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How are the guys who were searching a cement factory / the desert for the secret Soros-Clinton trafficking camps going?
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 14:34 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:08 |
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Goon Danton posted:I don't remember the specific, but yeah the initial missile story put it in the complete wrong side of the world, and the story for a while amounted to "intercontinental ballistic anti aircraft missile." An ICBM could be used to shoot down an aircraft just fine. Lots of aircraft, in fact.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 01:32 |
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I know this is missing the point, but you could ring any of a dozen different Chinese chemical companies and have a conversation along the lines of "Hi, I'd like some partially-oxidised epinephrine... yes carboys are fine... next month? Excellent." Where do the tortured children come into it?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 10:07 |
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Ratoslov posted:Or you could just buy cocaine like a civilized wastoid. But that's illegal!
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 22:50 |
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Dr. VooDoo posted:I love that the r/greatawakening refugees made the pilgrimage to the holy land of 8chan, birth place of prophet Q, to continue the fight against the children eating pedophile cabal only to find it a cesspool of child porn. Maybe the real Cabal was the friends we made along the way. The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Sep 14, 2018 |
# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 00:46 |
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Mega Comrade posted:What the gently caress is 'alt-tech'? Like a techbro but even worse.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 08:58 |
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They're just combining two highly traditional conspiracy themes, "(thing) is all fake!" and "everything is the jews fault!" into the new hotness "the jews are fake!".
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 22:32 |
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jojoinnit posted:HE WAS TALKING ABOUT OCTOBER 6th! (53-47) If you count the two secret presidents that the Deep State deleted from history then Trump is the 47th president.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 09:52 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Where did this tunnel stuff even come from? The tunnel maintenance bit makes me think they're reading something about the DC metro and getting confused about public transportation. They are terrified of public transport.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2018 01:31 |
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fishmech posted:and at the higher ranks there was a convenient set of people retiring ahead of you to ensure you weren't delayed there (as there are only limited slots available at the higher ranks). A friendly senator can't really help you there, Unless of course said senator has their own team of elite assassins...
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 00:53 |
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TulliusCicero posted:So Trump's big wet fart happened. Is the storm here now? Been and gone. All done.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 06:48 |
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RatHat posted:What's this Michelson-Morley experiment he keeps bringing up? He says it proves the existence of the Aether and that the Earth doesn't move, but Wikipedia says it DISPROVES the Aether and says nothing about a stationary Earth. Michelson-Morley proves that the Earth is not moving relative to the medium through which light propagates. Since it would be ridiculous to assert that the Earth is the only object in the universe that is at rest relative to the aether, instead it is taken as evidence that there is no aether.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 03:34 |
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Helen Highwater posted:The thing about most cruises is that they are full of olds and pretty much on any cruise a non-zero number of them die. I used to date a girl who was a croupier on a cruise ship and she said that when the staff got ice-cream for their meals, it meant that the freezers were too full because they were being used as temporary morgues. If this is normal why don't they have a normal morgue on board?
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 06:51 |
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Climate change won’t kill humanity. This is the saddest part, to me. At least let us have the dignity to die properly.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 04:46 |
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Mantis42 posted:I remember it being a thing in UFO conspiracies. The reptilians would abduct humans and torture them to extract adrenaline, which was like heroin to them. Why not just pop the whole adrenal gland out like a grape, instead of arranging for it to be released into the bloodstream then having to collect all the blood and refine the adrenaline back out again?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2019 06:35 |
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pseudanonymous posted:The Dresden Files are so bad. So formulaic. I read 3 of them because I liked the concept so much, and I was trying to give them a chance, and they are all bad all in the same way. A fan told me "they get better you just have to read 7 or so books in." They get better after about book 3, but there's still a fair gap between that and anything that could be mistaken for literature. But if you're not un the mood for light-and-trashy then you're reading the wrong genre.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 05:30 |
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Feinne posted:Holy poo poo the level of faceblindness you'd need to for that to make sense. I have moderate faceblindness so I'll look at those photos and say "yep, those are all male humans all right". I won't try to draw any conclusions from that though.
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# ¿ May 24, 2019 06:08 |
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Opferwurst posted:Again? Weren't they executed already? Yes but their horcruxes weren't destroyed. Obama will always live until health care is stripped from the last american.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2019 08:16 |
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VitalSigns posted:If you can't tell those are photos of distinct individuals, you should actually get evaluated for face blindness. I'm not joking or trying to be mean, prosopagnosia isn't common but it's not super rare either. What is the utility of being evaluated/diagnosed? I definitely have moderate faceblindness* and I'm not sure what the knowledge can do for me. *I won't reliably recognize people unless I've known them at least a month, and can still be thrown off bu a change of clothing + different angle.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2019 08:49 |
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Why wouldn't Tucows immediately unhost them as soon as someone points it out?
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2019 06:41 |
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Corsair Pool Boy posted:There is one of those predictions every few months. They're always 100% true, I'm honestly not sure who's even getting arrested and replaced with a body double at this point. Actually they're having to arrest some of the body doubles, who have been turned against america by the nefarious company they have had to keep as part of their cover.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 02:59 |
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With the fall of the Superspy faction I think "Secret info drops from an inside source" have become less important.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2019 12:35 |
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'White hat' is an accepted term in the computer security industry.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 05:20 |
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bird food bathtub posted:White hat hackers can be bound by contract to a company or agency and told, "You have permission to use your skills to break in to our systems, just file a report afterwards telling us what you did so we can fix it and don't mess with the actual data." That's a tiger team. A white-hat is anyone who follows proper reporting protocols for exploits (normally reporting it to the software company along with the date when you will publish it to the security community, so they can fix it before it becomes public knowledge)
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 03:44 |
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Goon Boots posted:Amazing. I bet it feels cool to call yourself Chancellor of the Reich-in-Exile. People unfamiliar with it will probably think you're talking about the third reich and punch you.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 02:55 |
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Didn't the Qult originate on a site famous for child porn? Or do they only object to porn involving adults?
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 08:29 |
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I have moderate face-blindness. I just have to accept that other people have some sorcerous ability to recognise a person they saw once three months ago, or look at two still images and say if they're of the same person. It seems super weird to me, but I have to accept the evidence that they can.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 05:43 |
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Peanut Butler posted:lmao there's popular uprisings going on during literal storms The show writers just have zero subtlety these days.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2020 04:22 |
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Medication can be startlingly effective in treating schizophrenia in some people. And completely ineffective in others.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 08:11 |
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Feinne posted:I mean the big problem of the moon landings being faked is that recreating the footage on earth with the technology at the time was actually impossible, someone looked at it from the angle of special effects and concluded it was legitimately easier to launch people to the moon than film the fake moon landing at the time. It's pretty easy as long as you film on the soundstage at the moon base. (Built in 1953 during the fight against the lunar nazis).
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 06:04 |
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RatHat posted:Is there any evidence at this point that Q is not just an rando from the internet? Which Q?
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 06:08 |
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Maybe gold is an essential dietary nutrient for ayyliens and it was common on their home world but here they're in desperate need of it.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 02:37 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:But on a more related topic, isn't now the time of the year when all the Qanon people who are disowned by their families post their terrible lonely thanksgiving meals? I think those people are desperately trying to gather in the largest possible groups to spread the virus.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2020 00:30 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:my question is do they all know its bullshit It reinforces their beliefs, which makes it more true than something that is merely real. Asking whether or not it actually happened is asking the wrong question.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 05:10 |
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LanceHunter posted:I mean, even in Islam you can't be tricked into saying the shahadah. I mean, I guess you can be tricked into saying the words, but that doesn't count. You need to recite it three times, sincerely, in front of witnesses. You can't accidentally boffa/ligma your way into Islam. So did they get arrested? The neopagans, I mean. Obviously not the christians.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 06:17 |
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There was that one time you invaded yourselves.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2020 05:11 |
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gay picnic defence posted:Someone make a list of fake authorities for qanons to quote like that list of fake baseball player names. Just reuse those names.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 06:43 |
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Mostly security checks look for liabilities, like debts or a gambling habit. If your means are modest but you seem content to live within them then you pass.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2021 07:30 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Do you remember those chuds that broke down weeping about cfls and led lightbulbs and protested them as communism because they couldn’t get incandescent bulbs any more? Why did that insanity die out while every other folk devil and moral panic of the last 40 years got wrapped up into q? There are no incandescent bulb fittings still around so there's nowhere to put the bulbs if you had them.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2021 08:44 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:08 |
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Somfin posted:Yes, and what I'm saying is that if a machine that can allow for "an absurd market cap that can never be factually realized" can still be "functioning as intended," then its intended functioning is loving insane. What if the intended function is 'transfer all money to rich people'?
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2021 03:43 |