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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


flarida

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Nov 1, 2014

skaboomizzy posted:

Great decision, awesome timing, enjoy the hundreds of righteously angry teens literally on their way there right now

Tallahassee schools gave all their kids an excused absence if they wanna go scream outside the capitol building tomorrow, it sounds like it'll be a good show

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Nov 1, 2014

Zyla posted:



when you're on a right wing website and they show you the facts

p wild that all those islam terror attacks killed so many people just with weed

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Nov 1, 2014

sloppo posted:

what the gently caress did you idiots do to the thread

guns guns gunsgunsgunsgunsgunavunayunagunaguna

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Nov 1, 2014

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/966061854303965191

what the gently caress is wrong with florida's state legislature

they were elected by floridians

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Nov 1, 2014

Bearjew posted:

not very accurate, waste too many bullets to kill too few people

sounds perfect for firing aimlessly into a huge crowd :thunk:

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Nov 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/966074529201246209

whoops we got a name

https://twitter.com/Aloha711/status/966075047688499200

and an @

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Nov 1, 2014


didn't we already hear about this??

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Nov 1, 2014

SKULL.GIF posted:

I honestly expected this technology to pop up sooner or later

it's amazing that we as a society are completely and utterly unprepared for this

it's gonna rule and im gonna have so much fun putting politicians in worldstar street fight videos

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Nov 1, 2014

shovelbum posted:

Lol London alone has like 500 acid attacks a year, is America beating that yet

woah did someone :lsd: 499 more people while i wasn't paying attention

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Nov 1, 2014

Good soup! posted:

all mathematics classes will be replaced with an online course consisting of convoluted explanations of the dumb loving redstone system from minecraft

all physics classes replaced with the half a press guy explaining mario 64 parallel universes

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Nov 1, 2014

BAE OF PIGS posted:

We have a newish employee at work, and she's dumb as a loving rock. We have to have proof of at least a high school education in employee training binders, and most people just provide a copy of high school transcripts (which can be loads of fun to read). This girl failed out of her traditional HS, and then went to some online highschool, and somehow got an F in homeroom at an online highschool. She still somehow "graduated".


And cool, I just remembered I have to do her evaluation today.

homeschool/virtual school is a loving joke and everyone i know that spent any time in it came out horribly socially stunted

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Nov 1, 2014

shovelbum posted:

i think homeschooling is fine w the right parents, my cousins were homeschooled in a weird fundie bubble and they came out well equipped to function in those circles, have careers and poo poo, idk theyre pretty much like mormons but not mormon

and now they're locked into that weird fundie social bubble for life, which was the intent lol

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Nov 1, 2014

euphronius posted:

They should ban hands

they should ban florida representatives

mormonpartyboat posted:

whats the etiquette for tipping an uber driver who takes you to a massacre

do you tip low to really drive home the whole monster aesthetic

or tip high to make sure people can see the shades of gray

definitely high tips so you can bring him in as a character witness

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Nov 1, 2014

new favorite c:orb: picture

https://twitter.com/FRANKGRIMES420/status/966113953716801538

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Nov 1, 2014

UFOTacoMan posted:

from what I gather it was a fridge with tannerite in it???

for reference: see video of man getting leg blown off when he shoots at a lawnmower with tannerite put in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6V0S1m5a7U

is this the muh leg guy cuz that video rules

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Nov 1, 2014

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/966348362487300096


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

this dude rules

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Nov 1, 2014

zegermans posted:

the "shadowy Jew that secretly controls the world" is, like, the 2nd biggest tenant of white supremacy behind "blacks are genetically inferior"

they just tell themselves it's because he's a (((globalist communist))) (or sometimes a nazi? maybe both? whatever) and definitely not because he's a (((banker)))

right wing ideology doesn't need to be consistent, you just need enemies

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Nov 1, 2014

tenderjerk posted:

doesn't literally everything 'look like a coyote' in pitch black night :raise:

when all you've got is a gun, everything looks like a coyote trying to eat your babies

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Nov 1, 2014

shovelbum posted:

most of america is probably kneejerk pro gun until u start pushing the DEAD KIDS thing really hard by attacking the remaining LIVE KIDS like this is not effective policy at all

what if you start turning the live kids into more dead kids so you can thoughts n prayers em :thunk:

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Nov 1, 2014

steakums got verified a while ago and the gimmick is much less funny once i learned that steakums are an actual product you can buy at any grocery store

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Nov 1, 2014

shovelbum posted:

yeah idk what they are, like lil beef flaps?

its frozen meat cubes or some poo poo who cares

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Nov 1, 2014


hell yeah

euphronius posted:

lmao it's 80 degrees

hell no

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Nov 1, 2014

WarMECH posted:

shouldnt all these kids be in school right now its wednesday afternoon for crying out loud

every tallahassee public school gave their kids a day off to go scream at the capitol building

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Nov 1, 2014

mormonpartyboat posted:

its weird that the alt-right are so obsessed with curbing immigration

hitler rejuvenated the german economy after ww1 by bringing in over like 12 million foreign nationals to be crisis actors

it's not weird at all
the entire nazi worldview is that jews/globalists are trying to bring in browns to dilute their superior white genes and ????
they don't give a poo poo about the economy

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Nov 1, 2014

Elephanthead posted:

Holocaust joke goes up in smoke.

thats what happens when you write 12 million instead of 6

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Nov 1, 2014


i hope they tear him limb from limb

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Nov 1, 2014

Augus posted:

can't imagine why an upper middle class family would move to florida

it is well known in florida that nobody has ever moved here, or would want to do so

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Nov 1, 2014


how do you say thick wife in arabic so i can pair it with inshallah

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Nov 1, 2014

2DCAT posted:

team trupm has gone to bizarre lengths to force me to resign now. In addition to being paid to do nothing, they are now sending me around the country (yay free per diem) to sit around and continue to do nothing,... in an effort to annoy me with TSA lines to the point that i resign?? :thunk:.

So if you live in: SF, San Jose, Sacramento, Tampa Bay, Orlando, Austin, or Boston and would like to drink for free on taxpayers per diem, let me know :suicide:

oh hey im in tampa wheres my drink

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Nov 1, 2014

2DCAT posted:

lets drink next week imo

tell you what ill start now let me know when you pull up

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Nov 1, 2014

Al! posted:

my ideal cnn gun control town hall involves the teens constructing a scaffold in the background the entire time and the panelists turning around and learning their true fate at the very end

:hai:

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Nov 1, 2014

Zikan posted:

these are literally crisis actors lmao

now nobody can accuse them of doing this since every chud has been screaming about it all week :smugdon:

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Nov 1, 2014

Al! posted:

wait, is this this milkshake dad:



oh my god it is

of course they found the trump shirt moron

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Nov 1, 2014

i hear you, but im not listening

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Nov 1, 2014

raise the age to buy a gun

to 100

and make it so you can only buy 1 bullet (for yourself, you old gently caress)

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Nov 1, 2014

Al! posted:

what happens if an armed teacher and an armed undercover marine go after the same student?????

i think i saw this on the new planet earth

they start roaring at each other and the student rolls over and presents herself to protect her young?? that sounds right

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Nov 1, 2014


nice companion piece for the Give Every Teacher a Gun argument happening in DC rn

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Nov 1, 2014

shovelbum posted:

wait every school in WV is on wildcat strike?

it looks like its just a regular strike to me, over not getting paid

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Nov 1, 2014

euphronius posted:

"it will take a long time " is how they fought desegregation

it will take a long time because they're not going to do anything until this happens 10 more times

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