Dr. VooDoo posted:

A lot of low level Trumpian assholes pick up on the Qult stuff to bolster their size of a base. Most of them don’t realize once you announce you’re one of them the Qult brings ALL their insane poo poo to your social media presence so soon you’re trying to distance yourself from the people talking about Jewish satanist run pedophile child eating deep state sex rings and the rest of your base starts seeing you as a crack pot idiot

The Lone Badger posted:

I know this is missing the point, but you could ring any of a dozen different Chinese chemical companies and have a conversation along the lines of "Hi, I'd like some partially-oxidised epinephrine... yes carboys are fine... next month? Excellent." Where do the tortured children come into it?

alpha_destroy posted:

There is an even bigger crazier one further down the twitter thread. It's a masterpiece.

fishmech posted:

You can tell this is evil liberal fake news because it lists JP Morgan's reason for causing the sinking of the Titanic to be killing opposition to the Federal Reserve. In reality, he had it sunk to attempt to hide the existence of an ancient warm-frozen Egyptian princess who can be revived with the right equipment and return to her dominion over the Levant in the right hands.

i am harry posted:

If you look at the thumbnail without your glasses on it's a white teddy bear wearing a red eye patch, green bikini top and orange bottom.
E: sitting in a puddle of piss

Corsair Pool Boy posted:

The Illuminatus! Trilogy.

Helen Highwater posted:

Why do they need a decoy to be able to launch F-15s?

Moose-Alini posted:

But holy frikkin moly that site format. Straight up couldn’t open it on my tablet, and made my super beefy PC chug. Autists apparently make bad websites.

vseslav.botkin posted:

Goon Danton posted:

Speaking of old dark enlightenment thinkers and meth, what's Nick Land up to?

steinrokkan posted:

In a year freep will be held up as the bastion of reasonable moderate republicans who should be courted by pragmatic democrats

Murgos posted:

Oh man don’t you see? *rips bong* We are all Q and we are all HRC and we are all Alice and remember what the dormouse said!

Sperglord Firecock posted:

MOUNTAINS ARE TREE TRUNKS

Vahakyla posted:

Is that real?

jojoinnit posted:

A bit belated but:



Q is a burger chain here in Belgium

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

J/O crystal overlap is just what qanon needs. Do we know what spiritual armor is?

Seven Hundred Bee posted:

I feel like Q stuff is getting crazier and merging into general conspiracy nonsense. Not that pizzagate was ever sane, but it was a lot more loving sane than time travel. Gotta be a good thing, right?

TulliusCicero posted:

What if you shoot a "looter" but the looter was wearing a big jacket so you couldn't tell who they were until you went to bury the corpse, and then you found out they were a white male, and thus a noble survivor simply trying to pull themselves up by their boot straps to survive in a world that makes it so hard for white men?

It makes u think

Mozi posted:

It would be funny to somehow bring it around at the end to having Hillary be the real hero but it was all covered up by the Deep State to confuse the people.

fishmech posted:

This sounds legit unlikely, seeing as mass literacy/recorded music/movies didn't do that and that was a much larger change than "do it all except on the online"

chitoryu12 posted:

And at the height of the Ukrainian Civil War someone came around who knew a guy that was handling artillery shells for the Ukrainian military. Long story short, I still have the picture on my phone of a shell with "Caro Package" written on it being sent to the front.

Something Awful is going to have a loving weird history by the time it finally dies.

Goon Danton posted:

No they're in the secret basement

Which is apparently the size of South Bend, Indiana

jojoinnit posted:

Is Steve Quayle related to Dan? And if so, what does the missing E in potato signify?

pseudanonymous posted:

I have to admit to a kind of ignorance about Australia that means I'm ill-equipped to even joke about Australians. To me, it's a fanciful land of drop-bears and horrifying spiders where everything wants to kill you. Screws and toilets might as well turn the other way there for all I know.

jojoinnit posted:

If Q are all non-white people who aren't that used to Caucasian faces then this all sounds much more plausible.

Don Gato posted:

So are these portals to hell or to other places on earth? I haev a few questions regarding the logistics of what he's talking about.

hitchensgoespop posted:

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