permanent residency doesn't apply for se asian domestic workers.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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Luigi Thirty posted:

http://www.khou.com/article/news/lo..._source=twitter


if you own several small business, you are no longer a small business hth

america owns

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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id rather pay a professional to fly for me while i watch a movie or sleep in economy class.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

hey guys remember biohacking

“I want to take care of my body in best way possible,” Greenfield said during a webinar earlier this month, in which he spoke to listeners while walking on a treadmill. Part of that, he said, means “having fun with using what science has given us to make the body better.”

...

In November, Greenfield visited U.S. Stem Cell, a controversial clinic in Florida, to have his penis injected with his own stem cells. If the name of the clinic seems familiar, that’s because it’s the same Florida clinic that last year unintentionally blinded three patients in a clinical trial of an unproven stem cell therapy.

...

“I wanted to go from good to great, and to get a bigger dick,” he told Gizmodo. “I’m not going to lie, that’s why guys without erectile dysfunction would do this.”

lol hes gonna keep trying this stuff until he gets ultra dick cancer

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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fishmech posted:

remember how bernie sanders is a neoliberal shill who somehow managed to lose to the supposed worst campaign ever, but idiots leap on his dick because he touched a socialist once in 1962?

hmm, no i dont remember that

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

im glad america didn't elect a president whose life is characterized by unchallenged nepotism, failing upward, and being elected to high profile public office for which they are manifestly unqualified

me too op

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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https://www.inc.com/bill-murphy-jr/17-united-airlines-employee-replies-to-uniteds-new-bonus-lottery.html

lol @ this creative corporate thinking

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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christ

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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what the heck is wrong with the people working at facebook that they keep doing this sort of thing

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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JawnV6 posted:

for me ethics was covered in a course that also recommended the textbook, "Technical Writing and Professional Communication: For Nonnative Speakers of English"

we went over resumes, cover letters, and the kansas city hyatt disaster

lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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lol the previous page had me lolling irl several times

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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Sagebrush posted:

Did you notice the post a few before yours where I told him he was correct and he still had to post again to reaffirm it

thats our fishmech

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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Condiv posted:

someone posted what the street actually looks like at night, and surprise surprise, it's way brighter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XOVxSCG8u0&t=32s

lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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also lol at this hackernews comment:

quote:

Either Uber's gear is _way_ less sophisticated (to the point of being too dangerous to use in public), it was faulty (but being used anyway, either because its self test is also faulty, or because the driuver/company ignored fault warnings) - or _perhaps_ Google's marketing material is faked and _everybodies_ self driving tech is inadequate?

hole in three

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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my friend here in shenzhen found a place selling disposable vape pens for 3 rmb each, including packaging and delivery.

e: thats less than 50 cents

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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infernal machines posted:

how much does it cost to get your face repaired after the battery goes critical?

depends where u live

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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take it to the diet thread. soyboy, bithc.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Xaris posted:

lol imagine being asked to hurt other people and endanger your own life for $7/hr all in the name of corporate profits for a several hundred billion dollar corporation

lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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ive never shoplifted

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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lol irl at that seat.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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luv lying to myself

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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there’s a bar on the first floor of my building. it’s a relaxed little whisky and craft beer bar and im on the 29th floor so it’s cool

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol no mention of kissinger and mattis getting soaked

kissinger invested in theranos?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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Jonny 290 posted:

he was on the board lmao

lol god bless elizabeth holmes

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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im cleaning out my grandparents house because my grandma just died but the idea of the waltons and kissinger losing a bunch of money is bringing a smile to my face

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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Suspicious Dish posted:

I was told this a month ago by someone that works in the AI space, and he heard it from a friend of his. Apparently the object-detection network in a major self-driving car has a known-false positive that reports a pedestrian backing out, and it was such an issue it was causing the car to stop when nothing was there. Often in an unsafe manner. They put another layer of heuristics after the object-detection network to filter out certain "false positive" misclassificatons. I would guess you're seeing the results of that. Somewhere, they had a "pedestrian on a bike" false positive that was causing them to stop uncontrollably, so they put some in some code to ignore it because it was wrong. Oops.

lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

*computer thinking harder than it ever has in its life*

not hotdog

lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol at everything in this post

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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cant good southern boys like that handle a bit of spice?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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i just put sriracha on a mcdonalds hamburger

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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President Beep posted:

:yum:

sounds good to me

it was very satisfying.

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Shaggar posted:

sriracha is overrated crap

its a pretty decent hot sauce shaggar. something can be overrated and also good

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